There's a coward out there. There's a chickenshit loser who has nothing better to do

[Redstone]

than to impersonate me on a website that solicits life-insurance quotes, and to try to sign up for the BMG "Music Club" in my name.

You juvenile punk. Want to face me like a MAN, since you know where I live?

I didn't think so.

Hey, you're not going to bother me. But if it gets you aroused (and I'm sure it does), wank away, wanker.

DUer's: please keep this kicked so the little boy who is having his little fun reads it; maybe he'll realize how pathetic he truly is. Though I doubt it.

Redstone

[BarenakedLady]

1. Oh my

I'm sorry. What a shitty thing for someone to do.

:hug:

[Redstone]

6. And it's a shitty thing that only a cowardly loser would do.

So it doesn't bother me too much.

Redstone

[NC_Nurse]

2. WTF?

That's just crazy!

Sorry you have to deal with this Redstone. :-(

:hug:

I know you have enough on your plate.

[Redstone]

7. Not a problem. I've dealt with punks before, and I'll deal with this punk as well. But I bet

this punk won't even admit what an asshole he is, even in the safety of his circle of "friends."

Because even THEY would have the decency to call him out for the wanker that he is.

Redstone

[TOhioLiberal]

3. That sucks!

scary that someone has your info!

[Redstone]

4. Nah, I don't care. Because I'm not afraid of anyone, or anything.

The NVA tried to kill me, and couldn't. You think some wanker is going to worry me?

Not in THIS life.

Redstone

[crim son]

5. There are too many assholes in this world.

kick.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

8. Can the guy be tracked via IP addresses? Isn't identity theft considered a serious crime?

[Redstone]

9. Patience, MM, patience. All in due time.

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold, after all.

Whoever this punk is, he can either quit now, having been duly notified, or get flattened by the thousand-pound shithammer later. My attorney is much like a rabid pitbull, when fed with sufficient funds.

Simple deal.

Redstone

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. That sucks, Redstone.

:hug: Kicking again for you. I hope that idiot just goes away.

[Redstone]

11. He'd be damned well-advised to do just that. This is his chance to get out with

his skin intact.

And his only chance.

Fair warning.

Redstone

[Critters2]

12. Wow. That's creepy. Sorry this is happenin'.

Hope he gets his just desserts!

[Redstone]

15. well, like I said, he's had his warning, and his only chance: It stops now, or we go on

to the next phase.

"Identity theft" can get you into a LOT of trouble with the law.

And will. Unless it stops now.

Do not underestimate my resources, punk.

Redstone

[Critters2]

17. Note to Critterself: "Never cross Redstone" nt

[Redstone]

22. If a DUer wants to find me, all it takes is a PM. I don't hide.

Any DUer is welcome at my house anytime.

But if those Other People want to play a game, they lose.

Redstone

[Critters2]

23. Thanks--and I love your sig. Good luck finding the bastard! nt

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. Clearly he has too much time on his hands.

Here, kid, try this.

[Redstone]

19. How's life on the West Coast working out for you, sweetie? We haven't talked

for a long time.

Redstone

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. Just fine Mr. Redstone.

Still employed, the weather is fine, I'm learning Spanish, the kid is blossoming like a bougainvillea tree. Expensive as hell out here but otherwise it's just great.

[Redstone]

30. Glad to hear it's working out for you. I am.

Redstone

[SOteric]

14. Whoa. You don't really think it's a DUer do you?

Most of us barely know who you are, much less your name and address. :shrug:

[Redstone]

16. No, I never said I thought it was a DUer. I asked the Duers to keep it kicked so

the people THERE would read it.

This would NEVER come from a DUer, no matter how much he or she might disagree with me.

We are better than that, all of us.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. My dear Redstone!

Wow, what a crummy deal!

I mean, I know you will handle this just fine.......

But, really, you do have enough to contend with right now!

Drop a bomb on him, OK? :nuke:



:hug:

[Redstone]

21. The thousand-pound shithammer drops when it's time for it to drop. I just thought

it would be fair to issue the ONE warning that's going to be issued.

Then the gloves come off.

Redstone

[SPKrazy]

20. Damn, That Sucks

what a punk ass piece of shite!

:mad:

[Redstone]

26. And even his "pals" would kick his ass for this. Even THEY won't stoop so low.

Redstone

[SPKrazy]

28. What A

penis head!

[Redstone]

32. Yep. All they have to do is to remember how long a certain, shall we say,

juvenile feline website survived...BC? That was ME who got that site taken down.

There are indeed lines that shall not be crossed.

