Primetime Proverbs!

[Blue-Jay]

"You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days." - Granny, The Beverly Hillbillies

"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn" - Banacek, Banacek

"What could you possibly hope to gain from a man whose IQ wouldn't make a respectable earthquake?" - Diane, Cheers

"If you've enjoyed this program half as much as we've enjoyed doing it, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you." - Michael Palin, MPFC

"I've never felt closer to a group of people. Not even in the portable johns of Woodstock." - Reverend Jim, Taxi

"If you make it to one hundred, that fat weather guy will say your name on TV." - George Utley, Newhart

LP:"She's from one of California's first families."
Chico: "Oh, is she Mexican, too?" - Chico, Chico & The Man

[cwydro]

1. I love that one from Granny

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

2. That's my favorite too.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" - Norm