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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:28 AM
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Dang it, I can't remember how to defrag my computer!
Can anyone tell me how?
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:34 AM
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1. Are you using a PC running Windows or a Mac?
If it's a PC, go the the Start menu, choose Accessories, System Tools and you'll find the defrag utility there.

If it's a Mac, you don't need to defrag it, just make sure it runs its daily, weekly and monthly maintenance scripts by either scheduling them in the Disk Utility control panel or running them manually from the same utility.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:37 AM
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4. Thanks!
Appreciated! (It's a PC, btw)
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:35 AM
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2. if you're running xp
start menu, all programs, accessories, system tools, it's the fifth one down
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:37 AM
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5. Thanks, kagehime.
:hi:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:36 AM
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3. Lousiville Slugger....
monitor....swing like Belushi in "Samurai Deli" scene from SNL...repeat.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:38 AM
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6. LOL!
When my sister's computer died, my BIL took it out to the woods, and shot up the modem with a shotgun! :rofl:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:42 AM
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7. Now thats a little excessive.....
I like my idea better...LOL
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:43 AM
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8. Guess he wanted to make sure no one could get any info
from it.

He hunts, so he considered it target practice!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:43 AM
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9. If you have a Windows machine, you have to frag it first
put a fresh clip in your M-16

wait until the PC is in front of you and something starts happening

then unload your clip directly into the CPU

once you have successfully fragged the PC, post back here and I'll walk you through the defrag process

glad I could help.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:45 AM
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10. Bwahahahaha!!!
Good one, left! :rofl:
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