Answer A Question With A Question Game...

[Bzzzz]

You wanna play?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. What's in it for me?

[radfringe]

2. Which team am I on?

[Bzzzz]

3. Isn't it obvious?

.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

4. What is this, rhetorical question day in the Lounge?

[Richardo]

10. Who wants to know?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

193. Is it the same guy who wants to know who's on second?

[ashling]

5. What the hell????

Haven't we been here before?

[Bzzzz]

6. If we have

will hell freeze over?

[Deja Q]

7. If hell freezes over, will my bonfire do so too?

[Goblinmonger]

11. Do you really believe in hell? n/t

[Deja Q]

188. No, but do you ever think I'll ever get a date?

:spray:

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

194. Have you tried match.com?

[sakabatou]

44. Do I look like a map?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

195. Do you have folds and wrinkles like one?

[Orsino]

8. How do you play? n/t

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

199. It requires a partner, do you have one?

[SKKY]

9. Isn't this a pretty stupid game?

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Have you got a better idea???

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

198. Can't you come up with anything?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

196. Is it more or less stupid then a barrel of monkeys?

[Goblinmonger]

12. What exactly do I get to play with? n/t

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

200. You can either be this or that as your game piece?

[wildhorses]

13. whose side am i on?

[BarenakedLady]

14. Why should I?

[Hugin]

18. Do you have something to hide?

[BarenakedLady]

20. What makes you think that?

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

22. How would I know?

[BarenakedLady]

25. Have you forgotten already?

[Hugin]

29. Is this the first time you've been wrong or do you make it a habit?

[BarenakedLady]

30. You think you are going to trip me up don't you?

[Hugin]

31. Why would you think that?

[BarenakedLady]

33. Do you think you are smarter than me?

[Hugin]

34. Haven't you been listening?

[BarenakedLady]

35. Why should I listen to you?

[Hugin]

37. Isn't it obvious?

[BarenakedLady]

39. What are you implying?

[Hugin]

42. How many times have I told you?

[kmla]

15. No.

:evilgrin:

[azmouse]

17. How do we know when the game is over?

And what is the prize for winning? :popcorn:

[Redbear]

19. What do you mean -African or European?

[BarenakedLady]

21. What is your quest?

[Goblinmonger]

27. What is your favorite color?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

189. Is green the color of greed?

[joneschick]

23. is this a shirts vs. skins kind of thing?

[Phillycat]

24. Are you some kind of pervert?

[Goblinmonger]

26. Are you volunteering for skins?

[Phillycat]

32. Do you think I'd do anything else??

[Goblinmonger]

36. Is that a banana in my pocket?

[Phillycat]

38. Are you happy to see me?

[Goblinmonger]

40. Could it be more obvious?

[Phillycat]

41. I....shit! I'm out!

:D

[joneschick]

43. is that a trick question?

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Is that a proposition?

[struggle4progress]

45. Do you play by the same rules as in "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead,"

or is this one of those "Why not make up the rules as we go along?" things?

[gizmonic]

69. It is true that you play by no one else's rules but your own?

[struggle4progress]

111. Who told you that? And why would you believe them?

[gizmonic]

135. Is it necessary that I reveal my sources to you? Can't I keep it secret?

;)

[struggle4progress]

173. Do you remember what your psychiatrist told you about being secretive?

[gizmonic]

175. Is this the time or place to bring that up?

[struggle4progress]

185. Could you remind what we're talking about?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

190. What don't you remember?

[SPKrazy]

46. I wanna know why I should play?

[montanto]

47. why should you ask me?

[SPKrazy]

48. Do I Have to answer that?

[montanto]

49. why wouldn't you??

[salin]

50. How many times do I have to ask?

[montanto]

51. Why is it my responsibility to tell you how many

*&$%@#@!$& times you've asked?

[SPKrazy]

52. Why would anyone want to?

[montanto]

53. how many times do I have to tell you?

[SPKrazy]

54. You don't really care do you?

[montanto]

55. why do you ask?

