People should have their kids before they're 18
LostinVA
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Sun Jan-07-07 02:56 PM
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People should have their kids before they're 18 |
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Who the hell has energy to chase after the little anklebiters after that?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Sun Jan-07-07 02:57 PM
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1. I prefer to call them "post-it notes with feet." |
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Filthy, sticky little things.
Disgusting. I only like furkids.
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Sun Jan-07-07 02:58 PM
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Edited on Sun Jan-07-07 03:04 PM by BarenakedLady
"post-it notes with feet"
:rofl:
Oh and
:popcorn:
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crim son
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:01 PM
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3. Some kids are filthy and sticky and some are not. |
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:09 PM
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5. Actually, *I* said they were sticky and filthy. |
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And they are. All kids are sticky and filthy when they're young. Sorry, but it's the absolute truth.
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:13 PM
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6. Well I'm not going to argue with you. |
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But maybe you oughta move to a different neighborhood :P
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:15 PM
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8. *gasp* The MidloKidlos were IMMACULATE as babies |
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and young uns. Now, not so much. Especially the boy.
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madeline_con
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:56 PM
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9. I've had 3, and they were only.... |
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sticky and/or filthy for very short periods, because I never could stand the smearing of everything some OTHER people's kids engaged in, and the resultant look of all their belongings. :hi:
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Midlodemocrat
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:03 PM
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4. I'll go one step further. People shouldn't have them at all. |
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They're annoying, they're loud, they're expensive. Must I go on?
I had a houseful of teenagers here last night until 3AM sitting around the fireplace outside. Only then did they deign to come in and go to sleep.
I want my own apartment.
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LostinVA
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:13 PM
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That's why a niece and nephew are great -- they think you're cool, they're fun, you don't have to support them, and they go home at night.
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madeline_con
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Sun Jan-07-07 03:57 PM
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10. You have to make them NOT want to run away. |
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Then, you don't have to chase them. ;)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Sun Jan-07-07 05:57 PM
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11. They can be fast little fuckers. |
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Sun Jan-07-07 06:01 PM
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12. Well definitely before your lower back starts giving you issues |
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I could have learned from that lesson
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Sun Jan-07-07 07:46 PM
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13. I met Max, my first cousin twice removed yesterday |
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He's 3. He's also OUT THERE. Today he had to make "fürchterlicher Lärm" (HIS words) with 2 wooden spoons on a cookie tin. My body did not register even the slightest bit of annoyance. I KNEW it was coming and his screaming at the top of his lungs and banging lasted a good half hour. I looked at his Oma, (the cousin with whom I grew up) and remarked how we both have become Zen masters. ;-)
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