How come Moses or Abraham or Mohammad never appear on toasted

[WCGreen]

cheese sandwhiches...

Opps.... I forgot the never....

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. 'Cause there aren't any good pictures of those guys to affirm the apparition

Except for Moses' most popular photo where he looks like Heston



Damn! Am making a toasted cheese sandwich today and sure hopin' Chuck shows up! I could be eBay's next brazillionaire!

[WCGreen]

2. If you spread the butter just so....

He will appear...

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. No wonder I never toasted pictographs!

I always melt the butter in the pan first...

Thanks for cluing me in on how to make this month's money :rofl:

[WCGreen]

8. You gotta get the shading just right now....

I use the Shroad of Turin setting

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Will get back to you with pics

if the cheesy art experiment works out :evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. BTW--Now that I know the secret...

I have a feeling that Jesus will appear on one side and Mary on the other...

...just a hunch...

[undeterred]

5. They weren't virgins

when they became famous, that's why.

[XemaSab]

6. I get pictures of Osama on my toast all the time

x(

[WCGreen]

7. That's funny.....

Osama appears on my forhead when I use my Nutregena soap....

[BarenakedLady]

9. Did you ever see

The Miami Ink episode where the lady with the Madonna on her toasted cheese sandwich got it tattooed on her chest? :eyes:

[WCGreen]

15. Was that across the boob....

or in the cleavage....

[BarenakedLady]

21. top of chest

over the right boob I think. She was a weird old lady with no teeth who had her "Madonna" grilled cheese sandwich enshrined in a framed box for about 15 years. Very bizarre.

[pitohui]

10. does anyone know what they looked like?

if an old dude with a beard appeared on my cheese sandwich i wouldn't know it was abraham i would just figure, huh, neat trick, and eat the sandwich

[SPKrazy]

12. Because

no one ever thought of it until now?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Not enough room

[WCGreen]

17. Maybe on a Pita....

[CTyankee]

14. They're not in tree trunks or windows either.

Seriously, I think I know why. It's the no graven images thing. Christians have all this art in churches and all over the place. Everywhere and on everything. Jews and Muslims cannot portray the face of God so they never plastered that kind of art around.

[WCGreen]

16. But if it magically appears on a toasted cheese sandwhich....

[CTyankee]

18. No, see, it wouldn't do that. It would do something else. I dunno,

but the picture thing would be a no no. It would have to be something else. Use your imagination, WC. Maybe you will come up with something...

[WCGreen]

20. The ten commandments..

Five on a side...

[CTyankee]

22. There ya go! Perfect!!!

n/t.

[Zhade]

19. They're not the "in" delusion these days.

Once the 'Virgin' hit eBay, it was all over for those mythical icons! Can't even get booked for a tortilla these days...

[HughBeaumont]

23. The pay isn't what it used to be.

I think Abraham appeared on a foccacia in 1981 in some greasy spoon in Naples. Contract negotiations fell through and that's the last we heard of him.

The Son of Man is the bakery top billing nowadays.

[Shine]

24. How do you know they haven't? Maybe they were promptly eaten up

by a true believer, thinking the "holiness" would somehow infuse their souls. :eyes:

:D
:hi:

[WCGreen]

26. But was the cheese Kosher....

[Redstone]

25. Not as much market value as Mary, that's why. Besides, a picture of Mohammed would

earn you a Fatwah, not a big sale on eBay.

Redstone