[SPKrazy]

56. Is it okay to wonder?

[montanto]

57. Are you trying to imply that I don't wonder???!

[SPKrazy]

58. Do you think that I would do that?

[montanto]

59. Why do you continue to evade my questions?

[SPKrazy]

60. That really bothers you does't it?

[montanto]

61. did you think it wouldn't?

[SPKrazy]

62. Can you please explain where you are coming from?

[montanto]

63. why is it that you can't understand where I am coming from?

[SPKrazy]

64. Do you think I'm incapable of understanding where you are coming from?

[montanto]

66. what do you mean by capability?

[SPKrazy]

70. What part of my question about capability can't you understand?

[montanto]

76. do I have to spell it out for you?

[SPKrazy]

79. Would you please spell it out for me?

[montanto]

90. where would you like me to begin?

[SPKrazy]

91. Can't you just start somewhere?

[montanto]

96. In the middle?

[SPKrazy]

99. Can you start at the end?

[montanto]

106. would you like me to start at the end?

[SPKrazy]

107. Can't you start at the beginning?

[montanto]

109. Can't you make up your mind?

[SPKrazy]

110. Can you just start where you want to?

[montanto]

114. Start what?

[SPKrazy]

116. Do you know where you are now?

[montanto]

121. how can anyone be sure?

[SPKrazy]

125. How indeed?

[montanto]

133. wasn't that MY question?

[SPKrazy]

137. Was it your question?

[montanto]

141. I'm a bit foggy, what was my question?

[SPKrazy]

142. Do you know the way to San Jose?

[montanto]

146. Is that my wife saying "stop fucking around on that gaddam

computer and cuddle with me?"

[SPKrazy]

149. Does she want to cuddle or something else?

[montanto]

153. what do you think?

[SPKrazy]

156. Does she want you now?

[montanto]

161. Yep,

you win. Peace-out brother. :evilgrin: :bounce:

[wovenpaint]

65. Why did I actually read this whole thread?

I did....really

[otherlander]

67. How much time do you have on your hands?

[u4ic]

68. How much blood do you have

on your hands?

Georgie...?

[gizmonic]

71. or Lady Macbeth?

[SPKrazy]

72. How much do you think he has?

[u4ic]

73. How much would fill

the state of Texas 1000x over?

[SPKrazy]

74. How many quarts in a human?

multiply that by about 6000 (9/11, soldier deaths, and deaths of inmates in Texas) and then add some more

[u4ic]

75. Why aren't you answering

with a question? :P

[SPKrazy]

77. What makes you think I didn't answer with a question?

how many quarts in a human? is a question

the rest was unnecessary commentary, I couldn't help myself

[u4ic]

80. Why aren't you answering

with a question? :P

[SPKrazy]

81. Are you stuck on that phrase?

[u4ic]

83. You don't remember

duplicates?

[SPKrazy]

84. What makes you think i don't remember duplicates?

[u4ic]

85. Why did you ask me

if I was stuck on the phrase?

[SPKrazy]

87. Why do you think I ask you anything in this thread?

[u4ic]

88. Is it because

you :loveya: me? :*

[SPKrazy]

89. What makes you think I wouldn't

:loveya: you? :*

[u4ic]

93. Because you haven't

dedicated a song to me? :(

[SPKrazy]

94. Are You Sure i Won't?

[u4ic]

97. Am I sure you haven't?

[SPKrazy]

98. Have you checked?

[u4ic]

101. Now what made you go ahead

and do that? :blush:

[SPKrazy]

104. Did you not think i would?

:shrug:

:loveya:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

86. Is there a problem with redundant repetition?

eh?

[SPKrazy]

92. Do you have a problem with it?

[mdmc]

78. is that how its played?

[otherlander]

82. Am I Lady Macbeth or The Opposite of Macbeth?

[u4ic]

95. Hmmm... who do you want to be?

[spacelady]

100. To be or not to be ? Is that the question?

[SPKrazy]

102. Do you think it is the question?

[gemdem]

103. If it isn't, then what is it?

[SPKrazy]

105. What has two sides and a roof?

[spacelady]

113. Could it be a carport?

[SPKrazy]

118. Does it cover a car?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

191. Is it congress?

[otherlander]

108. What are you, a guidance counselor?

[u4ic]

112. Do you think

I should be?

