I'm just tired. I'm going out tonight. How do I get myself in the mood?

[crim son]

Hi, guys :hi:

I've got nuthin'

[miss_american_pie]

1. You could watch this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TttlJeTpHE4

That song always makes me want to dance. :shrug:

[crim son]

3. Okay, not bad.

I'm feeling the urge to eat, and that's a start :) Now I'm going to check out Cool and the Gang, only because I like idg.

[miss_american_pie]

4. Oh I like idg, too

but I'm not sure I'd do that. ;)

[crim son]

6. hehe. I REALLY like idg.

Actually, the Gang dancing in the dark in white sneakers gives me a lift, too :P

[miss_american_pie]

9. Dancing, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUtHxtkfqQ

[crim son]

13. I love that song!

I think I need to take belly-dancing classes. They used to offer them at the Y. Do you think it would enhance my marketability?

[miss_american_pie]

16. I think

if you just throw on some low-rise jeans and a baby tee, you'd be good to go. Not that I would know...

;)

[crim son]

19. My closet used to be full of Mom-clothes but I've cleaned them out.

I've got the jeans; I've got the t-shirt. I'm there! Whaddya mean you don't know? I know you know!

[miss_american_pie]

21. Erm, um...

look, a video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAQuc6kLEQU

[crim son]

28. Okay, that did it!

I'm going to the one place where college kids dance to cheesy music. I love the place even though I'm twice everybody's age. I never fail to find company :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

30. Woohoo!

:yourock:

[crim son]

32. No,

:yourock:

[miss_american_pie]

45. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QL2patDHU

[crim son]

48. I'm always afraid my daughter will hear that song

and get ideas. You know, like the kind of ideas I'm having right now...

[miss_american_pie]

49. Like mother, like daughter

;)

[crim son]

50. I can already see that. Except she is really beautiful

and well-formed. We keep her in a cage in the barn. :P

[miss_american_pie]

52. Oh hush

All the lounge men come out of the woodwork to drool over your pics. :hug:

[crim son]

55. That's kind of you.

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

22. Oh you haven't seen anything

'til you see my Shakira imitation.

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

26. I can be there by midnight

:P

[crim son]

29. I can do the hips

but that thing with the chest... needs lots of practice.

Perhaps you can post a video?

[BarenakedLady]

33. Hehehehe

I've heard there are pictures about, but hopefully it wasn't caught on video. :blush:

[tigereye]

76. the Shakira video really reminded me of this

one of my favorite musicians and one of my favorite songs....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zjJeudjhk

[crim son]

79. What a fantastic song.

I want to buy an album!

Oh no, it's stuck in my head now.

[idgiehkt]

2. Yahoo!

I hate to do this...
but it's the first thing that popped into my head

Kool and the Gang - Celebration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y70V-PKzks

[crim son]

5. Woohoo! It's a celebration

of my need to talk to people I don't know whilst drinking copious amounts of booze. Yeehaw! :woohoo:

[Strawman]

7. Have you tried this?

[crim son]

10. The Anal Intruder?

You really think that'll do the trick? :shrug:

[idgiehkt]

12. lol

sounds like something I might enjoy. (been a while)

:rofl:

[crim son]

14. ...

:spray:

[Strawman]

25. I've tried everything else

the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador.

[BarenakedLady]

8. and I cry....

:cry:

I am already in the mood to go out, but I have no where to go and no one to go with.

:nopity:

At least kiss some hot guy for me would ya?

[crim son]

11. I'll do what I can, for you.

Although like I said, I'm not too hyped up. :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

15. I'm with you

sitting at home, alone ....

*sigh*

[BarenakedLady]

18. That sucks

Although I may not be alone...I am certainly "alone". :(

[MissHoneychurch]

23. Aww honey

:hug:

Come on over and we have a drink together. Till you are here my apt is ready for guests again :) or we go out and mess up the Frankfurt men :evilgrin: Call crim son to be the babysitter since she doesn't want to go out anyway.

[idgiehkt]

20. maybe we should order out

http://www.mysecrettoys.com/adult-catalog/womens-sex-dolls-2.html

[BarenakedLady]

27. Hmmmmm

Niiiiice. :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

31. and best of all

when you're done he folds back up in the box and goes under the bed.

[BarenakedLady]

34. Excellent!

:thumbsup:

[MissHoneychurch]

35. LOL

:spray:

[crim son]

36. I had to click on the "size" button.

One size fits all? I think not!

[idgiehkt]

44. well

it's a 'hefty 8" dong'

that's plenty for me, I tell you.

