Dammit. I just now figured out what I want for Christmas.

[MrCoffee]

One of these bad boys



Oh yeah. It's a hot nacho cheese pump.

[Broken_Hero]

1. I still want a Jagermeister

machine...yum, super cold Jager....

[MrCoffee]

2. you're on your own, boss.

i can't party with the Jager anymore. that stuff is the devil's drink.

[Broken_Hero]

10. :)

I can drink that stuff, without abandon when its chilled...at room temp, or barely cold, I cannot stand it, but when its chilled...oh boy, watch out...:D

[Radio_Lady]

22. Better late than never.

Only ____ days to Christmas 2007! (I'm too lazy to subtract...)

[LaraMN]

3. Lol! My husband said we need to save the upc's off the salsa I buy,

because once we have five, we can send away for the pump handle. I'm serious. I have salsa issues.

[MrCoffee]

5. you pump salsa?

what kind of watery salsa are you eating?

[LaraMN]

7. I don't have the pump, yet. Technically, it's picante sauce.

I'm assuming the pump circumference is generous, in order to accomodate the consistency of the salsa. That sounds really dirty.:P

[MrCoffee]

8. can you stuff a banana in it?

if not, it's probably not that dirty

[LaraMN]

9. Oh, I don't know about that...

but I do know that thoroughly watered down spam can be ejected via super soaker.



Just one of the many reasons that nobody messes with me!

[MrCoffee]

13. that scares me more than Kaiser Sose.

[LaraMN]

17. It should. No one is safe when I wield that baby.

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[ChoralScholar]

4. I want a popcorn butter machine. Same idea, though.

[MrCoffee]

6. talk to haruka. she knows all about the popcorn butter machine.

and is willing to give utterly revolting details.

[ohiosmith]

11. Get the one with the orifice insert accessory package.

[MrCoffee]

14. my preferred hot nacho cheese delivery system:

[ohiosmith]

16. weirdo

[halfmoon dem]

12. I want a toilet paper warmer! n/t

[MrCoffee]

15. dammit. i just now figured out what else i want for Christmas.

a toilet paper warmer would be awesome.

[Left Is Write]

18. Gee, if it's hot, it can't be all that comfortable pumping the cheese sauce.

:P

[MrCoffee]

21. please, for the sake of future generations...

don't ever say "pumping the cheese sauce" again.

[Left Is Write]

23. Well, you're the one who wants the hot pump.

(My word, I can't believe I just typed that!)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

19. Awesome! Can it serve guacamole?

or peanut butter?

[MrCoffee]

20. it can handle guac, but only if it's less than 5% avocado

any more than that and it clogs the feed line.