Wal-Mart is selling vibrating cock rings.

[LaraMN]

I have no problem with the things :D but I find it interesting that they won't sell albums with parental advisories, but for under five bucks, you can get an erection ring (on the shelf in between the condoms and lubricants).

Wal-Mart, you're an idiot.

:rofl:

[matcom]

1. well we now know what was on LARA'S shopping list this morning

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. I thought she was buying bananas.

:P :rofl: Oh, wait... that was Rev...

[LaraMN]

14. In truth, I DID buy some.

They're not for me, I swear!
:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Suuuuure....

You banana slut... :P :rofl:

[LaraMN]

6. Are you kidding? For under five bucks a piece, I can get them for EVERYONE, for Valentine's Day!

:bounce:
:rofl:

[matcom]

yeah, you and hubby have a blast tonight

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

9. Yeah, right. He won fantasy football at the office.

So now it's "beer Friday."

:eyes:

[mongo]

53. They are made for one use

You can't change the battery, and they last about 20 mins.

Go to your local sex shop and for a few more $$ get one that will last...

[Bum Whisperer]

2. I haven't seen those yet...

...I'll have to check them out. Do they have a fitting room?

[Strawman]

4. I'll have to go to one just so I can ask the "greeter" where those are

[LaraMN]

13. Oh, PLEASE do it!

and report back!
:P

[Strawman]

15. Yeah um, Ethel is it? Can you help me find the cock rings and Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hits?

I'm EXTREMELY proud to be an American.

[crim son]

22. ...

:rofl: We've an Ethel of our own here. She's a Southern transplant. I wish I had the nerve.

[Arugula Latte]

40. ! ! !

:spray:

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

57. Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hits is a single!

Unless you are a SERIOUS country fan, Lee Greenwood's a one-hit wonder.

[carly denise pt deux]

36. OMG our greeters at our store are always like 80 years old

They would faint right over if I asked for that.....but then again, they may know all about the items and can tell me a thing or two, also....
Carly

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. I'd seen them elsewhere on the shelves (Target, CVS, etc.), but

it does amaze me that Wally World would actually sell them too. :rofl: Wholesome indeed...:P

[LaraMN]

7. They also had gummy handcuffs.

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Yummy gummy...

:rofl: :hi: Any other deviant gummy products besides those? :p

[SPKrazy]

29. There Was

But the deviant gummy shot himself






:cry:


:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

38. roflmao

you're insane

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

39. ...

you rang?



:bounce:

[peekaloo]

8. Oh, I thought they were for roosters. Gets 'em up at the crack of dawn.

:hide:

[LaraMN]

11. Bwahaha!

That was clever!

[mitchum]

56. LOL!!!

I really am
well done :)

[BarenakedLady]

10. Well that is totally unfair....

I have to go out of my way to purchase my toys...x(

[LaraMN]

12. Conversely, it's the only place we HAVE to shop , in my town.

Believe me, you're not really missing out.
I would KILL for a Target!

[Schema Thing]

16. Vibrating? Seriously?

or should I say Series-ly? This thing is Hugh!!11 No laterally, this thing is hugh!!1111!!

[GirlinContempt]

18. I think I've seen those

did you stock up?

[LaraMN]

25. Lol! What do you think?

I'd be afraid that you'd turn it on and it would have an "inspirational message" voice recording. Or a yellow smiley face on the bullet part.

[BOSSHOG]

20. PRICE CHECK ON REGISTER THREE

Could someone from domestics check the price of the deluxe vibrating cockrings? Thank you.

[AllegroRondo]

21. I would scratch out the bar code just to make them check it!

ah, the hilarity.

[BOSSHOG]

23. I think it was three dollars mam

I don't know what's wrong with the label. Sure, your husband would love one. You can consider a marriage ring. He'll love you for it. Buy one for your minister? Sure why not?

[youthere]

24. You should have grabbed the entire display and put them next to ..

the religious books...bet that would give the Joyce Meyer crowd a thrill!

[LaraMN]

26. omg!

Now I'm tempted...
:rofl:

[billyskank]

27. Wow! How much do they cost?

Um...a friend wanted to know. :yoiks:

[idgiehkt]

28. yeah, it kills me all those magazines that sell

the cheap religious figurines and trinkets also sell dildos and tapes of women doing naked aerobic. Middle america gets sex and Jesus both, everyone else is a perverted heathen.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

30. Cool

A reason to go to Wal-Mart.

[redqueen]

31. No shit?

Frickin idiots!

[musette_sf]

32. would that be

in the "Elexa" line that, I think, Trojan, brought out "for women"?

[mongo]

54. I haven't seen the trojan version

but it probably is in the Elexa line. Lifestyles makes one called 4-play

[baldguy]

33. And they remove a girl's t-shirt that says "When I Grow Up, I'm Going To Be President!"

Because it's too "controversial".

[LaraMN]

34. For real?!

What a bunch of dickwads!

[baldguy]

41. Google "margaret shirt walmart"

I tried, but I'm at work. Our IT Security won't let me look at the first few links. (The sites are probably too liberal)

[jakefrep]

35. Vibrating cock rings?

Is that for some sort of Extreme Rooster Fighting?

[Yavin4]

37. Okay, Who Here Has The Guts To Try It Out? I Would

But I don't live near a WalMart.

[Deja Q]

42. Oi! Those things help certain people!

Now if only I wasn't single, I wouldn't need one! :spray:

[xchrom]

43. OH THE IRONY OF IT ALL!!!

sigh -- we need a drama queen smilie just for me.

i can't even find one of those at my local dirty bookstore.

[hippywife]

51. Here ya go

[mongo]

55. Wow -- I'm suprised

Given that there are hundreds of different vibrating cock rings on the market, I'd think they would at least sell a few different kinds.

But if it is the disposal kind like Wally world is selling, I don't blame them. We don't sell astroglide because we can't compete with Walmart.

[rug]

44. They're requiring all new employees to wear one.

But they shock instead of vibrate.

[LaraMN]

45. I worked there when I was in college.

I kept my trainee badge on for months until I quit so I could be incompetent without customers getting mad.

[Kat45]

46. Do they have vibes for women, or just the ones for men?

They wouldn't want women getting off on their own.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

47. You mean a vibrating cock ring is NOT for the women?

:rofl:

[Kat45]

48. Well sure, both use it together, but I'm thinking

the only reason they'd offer it is because it involves the man's pleasure. I'm guessing they wouldn't be offering vibes that the woman can use on her own.

[PaganPreacher]

49. Walmart- for HER pleasure, too!

Norelco LadyShaver Shaver/Massager
Personal shaver and hand-held vibrator strictly "for her". (We all know the perfect time to use a vibrator is while you are shaving.)

HoMedics Percussion Massager
"Can provide relief to anyone"... and they do mean "anyone"!

:evilgrin:

The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.

[Robb]

52. I gotta post this

:rofl:

[thefool_wa]

50. WoW!

:wow: