The Curious Croc of all CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

"Crikey, that's one mean croc. You're alright girl, you're alright. Now, I'm just going to feed this baby to the croc...hey, my wife had twins, and that's one too many for me. Crikey!"

[DU9598]

1. Unbelievable

Calling Gloria Alred!!!!

[Bertha Venation]

2. Behold, the only asshole on the planet bigger than George W. Bush.

[trof]

16. I don't know about "bigger"

but I WILL go "at least as big".
What a dork.

[johnnie]

3. Not news....

He didnt do anything wrong...this is WAY overplayed

[Bertha Venation]

6. curious:

"he didn't do anything wrong" -- how is this overplayed?

Do you mean to say that that crocodile is 100% predictable?

[johnnie]

9. What is??

This is just as stupid to do as any other father or mother that does stupid things to endanger their children. He was just caught on film. Is every driver predictable when parents take their children for drives, is every pet predictable, is every household item predictable? This guy does this for a living....it is not news.

[foreigncorrespondent]

22. That guy...

...also happens to be one of the most arrogant men to ever walk the earth.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. Well no, but I think that someone who has been feeding crocs

for his whole life and raised that particular croc from an egg has a pretty good idea when things are safe enough.
Look at the stance he took... he can bolt fast.
On the video you can see that mom and several of his assistants are very near by, one with a snare.
I think it was a publicity stunt that worked.

[frogfromthenorth2]

19. Worked .... Sure it did! Message was: look I am an ASSHOLE!!!

[Elidor]

4. "Daddy, you're a dumbfuck"

And your 15 minutes are just about up.

[Lars39]

5. Hardhead!

You're back! How are you doin'?

[Elidor]

10. I'm great, thanks

Was I gone? I don't post a whole lot, but I'm around at least 15 minutes a day. Howayoo?

[Lars39]

12. Just hadn't heard about you

since your possible trip to the ER. (or I'm really losing it, and that Wasn't you.) Either way, glad you're OK. :)

[Elidor]

13. Ah, yes, that

I do indeed have Bell's Palsy. It's a relatively mild case. I'm taking steroids and acetyl-L carnitine and lots of B-12. I look funny, half my face just kind of hangs there. I can't really smile, only grimace, but I'm in good spirits and I hardly ever drool, haha. Except when I'm drinking, which is to say, most of the time! (Kidding.) I'm counting my blessings and having a good vacation with my sweetheart. :) In the words of Big Gay Al, "Thankth for athking!" Hehe.

[Lars39]

15. Glad it was nothing more serious, though that sounds like the pits

until it clears up. Here's to a speedy recovery! :beer: Sorry, couldn't resist. :)

[cosmicdot]

7. Now, to top Michael Jackson's Berlin dangling act

[Deja Q]

20. Darn it, you ruined it!! I wanted to say that!

:yourock:

[BringEmOn]

24. Jacko dangles Croc Hunter

[Scurrilous]

8. Bring your kid to work day....

......gone really, really bad!

[wtmusic]

11. 'Hey, what's this chicken doing in my left hand?"

[tigereye]

14. you have to consider who it is :-P

Reading about people who don't buckle their kids in the car is scarier on some level. This guy is just a nut to boot, but as a parent I would certainly never have held my baby near a crocodile. Not that I have ever been near a crocodile.

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. "This reminds me, did I ever tell you the story

about the babysitter on acid who put the turkey in the crib and the baby in the microwave?"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. Shit. Just an honest mistake. I swear. And I was not convicted of

it... in fact, never charged.

[absyntheNsugar]

17. Even if the croc was raised from egg

IT IS A REPTILE!!!

They are not mammals - they do not have emotions!!!!

Just a series of on/off switches, one of which is hungry/not hungry which leads to kill/don't kill.

Fark me gantly with a janesaw...