Briarius needs...

[Briarius]

Ok,go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". Write down the description of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs to shave")


Briarius needs an octopus.

I like my real name better:

John needs "Operation After Hooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment"

:rofl:

[eyesroll]

1. Stacie needs to let people know that the reason she is what she is is because of God and his help.

:o

[Briarius]

2. Oh my...

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Rev Needs Rev

Kate Needs A Shave ???? Do not. x(

[Briarius]

13. prove it!

:evilgrin:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Well if you want to get all technical and stuff.

I guess I could shave my legs. :rofl:

[Briarius]

18. I meant that more in the photo way

than the technical :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Oh, I know.

:evilgrin:



:rofl:

[Briarius]

20. ok, just checking

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. OMFG!

Nelly needs one-dimensional sex objects around him to make his dick and his ego gigantic enough to feel safe; :rofl:

[Briarius]

8. wow

just, wow.


:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. but...

wtf are one-dimensional (this space intentionaly left balnk) objects??? :shrug:

[Briarius]

12. points?

:shrug:

[idgiehkt]

24. ONLY YOU

would get one like that!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The Jenis Lives!!

[Whoa_Nelly]

31. Jenis payback time

no doubt about that! :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Why Dirty David Needs A Wash

It's about the statue in Florence, but still... :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

6. it says "That boy needs a weight set."

And it's pointing to flvegan talking about LeftyKid.

Really, that's the first result. :rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Mr. Hedges needs to accept responsibility for violating these principles of effective communication.

:shrug:

[Briarius]

9. Well young man, we're all waiting...

*tap*tap*tap

[jpgray]

14. The press can be so brutal to first-time candidates

:hug:

[lizziegrace]

11. Yikes!

LG needs to back to school to learn the basics of What Not to Wear ... LG needs occasional prompting when reading and she does not consistently ...

I'm a failure. :(






:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

17. neener neener

Fashion police are after you!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

16. to find a squirrel hitman? WTF?

Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman



:rofl:

[Briarius]

21. have they been stealing your nuts?

damn squirrel Mafia

[SPKrazy]

22. Dammit!

I told them to keep that quiet!

I need that hitman now!

[idgiehkt]

23. holy shit

idgiehkt needs "to acquire the social and work skills that will enable her to get along with co-workers and respond appropriately to supervision..."

:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

25. Dayummm!

I need a squirrel hitman, you up for the job?


:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

27. lol

can I work alone?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

28. Squirrel Hit Persons

usually do

I don't know, there's a lot of squirrels around here too. (4 legged and 2 legged)

:P

[atommom]

30. a schedule is a must for her...

she needs to know exactly what time she is to be doing something and exactly how it is to be done... But the good news is, She is now capable of going to the store by herself and buying groceries! That's a relief. I was getting worried.

[gizmonic]

26. "Paula needs to be booted out of AI."

:wtf:

Whatever it was, I'm :blush:

[sakabatou]

29. Evidently... a date?

[crispini]

32. "I don't personally think Crispin needs any kind of drug to be creative and unique."

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. I take it that quote was regarding this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA

[rug]

33. "Rug needs cleaning after pet's death"

http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061230/COL0205/612300308

[Dastard Stepchild]

34. sjbech needs new pants..

because hers were totally ripped. And also? She might be drunk.

:)

[Ariana Celeste]

35. Using my real first name- "Lena needs a straight jacket"

:rofl:

[Nicole]

36. Nicole Needs a Boob Job

followed by

NICOLE NEEDS A TWINKIE

Hell I need more than a damn twinkie before I let somebody inflate my boobs!!!!! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

41. ROFL!

twinkie?

Nicole needs a twinkie

[Nicole]

44. Nice shirt

I'd rather wear a twinkie than eat one. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

45. Ha!

how ya doin'?

:hi:

check the dedicate a song to a DU'er :evilgrin:

[Nicole]

46. I'm freezing!

That's how I'm doing.

Uh oh, I'm not sure if I should check that thread. Did you find a twinkie song or a boob song? :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

47. Warm Up!

no twinkie songs or boob songs!

promise

keep ya warm



:hug:

[Nicole]

48. I just turned the heat up

Plus my big pot of chili should help. :9

[SPKrazy]

49. Yum!

sounds good!

:7

[jus_the_facts]

37. Welcome to the Amberley Hotel Brochure....

We are proud to have a cabernet merlot and sauvignon blanc named after the village of Amberley. We try to cater for everyone's needs offering a variety of ...

http://www.theamberley.co.uk/amberley/donotedit/amberly-hotel-brochure.htm

...I MUST see my Village and Castle one o'these years...sigh. :)

[LynzM]

38. Lindsay needs....

"Lindsay needs some buzz, and she got it. She must have fallen over, laughing, when the photographer ran off."

:rofl:

[never cry wolf]

40. Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman.

Not sure if that means I need to find a squirrel to make a hit or someone to make a hit on a squirrel?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

42. ...

Same as mine!

:rofl:

[Schema Thing]

43. Mark needs Mark's apology note generator

lol. yeah, pretty much.