[spacelady]

115. Why not?

[SPKrazy]

Are you what I think you are?

[u4ic]

145. Aren't they underpaid?

;)

[gemdem]

117. Don't you?

[u4ic]

148. Do I look like I do?

[otherlander]

119. Can you catapult propaganda?

[madeline_con]

129. Does the term whoflungpoo ring a bell?

[u4ic]

152. Can you help me with that?

[otherlander]

157. Need a spring?

[SPKrazy]

120. Can You tell me what to do?

:P

[u4ic]

122. Does someone

need a spanking?






:spank:

[SPKrazy]

123. Does someone want to dedicate a song to me?

:P

[u4ic]

130. I don't know...do they?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

131. Would they do it if they loved me?

[u4ic]

159. They may not?

:(

[SPKrazy]

163. They may not love me?

[spacelady]

143. Why would anyone want to do that?

Can you tell me why I did this?
Could this be dedicated to Southpawkicker?




Looking Out My Back Door Lyrics (Creedence Clearwater Revival)



Creedence Clearwater Revival - Looking Out My Back Door Lyrics
Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.
Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singing,

CHORUS:
Doo, doo, doo, Looking out my back door.
There's a giant doing cartwheels,
A statue wearing high heels.
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
A dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens.

CHORUS

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Wond'rous apparition provided by magician.

CHORUS

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.

CHORUS

Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.

CHORUS

[SPKrazy]

151. Could it be his song?

[u4ic]

155. Why can't I find the song

I want to dedicate to you? :(

[SPKrazy]

160. I don't know, why? Can you give me a hint?

[u4ic]

178. Can you look

over in the song thread?

[spacelady]

124. When? Are you talking right now or for the rest of your life?

[SPKrazy]

127. What do you think?

:P

[madeline_con]

126. Is a wild bear Catholic? eom

[SPKrazy]

128. Does a bear shit in the woods?

[gemdem]

134. Wasn't that the Pope?

[SPKrazy]

136. Does the Pope use a soap on a rope?

[gemdem]

139. Does he eat fish on Friday?

[SPKrazy]

140. Does he bathe in the river Jordan?

[gemdem]

144. Can he beat you at dominos?

[SPKrazy]

147. Does he wear his pointy hat to bed?

[gemdem]

150. Does his chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[SPKrazy]

154. Did you try it and see?

[gemdem]

158. Why should I?

[SPKrazy]

162. Do You Want to know if it has taste?

[gemdem]

164. To taste or not to taste?

That is the question. But what is the answer?

[SPKrazy]

165. Will you try it and see?

[gemdem]

166. Are we there yet?

[SPKrazy]

167. Does it look like it?

[gemdem]

168. Could you hand me the damned map so I can see?

:-)

[SPKrazy]

169. Are your arms broke?

[gemdem]

170. Are you kidding?

[SPKrazy]

171. Do you think I'm kidding?

[gemdem]

172. Why wouldn't you be? (God, will this never end?)

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

174. Do you give up?

[gemdem]

176. Do you?

[SPKrazy]

177. Does it look like I am?

[gemdem]

179. Okay, who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

[SPKrazy]

180. Did you?

[gemdem]

181. Why yes! As a matter of fact I did -- just not recently.

:-)

Uncle! Just to bring an end to this round of silliness. Thanks for playing it was fun! :-)

[SPKrazy]

182. Yayyyy!

I was about to throw in the towel

[gemdem]

183. You were?

Just kidding. :-)

It was fun.

[SPKrazy]

184. Did you think i was?

yeah

this is gettin' old

:P

[Blue-Jay]

132. Is this thread over yet?

[SPKrazy]

138. Do I need a Squirrel hit man?

[Bzzzz]

186. Why do you want it to be?

.

[bigwillq]

187. Should I kick this?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

192. Is it worth kicking?

[SPKrazy]

197. If You Kick It Will You Regret It?

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

201. But if you don't kick it will that be the bigger regret?

[SPKrazy]

202. Do you regret it already?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

203. Why is it your concern?