Man, when *I* was a n00b

[Oeditpus Rex]

people made me run laps, get coffee and say "Sir, yes sir!"



And they gave me wedgies. x(

[anti-everything]

1. coffee...hell...

I'd make 'em get me beer. I like coffee too though.

[Pretty Go Pale]

2. Missing all that attention, huh?

Could maybe sign up with a new nic?

[BarenakedLady]

3. You were, are and always will be...

a n00b.

Now go get me a drink, ya slacker. And something to nosh on, m'k?

I said NOW, peon!

[SPKrazy]

4. ...

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. There're a lotta things I'll do

Y'know, before going to falleth upon pride 'n' all that.



But I gotta draw the line at this "peon" bit.

[BarenakedLady]

6. Would that you are being insolent?

I rather hope not, as that would require much punishment and a spanking...and you know how I hate to do that.:evilgrin:

Ok, what shall I refer to you as then whilst you fetchest my noshes?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Anything but 'Angel Drawers'

I've always hated that one. :grr:

[BarenakedLady]

10. Snuggums? nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I thought

you were being the Dom. You should just give me a name.



C'mon. Get with the pRogram. :eyes:

[BarenakedLady]

13. I did!

And you didn't like it. I was trying to be empathetic to your peon aversion.


Ok, hmmmmmm Darn, dicksteele is already taken....

Let's see now...Slave? Peasant? Hey, you with the penis?

I guess I'll have to sleep on it.
:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. If you're gonna sleep on it

I'll fluff it up a little. Maybe put another blanket on it.

[SeattleGirl]

7. You mean you're not a virgin, er, n00b???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Shhhh!

I really have only 56 legitimate posts; the rest are bots. Don't say nothin'.

[SeattleGirl]

11. Okay. I'll be vewy, vewy, qwiet.....

:P

[billyskank]

15. *gives Rex a wedgie*

Go get me coffee!

:D