:rofl:

[crim son]

46. Hefty 8?

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

51. hefty, baby

there are others on the previous page but I don't wanna post the link because those are, um...
inflated :blush:

[crim son]

53. You are creating in my mind

a dream it will be impossible to fulfill. Thanks for that. :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

72. oops

lol. I just realized it's kind of sad when I'm sitting here trying to decide which inflatable man is 'better looking'.

:rofl:

[crim son]

74. I did that, too.

Gawd help us both.

[idgiehkt]

75. roflmao

:rofl:

I wonder if we picked the same one :blush:

we can share...hey, this is getting interesting.

[crim son]

47. Delete.

I'm tonguetied as it is... a double post is not warranted here.

[MissHoneychurch]

17. Have fun for me

and then tell me every little dirty detail

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

24. Whenever I go out I toast to my DU friends. Seriously.

You are now on the list. I'll try to get a dance for you, or at least an offer to buy me (you) a cellphone, bwahahaha.

[MissHoneychurch]

38. Sounds good to me

don't do what I wouldn't do ... Ahem ... :blush:

[crim son]

40. Giving me free rein, huh?

I luv you! :pals:

[MissHoneychurch]

41. Uhhhh ...

YES!!!! :evilgrin:

[RedStateShame]

37. Look at this until you're compelled to leave.

And believe me. You will want to leave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufqbbr8yL9A

[crim son]

42. Oh dear.

That works!

[Patiod]

39. Just had the same problem. My solution? Coffee!

or Red Bull, if you're of that age group....

S.O. is coming in town for an audition, and then we're going out afterwards. I hate when this happens on a Friday, because I hate the Friday night amateurs.

(totally off-the-subject: Monday he's heading up to Manhatten for an audition for an Off-Broadway show where he has an "in" - wish him luck!)

[crim son]

43. You bet I wish him luck!

Exciting :7

I will do coffee just before I go out the door. It can't hurt and it might help.

[Guava Jelly]

54. You got everything gorgeous

:7
:hi:
Good luck and I hope you score :evilgrin:

[crim son]

57. All I want to do is play the game :)

Naughty boy.

[Guava Jelly]

60. If only I was naughty

:(
but i am pure as the fresh driven snow :7

[crim son]

63. Me too. What's important is that we give the

appearance of being naughty. Apparently I do, and you definitely do!

[Guava Jelly]

68. Really ?? people think I'm naughty?

:silly:
Just cause I pm my butt to everyone and their mom doesn't mean im naughty :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

56. A bath or shower with a beer.

Always worked for me. :)

[crim son]

58. I don't drink beer

but that's really a semantic argument, isn't it? I'm thinking: hot coffee, then the shower with one glass of wine. But wait... even the smallest amount of alcohol might affect my ability to apply eyeliner... but wait... even the smallest amount of alcohol will make me believe I look fabulous, so who cares?

[Maddy McCall]

59. Wine, then.

Take a nice bath with a glass of wine, and fantasize about how hot you'll look tonight, and all the cool people you'll meet.

:D

[billyskank]

61. ...

:hug:

:*

[crim son]

62. I'll give you a kiss back.

Practice. :*

*snort* Like I need practice! (I do)

[billyskank]

65. I need it more than you

Seriously. :D

[crim son]

67. Maybe not. You think that because I've been married all these

years I've been getting kissed? Nope. We stopped kissing in the first year.

[billyskank]

69. ...

:hug:

[idgiehkt]

73. .

x( :( :evilfrown: :mad: :grr: :nuke: :thumbsdown: :cry: :banghead:

that @#$%@#$%

[SPKrazy]

82. That Sounds Familiar

At least as far as real kissing goes

Maybe not the first year, but it's been years since we really kissed

:* :* :* :*

and what's a kiss without a

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Just because

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[LynneSin]

64. Hopefully this won't get the thread locked but....

Sex - either with another person or a 'do-it-yourself'

[crim son]

70. LOL.

There is no other person right now, and... here comes TMI... the other makes me cry. Then my mascara will run. Too risky.

[buddhamama]

66. Have fun, crim son

i am slightly envious. i usually hang with my son on Friday nights but he's away :(

a toast to a good time and no jerkies. :toast: :hi: :hug:

[crim son]

71. I'll toast to you

and to "no jerkies" !! :toast:

[lildreamer316]

77. Music.

Always works for me.

[Danger Mouse]

78. Look on the bright side..

You could live in the middle of nowhere, like me, where there is absolutly NOTHING to do unless you're part of the volunteer firefighter/raging alcoholic crowd =P

[Deja Q]

80. I'm in the same situation as you.

Middle class McMansion ghetto. Though I was here before those abominations were cobbled up from petty plywood...

[SPKrazy]

81. You Could talk to me?

I'm an exciting guy

:+