It's time for a jpgray appreciation thread to let him know how much we love him

[JVS]

and how much his unending wit and sagacity brighten our lives. Let us all gather here and share fond recollections of this prince among DUers. Hopefully he will grace us with his presence and brighten these dark and dreary winter days. Let us hoist our tankards and declare the all around goodness of this fine human being :toast:

[asthmaticeog]

1. I'll glady join in this appreciation.

I have a great deal of respect for jpgray, and he's among the very finest threadjacking partners with whom I've ever been blatantly an asshole and not cared. :thumbsup:

[JVS]

2. Yeah, he's good that way

[Phillycat]

3. He kicks ass.

And I've rarely, if ever, contributed to one of these threads. Jpgray is awesome. :thumbsup:

EDIT: also, hot. He is hot.

[graywarrior]

4. jpgray makes me hot.

[tigereye]

5. ah, to his trenchant and scathing wit

:thumbsup:

[JVS]

7. indeed

[LaraMN]

6. He smells of rhubarb and suet.

Well, that's my guess, anyway.

[JVS]

13. Well he is from Minnesota, I hear

:hide:

[bicentennial_baby]

8. he's hawt....

like, smokin' :D

[SOteric]

9. Indeed, he fails to suck

and writes an incredibly lovely sonnet.

[terrya]

10. I have an enormous amount of respect for jpgray.

He's so damned smart, funny and just one of the best people on DU. I always appreciate the fact that he'll reply to my posts...even if they're the lamest of the lame.

jpgray is one of the good ones. I'm very glad he's around. :-)

:thumbsup: to jpgray.

:toast:

[Richardo]

11. He don't bother me much.

:toast:

[JVS]

12. When he reads that, he'll definitely thank you for your kind words

Unless he's some kind of ingrate who doesn't post to threads in his honor.

[lizziegrace]

14. Count me in

:)

[datasuspect]

15. i don't dislike him

in fact, in the veritable stew of opinion here, his user name always will catch my attention insofar as the "uggh, not that moron again" response never comes into my mind when i read his posts.

[redqueen]

16. he's better than a poke in the eye!

[JVS]

17. But is he better than a poke in some other parts of the human anatomy?

;-)

[swag]

18. He pulls the moisture to my loins.

[sundog]

19. again?

:eyes:

[JVS]

20. yes, again! jpgray needs our support if he's ever going to get "better"

[Susang]

21. Hmmm...I wonder where the man of the hour is hiding?

Come out, come out jpgray, wherever you are! :hide:

[JVS]

22. I have no idea. Maybe he doesn't like us enough to respond

:cry:

[HEyHEY]

JP, it's rude not to reply

[JVS]

24. You tell him, buddy. Here I go to all the effort of getting people to say nice things...

(and believe me, it required some arm-twisting) and he ignores it completely.

[HEyHEY]

23. JP, it's rude not to reply

[swimboy]

25. I think I do love him

but I don't really know how much. :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

26. jpgray vs. ball cancer:

jpgray wins, but only by a Willy DeVille-moustache-thin margin.

[swag]

27. He steams off a rank, ruttish, animal smell.

[JVS]

29. What's with the fascination with his odor? I'm just saying he's a hell of a guy!

[swag]

30. Exactly!

[JVS]

31. Darn fucking tootin!

[swag]

32. He looks like a sheep-killin' dog.

[swag]

28. "The boy is not wholesome," Mrs. Ferris pontificated.

"He looks like a sheep-killin' dog."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Cheers to Jpgray!

:toast:

[ghostsofgiants]

34. I don't think I've ever had the urge to kill him.

So there's that.

[JVS]

39. A testament to his personality as well as your restraint

[Skittles]

35. longtime jpgray fan here

yes INDEED

[JVS]

42. If he doesn't post in this thread soon, would you be so kind as to...

KICK HIS ASS?

[swag]

36. He has the stench of a polecat.

[johnnie]

37. Yay for jpgray

One of the good ones. :toast:

[billyskank]

38. I wonder why he hasn't posted in his thread

Doesn't he realise how we love him so? :D

[JVS]

40. I have no idea.

[bridgit]

41. he is a prophet, and a prince among men & women...

:toast: