Jury Summons? Bah! I just received notice for FEDERAL GRAND JURY

[matcom]

FUCK!

starting in March. FEDERAL GRAND JURY that could last UP TO 18 FUCKING MONTHS!

:wtf:

:argh:

should I walk into the judge and yell, "I wanna kill. Kill. KILL!!

KILL!!!!1111"?

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[SPKrazy]

1. I Think Agent Mike Just Got It!

he'll report it to the judge!

damn, that kind of sucks, 18 months?


:patriot: :rofl:

[matcom]

3. the summons said if called, the case would be crimes against the United States

maybe i'll be able to find BUSH guilty? :think:

[SPKrazy]

6. Wouldn't That Be Great!

hmmmmmm

:woohoo:

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. did you notice...

they want to know what your spouses occupation is? WTF??? hmmm, could my job prevent me from being picked or for being next on the list??? :*

[matcom]

11. I'm going to tell them i'm married to Hugo Chavez

maybe THAT will disqualify me? :think:

[Mrs.Matcom]

17. Well, I guess I better

get cracking on the Spanish CD's!!!

[Little Wing]

2. Popozao!

[matcom]

4. well THAT was the last thing I needed to see tonight!

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[Blue-Jay]

5. "Is this going to affect my midget porn downloading habit?"

[SPKrazy]

7. you will be forced to find another source

or give it up!

:rofl:

[crispini]

8. Hey, it could be cool!

Or, not. :silly:

[matcom]

9. at a whopping $40/day i'm guessing .......

NOT!

on top of that for the next year and a half I would have to "request" vacation time, doctor's appointments, etc.... from not just my job, but the COURT as well!

[GOPisEvil]

12. A former co-worker of mine was on one. She loved it.

She said it was really interesting. But yeah, it's a couple days a month for 18 months, I think.

[matcom]

14. the paperwork makes it sound like one day a WEEK!

i'm going to call them Tuesday and figure all this out :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

15. I don't remember her being gone from work that much...

...but it's been a few years.

[LSK]

13. GUILTY!!!! LET THEM FRY!!!!

:D

[matcom]

16. ......

"Mr. Matcom, you will be sitting on the jury for the trial of Donald Rumsfeld. Can you be impartial"?

:patriot:

[Mrs.Matcom]

19. BWHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[rug]

18. You still have 6 weeks to litter.

[matcom]

20. did Cheney see his shadow?

haven't seen the news yet

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Wait -- did you read it correctly?

Are you sure you aren't being summons to TESTIFY before a Federal grand jury?
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