Redstone

[Skittles]

24. KICK HIS ASS, REDSTONE

lord I have had my FILL of COWARDS lately

[Redstone]

25. And this is one who's even more of a punk than the rest.

Redstone

[SoyCat]

27. I was unlucky enough to have a family member sign me up for dozens of magazines a few years back.--

I'm so sorry you're having to deal with such behavior.

[Redstone]

31. Nah, it's not a big problem. Anonymity on the Web is not near as easy as some people

think it might be.

One warning, and only one.

Redstone

[gemdem]

33. Go get'm Redstone!

:mad:

Kicking for you!

[Redstone]

34. I will. I was not able to work yesterday because of the pain that I had; pain that was mine

because I fought the NVA for my country.

Yet some loser in his mama's basement will try to make trouble for me.

What patriots those rightwingers are. What patriots, indeed.

Redstone

[WindRavenX]

35. oh geez

sorry you're going through this man :(

[havocmom]

36. Hey, big R, if ya get a name for the punk, fill out enlistment papers for him

Or meet him out in a highly public place and offer him a pen ;)

http://sumweb.syr.edu/armyrotc/exceldocppt/WP/DD%20004.pdf

[eyesroll]

37. You sure it came from here?

You sure it was a prank and not an error, for that matter? I've ended up with subscriptions to stuff randomly -- I've called, I've cancelled, that's been the end of it.

:shrug:

[Redstone]

48. No, it did NOT come from here. We both know that, and we know where it DID come from.

Sorry I wasn't clear about that.

Redstone

[eyesroll]

54. Well, "here" meaning "where posting here will do any good."

Lurking (or not-so-lurking) freepers still count...but I know if something like this occurred with me, error would be my first thought, followed by a someone who knew me personally.

(then again, I don't think my current address is readily available to your average online prankster...someone would have to do a LOT of digging, and the effort would hardly be worth it.)

[Redstone]

56. I'm pretty easy to track down on the Web, because I own a company that does

websites.

Redstone

[mainegreen]

38. Well, just goes to show what is wrong with people and our economic system.

Sorry man. That sucks. Still, signing you up for the BMG music club? Who would think of that? That would be like signing you up for time/life best of the 50's! :rofl: "He'll get crappy CD's and my revenge will be complete!" :rofl:

This person is *clearly* a loser!

[Gormy Cuss]

39. Redstone, can I take him on for you, please?

This former girly fighter is probably still tough enough for the little wanker.

[flvegan]

40. I'm warming up my headlock grip.

I'm like a Colt .45...aim me where you need me...

[Redstone]

53. Thanks, but I'll let his cellmate do that if this continues.

Redstone

[rockymountaindem]

41. I don't get it. Is this life insurance thing some kind of implied death threat?

Maybe you should report him to the police.

[Redstone]

42. No, it's just to irritate me with calls from insurance agents. But it doesn't work,

because I don't answer the calls, and I block each number after they leave the first message, so they can't call me back.

Redstone

[bertha katzenengel]

43. God dammit, Redstone.

Know why I hate this? Because it seems to have made you angry.

I hope you get a quick resolution. Really quick.

(I'll ask a question I haven't seen yet (haven't read the whole thread): seems to me this is a DUer. ???)

[bertha katzenengel]

44. God dammit, Redstone.

Know why I hate this? Because it seems to have made you angry.

I hope you get a quick resolution. Really quick.

(I'll ask a question I haven't seen yet (haven't read the whole thread): seems to me this is a DUer. ???)

[ThomCat]

45. Damn. It's good to remind people

NOT to post too much personal identifying information online.

Even if only 1 person in 1000 is a complete and total fuckwad, one of them will be here watching.

[Redstone]

52. Well, I own a company, so I kind of have to be "findable on the Internet." And furthermore,

I'm not afraid of anyone or anything. Especially cowards.

I'm very protective of my SSN and credit card numbers, though, so the punk can't do any REAL damage.

Redstone

[Danger Mouse]

46. Is someone on DU doing this?

Why would someone do that? Sounds really immature and amateurish.

[Danger Mouse]

47. Seems like it's some right-wing jackoff.

I can not fucking STAND those idiots.
Those are the same knuckle-dragging puke scumbags that harassed Ava Lowery with threats and taunts when she dared speak out last year. Yeah, real mature, telling a 15-year-old you want to see her parents raped and murdered. Fucking SCUM.
Apparently, this asswipe is part of that same crowd of sloped-forward backward-evolved trogolodyte slimeballs.
I am very interested to hear about how you deal with this shit-eating garbage heap.
Specifically, how much you make him squeal, like the scummy little piggy he truly is.

