*Attention, lounge, your attention please*

[Midlodemocrat]

TeenMidlo is now a fully licensed, insured, registered driver, so if you see a blue Camry, get the fuck out of the way.

You've been warned.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Thanks for the warning!

:hi:

[Hugin]

2. I got my Bubble Wrap just in time...

*whew*

:thumbsup:

[edbermac]

3. Tell him The Road Warrior is my favorite movie.

I am the Nightrider! I'm a fuel injected suicide machine! I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. LOL. Except she's a girl.

And when I insured the car about 2 hours ago, the agent asked me which model? I told him the LE, I didn't want her or any of her stupid friends decapitating themselves in the sunroof.


:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

5. ROFL

:rofl:

Thanks for the warning!! :hi:

[underpants]

6. Well that pretty much is the general rule south of the river isn't it?

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. South of the James - By Invitation Only.

HAHAHAHAHA to you.

[SPKrazy]

7. Shit, where is this

a lot of damned blue Camry's out there to miss

[Midlodemocrat]

9. VA. But trust me, you won't miss it.

She has it all 'decorated' (yup, you read that right)

It has a decal on it and a blue lei hanging from the mirror. :eyes:

And, the blue lei stinks to friggin' high Heaven. She sprayed it with something. :puke:

[SPKrazy]

10. Ewwwwww!

I hate a lei that stinks!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. It is truly repellant.

Sort of a cross between flowers and death.

[SPKrazy]

14. Flowers and Death

good lord
what is she thinking?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Hello? She's 16. Thinking? I don't believe so.

And the death part is an exaggeration, but that shit really stinks.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. Good to know when I head down to VA.

Jesus, LostinVA and I plan on visiting you in Richmond. That might be too risky.

On edit: LostinVA just told me that when we come down, you need to tell TeenMidlo to stay away from Short Pump.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. She doesn't have a job, so she's bound to run out of gas sooner or later.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. True, true.

Hopefully, far enough away where she can't come home, right?

[kay1864]

22. No no no! Short Pump is where Gelati Celesti is!

Or at least it was in 1988 when I lived there. Midlo, is it still there?

Best gelato in the South. The owner kept the flavors in a safe.

*swoon*



Edit: YES! They're still there. http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3723038031

haruka, if you like ice cream, this place is definitely worth a side trip.

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Eek. I don't know.

The Short Pump that haruka is referring to is a huge new mall, kind of a California style outdoor mall. Really, really nice and incredible restaurants. Pricey stores like Nordstrom, but I am committed window shopper so I love to go there and look around Crate and Barrel and Pottery Barn. They have a Williams-Sonoma, too. I could spend every dime I have in that store. Such beautiful cookbooks and such cool gadgets.

[kay1864]

24. Oh, I thought you meant the part of town

As in "western Richmond" (IIRC)

And come to think of it, GC isn't actually in Short Pump, just near it. It's on W. Broad St not far from Parham Rd.


And MIDLO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE?!? For shame. That place is about the only thing I liked about Richmond (too many Freepers there).

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Maybe you should tell the APA

On second thought, maybe you shouldn't.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Ya know, when I was up there today, I was trying to figure out

which cars were the administrations. Wouldn't you know it? Not marked. Wonder why? Could it be that they fear retaliation from the pack?

:shrug:

[democracyindanger]

18. You should get her one of these

All beginning drivers have to put this on their car for the first year. So I suppose it's Japan's version of "Get the fuck out of the way!"

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Wow. That is a truly awesome idea.

I wish we had something like that here for all the kids. Maybe you're onto something, huh? I smell a cottage industry.

[montanto]

19. (hides under sofa)

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Haven't you ever heard of cars crashing into houses?

Hiding under the sofa isn't going to save you. Sorry.

[montanto]

25. I'm far, far, far from the street????

[Mrs.Matcom]

27. Oh NO!!!

Make sure she doesn't have our address or we might have a visitor??? LOL!!! And will she be paying for her own insurance?? My son has ever since he started driving. Although he doesn't live with us, I think it is a good thing to make them pay. Makes them more responsible. :hug: good luck!

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Ok. I see a wedding in the future.

TeenMidlo and TeenMrs.Matcom.

Dear God, it scares me to type that. What would the rehearsal dinner be like? :scared: