Hi folks, Capn Amerika here. Let me introduce myself.

[Capn Amerika]

I'm the Capn. I have little nautical background. My commission was self granted and holds no legal authority as far as I know. I came by this appellation by combining two representations of the downfall of American civilization. 1.) The prominence of mass produced, mass marketed children's breakfast cereal which probably causes brain rot. And 2.) The fascist compass of the modern American leadership which has taken root as the Republican Party. The "Amerika" spelling is to note that I believe that America has been taken over by fascists.

Combine the two and we have a mockery of a beloved American icon produced as a propaganda effort to get children and adults behind the American military industrial complex namely Captain America.

So folks, that's me. Thanks for letting me in and please enjoy my future posts. Thank you.

The Capn.

[malta blue]

1. Hi Capn

Welcome to DU - look forward to chatting with ya:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

5. Thank you.

I am also very fond of the Dalai Lama.

[datasuspect]

2. welcome aboard

[Capn Amerika]

6. Ahoy!

:hi:

[matcom]

3. HOWDY Capn!

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

7. Hi there!

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

4. hullo

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

13. Bon Jour!

Thanks for having me. :hi:

[Broken_Hero]

8. Welcome to DU Capn...Btw,

I found your shield...here it is....I have no use for it anymore...

[Capn Amerika]

11. Holy Jebus!

What happened there? :hi:

[Broken_Hero]

17. its was...

The Avengers vs. The Justice League.....its a comic series, that came out a year, or two back...guess who won?....:D

[RedStateShame]

9. Welcome, matey! 'Tis good to see you aboard our sturdy ship. Arrr...

[Capn Amerika]

14. I stoday talk like a pirate day?

how do, :hi:

[scarlet_owl]

10. Welcome to the Lounge, Capn!

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

16. Thank ya kindly

:hi:

[InternalDialogue]

12. Welcome, Capn.

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

18. Thanks for the warm greeting!

:hi:

[myrna minx]

15. Hey Cap'n!

:hi: Welcome to DU, matey!

[Capn Amerika]

19. Indeed, thanks for the kindness.

:hi:

[buddhamama]

20. welcome to DU, Capn Amerika

and to the Lounge. thanks for the introduction. enjoy! :) :hi:

[Capn Amerika]

24. Thanks, good to be here.

:hi:

[crim son]

21. God's country?

There's a moron on craiglist Maine "rants and raves" who posts that he's writing from "God's Country." He's a homophobic, racist pigdog. I hope that's not you. :P

On edit: Welcome to DU!

[Capn Amerika]

25. Not me. Thanks for the welcome.

It's supposed to be ironic.:hi:

[crim son]

27. You got to get to know me.

I'm messing with you. :hi:

[Capn Amerika]

29. Yeah, I figured.

Haven't been called a freeper yet. Not sure if you just popped that cherry or not.;-)

[Blue-Jay]

31. Freeper.

There. Got that out of the way.

Welcome to DU.

[Capn Amerika]

33. Well, I did say that I supported Ford.

But I was six years old at the time. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Welcome to DU, Capn!

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

26. Thank you

:hi: Seattle is a beautiful part of the country.

[underpants]

23. Chicken

con't forget all the chemicals in chicken that lead to a lot of the brain rot too.

:hi:

Welcome Capn

[Capn Amerika]

28. True dat.

Somebody told me once that chicken causes man boobs, breasticals, moobs. Whatever the hell you call them. Sounds like bullshit. Who knows????

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. My dear Capn Amerika!

Welcome to DU, and to it's living, beating heart: The Lounge!

I know you'll have fun here!

It's good to have you participating!

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

32. Thank you, CAPeggy.

Have been lurking here for a while and your kindness knows no bounds.:hi:

[Elidor]

34. Captain Crunch will get you high tonight?

LMAO! Best spoof of a Billy Joel song ever.

[Capn Amerika]

37. Hi there

:hi: Like the NSA logo

[bigwillq]

35. Hi!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Capn Amerika]

38. Hi! Thanks!

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

36. Welcome

To the funny farm. I am the Hostess With the Mostest....not really. I'm just here.

:hi:

[Capn Amerika]

39. Hi there, Was reading your posts last night.

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

40. Hi Capn!

Have you heard about the DU initiation rites yet?

:scared:

[Capn Amerika]

44. Is there nakedness involved?

Count me in.:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

45. Yes. But we call it nekkidness.

It also involves ice blocks, black olives, lime jello, and a rabid weasel. That's all I can say for now.

[lildreamer316]

41. Dupe (damn laptop)

[lildreamer316]

42. Hello...

Welcome to our crazy corner of the internets. (which are a series of tubes)

Do not worry; we do know how to spell moron and huge. (you'll get that later):hi:

[Capn Amerika]

43. Hello, hello... Echo, echo...

:hi: