Ever meet someone on the internet and feel compelled to track them down and find out as much about

[datasuspect]

them as possible and send them anonymous letters and drive slowly by their house?

It's a special feeling.

[Courtesy Flush]

1. Um, actually, no.

But thanks for asking

[Left Is Write]

2. No, but I was once the recipient of creepy letters and drive-bys.

[itsmesgd]

3. stalking is a serious crime..... call a pi

I, by the way, am a private investigator. I can do all the tracking for you.

[datasuspect]

4. hmm, that's interesting

btw, this is a joke post. i'm not really interested in tracking people down.

[itsmesgd]

5. I figured as much, but I have had lazy psychos call me

How lazy and terrible is it for a psycho stalker to call a pi?

[MrCoffee]

6. it's called love, dammit.

how else are they gonna know that you care?

[datasuspect]

7. you know, you're right

how else will they know that no one will ever need them as much i will.

[SKKY]

8. I saw a T-shirt in Hot Topics once that read...

..."Are you stalking me? Because that would be really super!"

[MrCoffee]

9. that's the best quote in Van Wilder

[crim son]

10. Lol. That's a special feeling I haven't yet had

nor do I plan to.