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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:48 PM Original message |
Invent an offensive and completely inappropriate advertising slogan |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. "Large-breasted women get *Lucky* with Lucky Strikes!" |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. With a photo of this guy? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
76. Loose Sweaters Mean Floppy Tits |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 03:29 PM Response to Reply #76 |
79. Or no tits. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:01 PM Response to Reply #79 |
86. It's the Lucky Strikes slogan - L.S.M.F.T. |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:07 PM Response to Reply #86 |
90. I always heard it's "Let's Screw; My Finger's Tired" |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:11 PM Response to Reply #90 |
92. LOL! I never heard that one! |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:08 PM Response to Reply #86 |
91. Oh lord. You can see I'm not a smoker. |
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LuLu550 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. Take Kaopectate |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 03:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
80. You win. |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Jam a Twix up your ass!" |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:05 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. I'm guessing that's the sequel to this: |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:38 AM Response to Reply #3 |
32. I guess we'll soon hear a similar one... |
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darkstar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
5. the more it's whipped, the bigger it gets |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:16 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. That one didn't last long. But this genuine campaign was around quite a while: |
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HuffleClaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 07:27 PM Response to Reply #10 |
83. seriously ? |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 09:39 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. The ad campaign from the early 1970's lasted for several years |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
6. Cover your face with juice from Dicks |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:26 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. That'd be the place where they still do the hand-whippin? |
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gordontron (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:54 AM Response to Reply #6 |
37. great hamburger joint btw |
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HCE SuiGeneris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
7. Barbizon for Bimbos -- Be your best! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
19. Is this supposed an advertisement for dimmer panels and grip lights |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Kaopectate - It helps you get your shit together." |
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gr8dane_daddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
11. My two cents... |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
12. The Subaru Outback: It's what lesbians drive! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:34 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Buy one now and you get a free toaster? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
14. Trojan condoms... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:44 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Trojan Condoms |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
16. Subaru Outback: 100,000 Lesbians Can't Be Wrong! |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:51 PM Response to Reply #16 |
89. I bought my Outback from to lesbians in Ohio.... |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
18. Olive Garden: |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
20. CBS Nightly News with Katie Couric... |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Too many places to go with it: |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
21. "New! Improved! Vibrating Cock Rings Now at Wal-Mart!" |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:24 AM Response to Reply #21 |
64. "Vibrating Cock Ring- It Does a Body Good" |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #64 |
70. ... |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. Preparation H suppositories: |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:08 AM Response to Reply #23 |
40. Hey! We haven't seen you since Kempe's! |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. Shimano - Find your inner pedalphile |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
25. Beat your mother every night |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
26. Join the Army and Lose a Leg. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Blow Pops -- this thing isn't gonna suck itself." |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
28. Using Leeches to be Cool Just as Bad as Smoking Pot!!!!!!!! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 11:02 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. OK. I'm missin somethin here. |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:20 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Here is what you may be missing: |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:58 AM Response to Reply #31 |
38. No, your first post was clear enough. I can't imagine the ad is effective. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-07-07 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
30. Promise her anything, but give her a hot carl. |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
33. Example: "Jesus saves at First National Bank" and at |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
34. Already done by Family Guy, but... |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:56 AM Response to Reply #34 |
48. I like Ron White's "Diamonds.. that'll shut her up" |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
35. Ol' Maine Fresh Seafood Delivery - Everybody Loves Getting Crabs! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:06 AM Response to Reply #35 |
39. LOL! |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
36. Offensive and inappropriate? Howbout "Bush '08" ? |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:09 AM Response to Reply #36 |
41. Hey! Missed you both last night! |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
42. But someone already has! |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
43. How about 'Jesus is my designated driver'? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
44. "Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore!" (brought to you by the Beer Council) |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
45. "Shave your balls with a bic" |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:12 AM Response to Original message |
46. "Exxon, the secret ingredient is blood" |
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Jagrett1 (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:47 AM Response to Original message |
47. Bush Condoms... |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 03:03 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. Note from a mean old sex ed teacher: |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:23 PM Response to Reply #47 |
93. HAHAHAHA |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
50. Crisco ... not just for fisting anymore. |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:17 AM Response to Reply #50 |
60. you bastard... Keyboard totally ruined now. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:19 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA! |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:22 AM Response to Reply #61 |
63. You'd fit right in in our troop... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
51. "Hooters: You can never have just one!" |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
52. Metamucil |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 08:59 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. Visit Kentucky - the only state in the Union named after an anal lubricant! |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 09:03 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Forgot that one |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:42 PM Response to Reply #54 |
96. I hear they have good horse races in Kentucky, I guess that explains what's going on back there! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
55. Everyone Enjoys Munching on Spotted Dick |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
56. Kay Jewelers: Oral Sex or Your Money Back |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 09:52 AM Response to Reply #56 |
57. Ummmm.... not EVERY guy has to do that... |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:42 PM Response to Reply #57 |
66. I think I just had a heart attack |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. You're welcome! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
58. Quickie Abortions: No Fetus Can Beat Us. |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
59. Filthy Sanchez - 100% Columbian Coffee |
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izzybeans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
62. "We've been in the people business since you were in short pants! |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
65. "Support Bush's Iraq Splurge" |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
67. Wal Mart: third rate merchandise from third world sweatshops |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
68. Marlboros. Because even your kids know what a damn good smoke tastes like. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
71. Yours reminds me of one my mother saw once... |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Salvation used to be two books of Green Stamps... |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Jack's Butcher Shop: No One Beats Our Meat" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
74. Kotex, we're jamming! |
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slj0101 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
75. Grandma Betsy's Biscuit Powder: |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
77. Durex Condoms: "Beware of Trojans Bearing Gifts" |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:30 PM Response to Reply #77 |
94. heres a tip... |
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Jokerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
78. "I trust MY balls to BIKE" |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
81. "Legal Abortion Clinic" |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
82. For the new, trendy and marketed boy band... |
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Ms_Dem_Meanor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
84. "Unwanted or accidental pregnancy... try Lifestyles." |
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UncleSepp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
87. Just For Men Hair Color. You're gray. Not gay. |
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Norwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
88. Johnsons Rx... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-08-07 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
95. Jesus Romerez stars in "Jesus's Second Coming" with "Virgin" Mary Leather. |
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