Have you ever heard of the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up!"?

[Deja Q]

:yoiks:

[wildhorses]

1. what is he holding on to?

a parachute would be nice

[Deja Q]

2. Only my cell phone...

Eh, his cell phone...

And why a parachute? This is the 21st century! :rofl:

[wildhorses]

3. you are certifiable

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. Certifiable as what?

O8)

[wildhorses]

7. i certify you are a prince disguised as a toad

a very hypno type of frog species...

[madinmaryland]

4. Way too much Google Earth, Dude!

:hide:

[Deja Q]

6. Well, that picture proves I'm coming back down to Earth!

:spray:

:hide:

(that and my buns are passable too)

[madinmaryland]

8. You have very dark pants on there.

Is there something in there you're covering up? After getting dropped out of the plane?

:odoriferous:

[Deja Q]

10. I had to look that word up!

Covering up nothing; I'd already gone in the plane's loo before jumping out after my ostentatious cell phone!

And I always wear black pants. After all, as a friend once said, "I'm black from the waist down!"...

[madinmaryland]

12. uhmmmmmmmmmmm...

:ostentatious: :wtf: does that mean?

[Deja Q]

14. ostentatious = pretentious

:D

[madinmaryland]

18. Like this....

David Rosengarten

[Deja Q]

24. Presumably...

:D

He looks familiar. What does he do?

[BarenakedLady]

9. How did you get that shot of yourself from that angle?

I forgot to ask...

[Deja Q]

11. Teehehehehehe... ancient Scotish secret!

:D

[BarenakedLady]

13. Oh come on....

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[Deja Q]

15. Where are we going?

:D

[BarenakedLady]

16. Crazy. Wanna come?

Wait.....don't answer that.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

17. Drat! (but I'll give you a hint)

:rofl:

Tripods and camera angles are part of the trick...

Though what I had to do for the "jumping off Minnehaha Falls" pic was rather more amusing... and had to be done in public too! :evilgrin:

[ashling]

19. When he hits, he'll need to hear this:

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead! ... Head On. Apply directly to the forehead! ... Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. My dear Hypno!

I have indeed heard that phrase!

But the images associated with it didn't look anything like this!

Nicely done!

And quite scary, too! :scared:

I am quite relieved that this isn't real.......right?

[BarenakedLady]

22. It does look realistic doesn't it?

He does excellent work.

[Minnesota_Lib]

21. "Can you hear me now? How about now?"

[Deja Q]

23. Only if that was Maxwell Smart...

:spray: :rofl: