Paris Hilton fired! (who knew she had a job?)

[underpants]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/ap_on_re_us/people_hilton

ORLANDO, Fla. - Two nightclubs known as Club Paris will no longer be associated with their namesake — Paris Hilton, according to the club's owner.

Fred Khalilian said he "fired" the hotel heiress because she has continuously failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando. The troubles started two years ago when Hilton showed up six hours late for the grand opening, Khalilian said.

"She's created a circus for herself," he said. "It's all about: How has she screwed up now?"

Khalilian does not want to change the name of the Orlando club, or one opened in Jacksonville last year, because he said the name is so well known. Instead of Club Paris representing Hilton, it will stand for the city, Khalilian said.

He plans to hold a competition to find the new face of his clubs.

[Bassic]

1. woopty-fucking-doo.

I'm surprised she even knows the meaning of the word "work"

Although juding by the end result, maybe she dosen't.

[underpants]

3. The question remains

How exactly ****ed up do you have to be to be SIX HOURS LATE?

Also

At what point do you think it might not even be worth showing up? or do you expect everyone to stand and wait for SIX HOURSfor you?

[Bassic]

4. Well, she's rich, she (supposedly) hot,

and she's dumb. So I figure she probably thinks that however late she is, she is still doing the world a favor just by showing up, and just might have been expecting people to still be facing the door while holding their breath while they waited for her arrival.

The fact that this nit-wit is even a celebrity is beyond me. Just doesn't fucking do anything, she's.. just.. there.... :wtf:

[Nickster]

8. I heard Tina Fey on the Howard Stern show talking about Paris Hilton. It was hilarious

she said that up close she looks like a man in makeup and that she left clumps of hair everywhere she went. She couldn't stop talking about how gross Paris is up close.

[Bassic]

11. Clumps of hair?

What does she pull hers out or something? That is pretty gross.

[Nickster]

12. Yeah, she didn't know details, just that everywhere you went she would find trails of Paris

hair clumps. She wasn't joking around either. Maybe it's a bad wig?

[acmavm]

2. Well, if he wants to find someone about on a par of Ms. Hilton

I'm sure that he could probably go to any street corner and find some bleached out no-talent exhibitionistic little trollop who could probably represent him better than she did.

[Bassic]

5. Plus, if he gets her off a street corner,

chances are she'll be smarter than her predecessor, which is a big plus in this situation.

[acmavm]

6. So very true.

[EnviroBat]

7. Why is that someone lke Princess Diana is killed in a tragic accident.

But "tragic accidents" like Schlong Gobbler Hilton are stinking up the landscape... Really, if this moron were to get greased, not a single tear...

:nopity:

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[Little Wing]

10. Look how many talents she has!