I was born to provide answers to your questions

[MoseyWalker]

so fire away. I have the answers.

[bigwillq]

1. Who will win the Super Bowl?

:shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

2. Who will win the Super Bowl?

the ones who go into the game with the most fire, the best game plan, the best players, and that don't lose.

The winners of the Super Bowl will be those who did NOT lose.

You saw it here first.

[bigwillq]

5. How old am I?

You must give me my specific age, i.e. a number.

[MoseyWalker]

8. You have to have a number?

That is so important? Okeedokkee.

You are, uh,

oh, boogers...........

I want to say 57, but 67 keeps being here.

You are just plain mean to make me say things I have no clue about!

:toast:

[bigwillq]

9. You are so wrong.

Way off.

:P

[MoseyWalker]

14. that's 'cause you're a fibber

yep! That's why! You're a friggin fibber!

[bigwillq]

25. Are you calling me a liar?

Why you little......:spank:

[Fuzz]

3. What the hell?

[MoseyWalker]

4. We all ask that question, but

it's inherently "wrong".

Hell is not a what, even in the minds of the believers, it is a where.

If you had asked "where the hell", then I could have given a reasonable response, but you didn't, so............

[Fuzz]

6. You are truly wise. I bow to your superior knowledge.

Thank you for your response. I will think of a more appropriate question. ;)

[Kutjara]

19. Ah, but for many Hell is a state of mind or...

...metaphorical device. In such cases, it is permissible to say "what the Hell?" although I personally prefer the more pithy "what the fuck?" thereby neatly avoiding the whole thorny issue.

As for my question:

How much wood, in measurement units of your choice, would the average woodchuck chuck, if indeed said woodchuck was capable of lumber mastication at all?

[gemdem]

7. Why do fools fall in love?

The fool, of course, would be me. (Sorry, I'm in a self-flagellating mood tonight. Odd, though, typing that made me smile. Oy!)

[MoseyWalker]

11. Phernomes

That's what does it. Hormones that one can't sniff. It makes life difficult.

damn it all!

[Fuzz]

10. Why does my wife only need an orgasm every 3 months

where I need one every three days?

[MoseyWalker]

12. Have you checked lately

her battery supply?

:)

[Fuzz]

13. Well, all of ours are plug-ins

could that be the problem?

[MoseyWalker]

16. Your answer is in your question

of course, I say. Never ever plug in your love life. Rely upon batteries always.

[crim son]

15. What will I be drinking tomorrow night AND

am I going to dance with somebody other than my best girlfriend? :P

[MoseyWalker]

17. Yes and

probably not. Your best girlfriend seems to me to be a formidable individual who wouldn't tolerate it.

dance only with the one what brung ya.

[crim son]

18. Every monkey on DU knows that I'll be drinking.

You're supposed to tell me WHAT I'll be drinking. I am beginning to question your original claim, that you were born with all the answers. It isn't ringing true. :)

[MoseyWalker]

You will be drinking

the same thing that you always, or at least usually, drink.

ring the bell!

[CactusJock]

20. is tom cruise

the BIOLOGICAL father of Suri?

[MoseyWalker]

21. Only if you are a "clear" and can think

otherwise, this response will mean nothing to you.

Herfda bo doodle. Come oh Xena like princess!

Got lost there. Answer, in my knowledge base? No

[badgerpup]

22. OK, I'll bite...

First I'll even cross your palm with silver...

Will I meet a decent (single, straight, not too many weird issues) guy at the Twelfthnight party on Saturday?
And if I do, will he think I'M worth a second...and third...and fourth...etc...look?

[MoseyWalker]

23. yes

and though I had a thousand goofball things to write; I won't.

yes. Be happy.

[badgerpup]

24. Thanks...

:hug:
I know I'm being :silly:, but...
Haven't been to a party in over a year and frankly, I'm :scared:

First time in six years I will be going stag.