[Redstone]

50. Patience comes first. And I'm good at it. You remember the old saying about giving them

enough rope to hang themselves, yes?

That's one "old saying" that really works.

Redstone

[Hugin]

49. .

Kick

[Redstone]

51. Let me make this clear: I DO NOT think this is anyone at DU! Sorry for the confusion.

I should have stated that in my original post.

The reason I asked to the kicks was so our "visitors" would notice it.

I apologize again for the confusion.

Redstone

[Quantess]

59. So you don't know who the culprit is?

Who have you pissed off lately? (don't take that badly...I piss people off too, from time to time)

Or, is someone jealous of you?

[Redstone]

63. Who have I pissed off lately? That would be the rightwingers.

Redstone

[Quantess]

67. But, it is ONE in particular. "the rightwingers" in general did not do this to you.

ONE individual who is motivated enough to spend his/her time focused on YOU.
:scared: Creepy, huh.

[Redstone]

68. There are several of them who are focused on me. Yes, it's sad.

It would be better for them to have actual LIVES, I know.

Redstone

[GalleryGod]

76. Jeez-us...Sorry,Old Pal.

[Kajsa]

55. I'm kicking this, Redstone.

- and hoping you find that yellow bellied bastard.

Aren't cowards the worst? They hide in a safe place
and systematically try to destroy people.

No mercy for this jackass,
give 'em hell, Redstone!!

:grr: :kick:

[Tsiyu]

57. I am continually amazed at people who HAVE NO LIVES

I mean. Normal people have enough to worry about keeping their own lives straight, taking care of their families, having fun.

This twit has got to be some acne-scarred teen, cowering in Mommy's basement, wanking off to Rush and Coulter.

So sad. Hope he finds his way to a treatment program for fuckwits.....

[LibraLiz1973]

58. Let's all remember what those bitter losers did to Andy

Many of them are clearly evil
and this is one more example of how immature they are


I'm glad Redstone isn't going into panic mode

Whoever is doing it is a total douche bag

[Redstone]

64. No worries; I NEVER panic.

I am afraid of nothing and no one.

Thanks for your concern anyway, LL. But as I said, not to worry.

Redstone

[anti-everything]

60. Craziness

kick

[Left Is Write]

61. That is completely creepy.

He knows your address? Very creepy.

I know you can take care of yourself, but I'm going to say it anyway: take care of yourself.

[Redstone]

66. Not to worry, kiddo.

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

62. Just as long as he doesn't sign you up for NAMBLA

That's when I'd start to worry.

[Redstone]

65. I can always count on you for some good humor. Thanks.

Redstone

[HEyHEY]

69. EH, no prob

See, even us smartasses have a time and place.

[InternalDialogue]

70. Kick for Monday morning.

[reyd reid reed]

71. Oh my.

I'm so sorry, darlin'.

:hug:

[LaraMN]

72. Sounds like his mom needs to cut his internet privileges

and make him move out of her basement.
What a loser!

Sorry for the irritation, hon'. Some people are so pathetic.

:pals:

[Shell Beau]

73. Yikes! Is he on DU?

How annoying! x(

[China_cat]

74. I've had the same problem from an asshole who doesn't

like my politics. Annoying, isn't it?

[GalleryGod]

75. Interesting.

This stuff never happens to me.

[datasuspect]

77. does he have your SSN/DL Number/ACH and Routing Numbers

credit card numbers or any other such sensitive information?

if not, screw him, this stuff happens all the time.

they have sites devoted to stalking DUers. there is a cottage industry surrounding scrutinizing, making fun of, and otherwise insulting our posts here.

in some ways, you ought to feel flattered. THEY hate you that much. that in itself could be viewed as a minor achievement in that you are more or less "famous" out there on the network now.

[Burma Jones]

78. I did something sort of like this once

But it only consisted of buying the owner of a consulting firm I worked for a subscription to the Weekly World News and had it delivered to the office. Actually, he thought it was funny. However, what this guy's doing is annoying......

[BreweryYardRat]

79. Damn freepers.

I really fucking hate identity thieves. They're down there with child molesters.

Glad to hear you've got a good attorney.

[pdx_prog]

80. What a fuck wad!

:kick:

[Sequoia]

81. Anger Management story for you

From a email:

This is not something you want to do on a regular basis, but just once........or maybe just a couple of times with some management types at select facilities

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and

put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John

Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole,too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an asshole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1.

He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, asshole,"

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

Good luck Redstone. This may not help, but it's funny.

[idgiehkt]

82. it helped me

It's freaking hysterical.

:rofl: