Post your freeper jokes here!

[EstimatedProphet]

Q: What do you have if you have 23 freepers in a room?
A: 1 complete human genome.

Q: Why don't freepers like to garden?
A: The tools keep outsmarting them.

If a freeper falls over in the forest, will he make sense?

Add your own!

[Droopy]

1. Long time no see

I was wondering if you were still around here. I've been out on the road for most of the last 6 months. Just got a good local job and I start Monday. How's things with you?

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Moved to Indiana for a job - it's going well

How ya feelin these days?

[Droopy]

3. I'm feeling good

Those 6 months were very stressful to me so it's good to be back home. I went through 4 jobs last year trying to find the right one. I think I've finally found it, but we'll see.

[Skittles]

4. OK

One freeper says to another freeper, "Guess how many chickens are in this bag and I'll give you both of them." Freeper responds, "THREE!"....first freeper says, "NO FAIR, YOU LOOKED!!!."

[EstimatedProphet]

5. That one's pretty good

[WhollyHeretic]

6. Why do freepers work 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday

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What's the difference between Elvis & a smart freeper?
Elvis has been sighted.

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How does a freeper commit suicide?
He gathers all his hate into a pile & jumps off.

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What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 freepers

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How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll pass a law forcing school children to pray to God to take the dark away.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Those are good

[otherlander]

23. How many?

Six

One to deny it needs to be changed.
One to question the patriotism of anyone who wants to change it.
One to arrange the invasion of a lightbulb-rich country.
One to arrange a photo-op of George Bush holding a lightbulb.
One to make a no-bid contract with Haliburton for the transportation of lightbulbs.
One to say, "We were always for the changing of the lightbulb!"

[sarge43]

8. Q: How many freepers

does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, because they'll blame Clinton and hire an illegal immigrant to do it for them.

A: None, because they'll yell up the stairs for Mom or Dad to do it for them.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Too true

[BreweryYardRat]

9. What do you do if a freeper throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth.

[SPKrazy]

19. ROFL!

run!


:rofl:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

29. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

10. Heh

How many freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU NANNY-STATE TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE LIBERAL!!! I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN THE DARK BECAUSE I WANT TO!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Did you hear the one about the freeper that graduated college?

Of course you didn't!

[JackBeck]

13. How do you circumcise a freeper?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

[Shell Beau]

16. .

:o















:rofl:

[sarge43]

14. A freeper and a Du'er were out hunting

and they came to a clearing in the woods. In the clearing stood a beautiful woman who didn't have on a stitch of clothing. The Du'er called out, "Hey babe, you game?" The woman answered, "Sure darlin'." And the freeper shot her.

Typo (as usual)

[rknryd]

15. I have a question

If a freepers parents get a divorce...................








Are they still brother and sister?

[EstimatedProphet]

27. Good one!

[NewJeffCT]

17. What do you call 100 freepers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

[NewJeffCT]

18. A freeper meets God

A Freeper was wandering around in a field, thinking about
how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate
he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."

The freepr thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to
seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

[EstimatedProphet]

22. That's a good one

[Contrary1]

25. Three surgeons

Three surgeons were having a drink after a busy day at work and were debating who was the best to operate on. The first surgeon said "I reckon Librarians are the best to operate on because their parts are all in alphabetical order."

The second surgeon said " Nah, Mathematicians are the best because their parts are all numbered!"

The third surgeon piped up and said " Nah, you're both wrong. Freepers are the best. They have no heart, no guts, no brains and their faces and arses are interchangeable!"

[NewJeffCT]

20. Two Freepers in a parking lot

Two Freepers were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Freeper One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Freeper Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

[NewJeffCT]

21. You've got mail

A Freeper quickly went out to his mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later he repeated this process by checking his mail again.

He did this five more times, and his neighbor that was watching his commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The Freeper answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

[BreweryYardRat]

24. Do you know the difference between a tragedy and a disaster?

Tragedy: A busload of freepers goes off a cliff.

Disaster: There was an empty seat.

[EstimatedProphet]

26. LOL!

[eauclaireliberal]

28. Freeper Ashtray