Pretend it's a building: How do you view your body?

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Pretend it's a building: How do you view your body?

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

1. abandoned distillery

[mainegreen]

2. Most definitely amusement park!

[emmadoggy]

3. I voted "other". If you must know...

I guess I would call it a big old warehouse. It's large and not well maintained with lots of scars and creakiness. :cry: :blush: :hide:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Haunted house.

[BarenakedLady]

5. I'm for rent.

:evilgrin:

But I ain't cheap.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Is a deposit required?

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

10. .....

Well I do aim to please...


Oh...you meant the other kind of deposit...of course.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

11. In which case it'd be HIS job!

:wow:



:yoiks:

[Redstone]

7. Ever seen a trailer park after a tornado?

Redstone

[NNadir]

8. A short squat building with a leaky roof.

A long closed vacuum cleaner repair outlet, maybe, or a closed barber shop where the barber continuously dropped ashes on your shirt from the cigarette hanging out of his mouth as he tried to control the tremors from his latest attempt to quit drinking, at least in the morning.

[cwydro]

9. Um

needs some work to get it back to its original condition. Also needs better care and maintenance. Fucking caretaker should be fired.:P

[Broken_Hero]

12. Condemned....:)

But I'm in talks with the Inspectors...should be up and running soon....:D

[SeattleGirl]

13. Other: A fixer-upper.

Not major fixing up; but definitely needing some work. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

14. quonset hut

:P

[Orsino]

15. Scheduled for demolition. n/t

[datasuspect]

16. an EPA Superfund dioxin remediation brownfield

[jpgray]

17. From the single tenant, rotating, two-windowed, one-door penthouse suite

[_testify_]

18. A tenement with a serious pest problem in the basement.

Edited to add: And a drafty back door! LOL!

Just kidding. I keep my moving parts clean.

[crim son]

19. A classic home. It retains its elegance as it gets older

even when not perfectly well maintained, but it clearly doesn't appeal to everybody's tastes :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

20. *snort*

:hi:

[crim son]

21. Hey, you're the mansion next door.

Built a few years later. Still up, I see. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

22. Are you saying I'm HUGE?

:rofl:

[crim son]

24. Not as big as I am!

I'm three storeys; you're only two, but you may have a bigger back yard :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

25. Alas my backyard is non-existent

I'm hoping Pilates will change all that. hehehe

I'm still for rent, but I've had no takers....:cry:

[crim son]

26. SA was willing!

He can't afford me, alas :P Nor you either.

[BarenakedLady]

28. Yes, I'm pretty high maintenance as well

Need lots of spackle to cover up the cracks...

[crim son]

29. LOL!

I know what you're saying. I think my foundation has shifted :rofl:

[sakabatou]

23. Under construction

[ellisonz]

27. A crack house...

In the bodily sense.

:puke:

[SPKrazy]

30. I Didn't See The Timeshare

I wanna change my vote

I wanna be a timeshare

so I can be abused for a week at at time, and then do it all over again the next week.

:rofl:

[Coventina]

31. The Colosseum. It's big, round, and there's some baaaaad stuff going on inside.

:yoiks:

[Rhythm]

32. Other: an 'art gallery'

or at least it is when i wear tank-tops out anywhere.

always fun to run into people who know me from more 'formal' surroundings, and watch them do that classic 'double-take' when the get a look at all the tattoo work. *L*