Great cookie recipe - a little late for the holidays, but the Super Bowl is coming!

[Midlodemocrat]

Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
2-1/2 cups flour
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon tsp. juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.



At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup ... just in case.



Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
floor...



Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.



Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.



Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
sheet.



Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts.



Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you can find.



Greash the oven.



Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.



Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.




Cherry Mistmas