Walmart is selling sushi.

[Maddy McCall]

I shit you not. Sushi. At Walmart. I just got back from a luncheon at a friend's house. Right there on the table was a platter of sushi. From Walmart. Complete with Wasabi and ginger. She said that it cost about $15.

So there you go--next time you go to Walmart, you can pick up your cock ring and your sushi all in one trip!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

1. Yeah, but is it catfish sushi?

:P

[Maddy McCall]

2. Well, I didn't give it a taste...

I love sushi. But I just can't bring myself to eat sushi manufactured by Walmart.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. I've had the sushi pre-made by our local grocery chain.

It's good, but Wal-Mart? No, thanks. Plus, I like the theater of watching sushi being made right before my eyes.

Dammit - now I want sushi. :9

[Maddy McCall]

5. Me TOO!

That's what I like about sushi. The theatrical aspect.

And the wasabi. Lots and lots of wasabi. :D

[GOPisEvil]

8. There IS a Japanese restaurant close-by...

...nah, only if I had someone to go with...

Wasabi is good stuff. :D

[Madrone]

15. You DO have someone to go with!

Duh. :eyes: Take the chicken!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Ugh...that no egg having chicken?

I'm having cherries right now. :9

[Madrone]

18. Chicken cherries?

Hmm. I thought that was all gone!!! After the coffee shop incident and all... :shrug:




:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

19. No, silly!

Rainier cherries, from, uh, Chile... :crazy:



The coffee shop incident!! :rofl:

[Madrone]

21. Ew.

Didn't anyone ever teach you it's not polite to point your chicken toward someone before you shoot? And in public no less??

[GOPisEvil]

22. LOL!

I didn't realize he was choking there in my pocket!

[Madrone]

23. Yeah, sure.

You fondled him enough to make him all wet first!

At least it washed out. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

24. !!

Fondled him enough to get him wet? Are you sure it's not a 'she'?

That OxyClean stuff works! :thumbsup: :P

[Madrone]

25. Well,

I just figured "he" - judging by the distance "he" was able to acheive.

I didn't USE OxyClean! :P

[GOPisEvil]

27. You don't watch enough porn then!

:P

So, you're saying it's the detergent or the washer? ;)

[Madrone]

30. Ummm.... I guess?

:shrug:

Detergent or the washer - probably so!

I'm going to call crawl up on the futon w/ Jen, Bodhi, and whatever kitties are there. It's one of those kind of days! :P Later!

[GOPisEvil]

32. ...

I wish I could join y'all, but the futon would break, I think. :D

Seattle is on the TV now. :sigh:

[Madrone]

28. BTW ---

YOU happened to say you didn't realize HE was choking...HE! So :P

[GOPisEvil]

31. D'oh!

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

4. Is the sushi located next to the cock rings?

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

6. Only when you get it home.

Perv.

:D

[Deja Q]

10. !

:wow:

:spray:

[LostinVA]

7. STAY AWAY

[blogslut]

9. Walmart sells cock rings?

Really?

[madeline_con]

35. Who knew? And in what department? n/t

[Generic Brad]

36. The cock ring department

It's between sporting goods and infant apparel.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

11. And CostCo is selling

coffins http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11066226&whse=BC&Ne=4000000&N=4008004&Mo=7&pos=0&No=2&Nr=P_CatalogName:BC&cat=23078&Ns=P_Price

I'm thinking of going to the farmer's market :bounce:

[judaspriestess]

12. what do cock rings do for someone?

lol

[Deja Q]

13. Well,

They help the proverbial flag pole at full past until the flag's ready to come down.

:blush:

[baldguy]

14. The ONE THING that would probably be better if they imported it from Asia.

They must get it from Kansas.

[Critters2]

16. I read that WalMart was trying to go upscale to attract the people

who never shop there. I mean, you can't be the only business in town if people are shopping somewhere else. Doesn't matter, I still won't shop there. But then, I don't eat dead fish anyway.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

20. live fish?

:rofl: just being my usual sh*tdisturber :hi:

[SPKrazy]

26. Wal Mart Is Taking Over

they own a bank that is the most prevalent one in Arkansas now.
There is a fucking wal mart every 5 feet around here
they contribute money to cities and are philanthropic to charities
they are taking over my state-Arkansas, I'm sure it is a toehold on the rest of the country and the world!

:scared: :thumbsdown:

[cwydro]

29. shut up!

you are lying!

Right? Uh, aren't you?

[bullwinkle428]

33. Target's been selling it for years in select "superstores" -

I've had it a couple of times, and the quality is pretty decent. Missing the theatrical part is kind of a drag, and if you have to pay $15 at W-M, it's not much of a bargain at all. I get a platter which has 9 pieces of sashimi and your choice of a tuna or salmon roll for around $17.50 at a great Japanese restaurant here in town.

[jus_the_facts]

34. I don't do sushi or wallyworld....

....nor do I have a cock to ring...so there!!! :P

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

37. "Food with bad taste sold in store with bad taste" (nt)