You Have 4 hours to live, and $49.95 in your pocket

[MoseyWalker]

What do you do?

[SPKrazy]

1. get a

dick in a box to give someone

:rofl:

[MoseyWalker]

5. I want you to know that

I just spit up, not only on my monitor, but all over the damn room!

[SPKrazy]

8. Good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbZxlEZFZCQ

Now you have seen this haven't you!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

2. Buy some condoms, an air compressor, and then

make lil' balloon doggies for all the good boys and girls. O8)

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

3. Buy an 1/8 of dank shit.

[EFerrari]

4. I would go to my favorite restaurant and buy dinner for the house.

Of course, I've been on a diet so that may be influencing my decision. lol

[wildhorses]

6. spend time with my loved ones

and forgive my father

[JVS]

24. But what are you going to do with the $$$

[wildhorses]

28. dunno--a good meal with a nice bottle of wine

that sounds nice and if there is a good movie playing,,,

or if it is summertime i would like to waterski one last time

as long as my friends and family are with me and whatever they want to do is fine by me:grouphug:

[otherlander]

7. Get it converted into dimes, and

run down the street, throwing them to people. Then, because I'm going to die soon anyway, I'd beat the crap out of the kid who was really mean to me in 3rd grade, and maybe my negligent teacher, too.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Go to the bank,

get it all changed into pennies, take the 4995 pennies, find someone I hate, dump all the pennies in their gas tank. :evilgrin:

[Dude_CalmDown]

10. Big Fat Spliff

:smoke:

[LynzM]

11. Two good bottles of wine to share with Briarius....

To sit and share and reminisce and cry...

[Ariana Celeste]

12. bottle of crown, pack of cigarettes

leave the rest w/ a homeless person.

get crunk and chainsmoke.

[MoseyWalker]

15. If I get crunk again in a public place

they'll string me up!

peace (and happiness)

[Ptah]

13. My favorite dive.

$10 for the jukebox.
$29.95 for cheap drinks.
$10 for tip

[rug]

14. If they have to cart your corpse out of the bar, leave a bigger tip.

Skip the jukebox.

[JVS]

25. If they have to cart your corpse out of the bar run up a tab and expire before paying

Give all the money to a friend at the bar

[crispini]

26. LOL. I like this idea best.

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

16. The hell with the money

I'd play Wii with the kids for a couple of hours and then lay on the couch while they fight for position. Eventually it will be dd#1 on my left, son on right, and dd#2 on my belly. Then I'd just hug them and kiss them until it was over.

[RetroLounge]

17. Hooker?

just saying...

:shrug:

RL

[SPKrazy]

23. toothless

one for that price

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I buy matcom for 4 hours of prostitution, and leave $48.70 to my family

:rofl:

[ganeshji]

19. Ejaculate in the ranch dressing.

Give people a little something to remember me by.

[baldguy]

20. A good bottle of Amarone cost about $49.95

[swag]

21. Go down to Siam Society with my girl and split some appetizers

and a bottle of wine.

[JVS]

22. Bucket of Chicken, case of beer and a really cheap hooker

[Little Wing]

27. With that few hours to live, money is moot

I'd need about 200 hours to live, and 2,000 dollars to make a difference.

[Initech]

29. Every illegal substance I could get my hands on...

:evilgrin:

[TommyO]

30. Make the two hour trek into NYC

and have a kick-ass sushi dinner at Nobu. I'll stretch it out so I kick the bucket while eating, I'll bet they don't even charge me for the dinner!

[seemunkee]

35. Have some blowfish just before dying

That would scare the Hell out of them.

[ThomCat]

31. Donate it someplace where it will do some good

and then spend 4 hours on the phone with friends.

[philosophie_en_rose]

32. Say goodbye to family & also give the $49.95 away.

I wouldn't waste my time buying anything.

[taterguy]

33. Start an "I Have Four Hours to Live" thread on DU

And spend my dying hours hearing about how much you guys will miss me.

Right?

[meegbear]

34. Goto a bar and start drinking ...

and start a tab; I may need the $49.95 in the afterlife.