Alright you Burger King Bastards, that was WAY too much toppings on my Whopper!

LostInAnomie

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Sun Jan-07-07 07:52 PM
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Alright you Burger King Bastards, that was WAY too much toppings on my Whopper!

Edited on Sun Jan-07-07 07:56 PM by LostInAnomie

I went to the Burger King drive-thru for dinner tonight. Upon getting home I noticed that my Whopper was not only extremely heavy, but also extremely tall. After removing the 6 tomato slices, 14 pickle slices, a mountain of lettuce, what seemed to be a whole onion, and a gallon of various condiments onto my wrapper I weighed it on a kitchen scale. In total, the toppings plus the condiment soaked wrapper weighed one whole pound.

ONE POUND OF FUCKING TOPPINGS!!!

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EnviroBat

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Sun Jan-07-07 07:54 PM
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1. Gross, really gross.

I similar experience has left me never wanting Burger King again, as long as I may live...

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Little Wing

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Sun Jan-07-07 07:54 PM
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2. Maybe you just really like you need some vitamins

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Deja Q

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Sun Jan-07-07 07:54 PM
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3. Dang, when I worked there the management wanted us to throw on

1 tomato slice and 2 shreds of lettuce.

You got a free salad with your meat-in-a-bun.

Can I have it? I dig salads. :9

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LostInAnomie

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Sun Jan-07-07 07:58 PM
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4. Well, it's over there in the trash...

... if you've got the muscle to lift it out of there.

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Shell Beau

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Sun Jan-07-07 08:13 PM
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5. Holy shit!

Yuck!

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ScreamingMeemie

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Sun Jan-07-07 08:14 PM
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6. Hey...remember the "Where's the Beef?" commercials...

Well, there it is...underneath the pickle..s.

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Zhade

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Sun Jan-07-07 08:26 PM
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7. You accidentally got the new "Whopper Salad".

Maybe if you write to the King, he'll smack some people around for ya!

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Darth_Kitten

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Sun Jan-07-07 09:08 PM
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8. I hear ya.......

once they put so much sauce on my whopper the bottom bun melted away.

Try eating condiments with no bun. It wasn't purdy. :(

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