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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 09:18 AM
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Scorpion Stings Passenger On Airplane
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TORONTO, Jan 8 (Reuters Life!) - A stowaway scorpion that stung a man on board a plane headed to Toronto caused a delay at the airport as investigators combed the aircraft for further arachnids, an airline spokesman said on Monday.

The scorpion apparently crawled out of the man's carry-on knapsack on American Airlines flight 1552 from Miami to Toronto on Sunday morning, said John Hotard, a company spokesman in Fort Worth, Texas.

"We delayed the outbound flight and searched the cabin of the aircraft to see if we could find any more, which we did not," said Hotard.

He said there was no indication the scorpion was brought on the plane intentionally.

A return flight to Miami was delayed by less than an hour after touching down at the Toronto Pearson International Airport.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070109/od_nm/scorpion_odd1_dc

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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:41 AM
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1. Fortunately, Scorpions (Chactoidea Vaejovis) are solitary and territorial...
I doubt you'd find more than one on a plane.

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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:42 AM
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2. Unless a hitman gathered 1000s of them together...
and intentionally released them on a plane to whack a guy.

Dude! That'd make a great movie!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:44 AM
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3. Hey, I'd see that! Brilliant!
But, only if they added some Zombies, somehow. ;)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 10:49 AM
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4. I predict...
A Faux News scroller in the near future will say:

"The Department of Homeland Security bans Scorpions from all carry on luggage"
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:08 AM
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5. Scorps on a motherfucking plane!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-09-07 11:17 AM
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6. Yeah, we have those in the Keys
mostly harmless. Feels like a bee sting though; nasty little pain.
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