It's the 'Post a pic of yourself in OUTRAGEOUS ATTIRE thread' thread!

[Deja Q]

[LaraMN]

1. I just want to know why you have so MUCH outrageous attire.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

4. Would you believe I'm a tourist in several exotic locations?

[Left Is Write]

2. Okay. I can actually do this. Twice!

[Deja Q]

3. Mine's more outrageous!

:D

You look cute in your outfits! (I just look even more bizarre! :rofl: )

[Aristus]

5. Everyone in this picture is in outrageous attire. What fun.

[GalleryGod]

9. Nice G-String !!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Mmmm... Eddie....

:9 :hi: Hiya, Aristus! :D

[Aristus]

23. Hey, NWC!

:hi:

Sorry I haven't been able to talk much lately. My computer is going ka-wacka-wacka. (I think that's the proper IT term, anyway... )

[RubyDuby in GA]

6. Behold the Buffett hat! Yes, I made it myself

And yes, I'm drunk in this picture :)

[ForrestGump]

7. Define 'outrageous'

:D

[GalleryGod]

8. K.

[Rhythm]

10. three to choose from

High School (1985)


Halloween '05


Halloween '04

[Bombero1956]

11. Halloween 1996

My wife scared the crap out of the kids trick or treating that night. Memories of parochial school I guess.

[TimeChaser]

12. Okay

[Bucky]

30. Sweet Jesus McMoses, that's scary!!

Nice fangs, there!

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. This is the most outrageous one I have...

...well, the most DU-safe outrageous one I have... ;) :evilgrin:

:hi:

[billyskank]

14. Nope. No good

Can't see enough of you. :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. But they're fishnets, and plenty of skin shows through...

:hi: :D How much more do you want? ;) :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

17. DU Safe

hmmmmmm


;-) :* :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. ...

:hi: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

20. ...

:* :9 :P :evilgrin:



:hi: :rofl:

[Deep13]

84. Reminds me of a lamp I once saw.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

18. Ok a photoshopped one

Because I couldn't find the one I wanted.



I think the moose ears really make the outfit, don't you?

[idgiehkt]

21. I love that pic so much

it always makes me laugh out loud (and marvel at how toned and tight you are :))

[crim son]

22. I've posted this before and it isn't new. I tend not to dress

outrageously these days. I'm on the left.

[Ghost in the Machine]

24. ~~~***SWOON***~~~

I can't breathe,
my heart's aflutter
Blood turned thick
as peanut butter
Try to speak
I only stutter....

:drool:

:hi:

:hug:

Ghost

edited for bad spelling.... and to give you some flowers! I was playing with my Paint Shop Pro and found a neat little toy in it to make these

[crim son]

31. LOL!

I love the flowers and the poem. :pals:

[Ghost in the Machine]

49. heh! the poem.....

it just popped in my head and I had to let it out... I do that sometimes. Funny thing is, as it was popping in my head, I heard Adam Sandler's voice... from the card he wrote on Mr. Deeds.

Laughs and smiles are contagious.... help spread them far and wide!

:hug:

Ghost

[crim son]

51. Ha!

I didn't see it and so missed the reference. I know I'm smiling over here :hug:

[Ghost in the Machine]

59. You haven't seen Mr. Deeds?!?

You would probably enjoy it. I thought it was a great movie, myself. It's like a comedy/action-adventure/drama/romance/sappy movie all rolled up into one.

I don't want to wander off topic and hijack the thread, so I'll leave it at that.

Good to see you smiling! :hug:

Ghost

[Deja Q]

25. Your hair, my vest,,,

:party: :woohoo: :party:

[crim son]

32. You too can have that hair.

Well, maybe not because mine was blond at the time and the red turned out RED. Hiya, Hypno :hi:

[Redstone]

26. Good GOD almighty!

Redstone

[Deja Q]

27. My sentiments exactly!

:woohoo:

[Redstone]

28. That picture will get a whole room to feeling warm in no time, won't it?

Redstone

[crim son]

33. ...

:7 :blush:

[BarenakedLady]

29. Holy moly!

You are HAWT! :loveya:

[crim son]

34. Nonsense.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

56. Hell ya...

I'd tap that...:loveya:


Wait...what did I just say? :rofl:


OMG, crim someone better save me and quick! lol

[crim son]

58. Quick! BNL needs...

well, even she's not sure... :yoiks: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

63. I sure do

Whatever the hell it is. :rofl:

[crim son]

64. You know, I wouldn't know a good thing right now

if it came up the back stairs and lay in my bed begging to be caressed. I'm done.

[BarenakedLady]

66. No you are not

And neither am I. :hug:

We will find it, love. I know it.

[crim son]

68. I'm not sure what I'd do without you and idg reassuring me.

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. Hello, nurse!

:P

[crim son]

37. Hello, young man.

Please remain calm... I'm here to take your temperature... no, not orally....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. I got a fever!

And the only prescription... is more crim son! :rofl:

[crim son]

43. I think I have some office samples I can give you for free.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Doctor, doctor, give me the news...

I have no idea why that song is in my head right now. :rofl:

[crim son]

50. Yes you do. You know you can't deny it!

You've been listening to Robert Palmer all night!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

52. Simply irresistible...

Dun-dun-dun-dun Dun-dun-dun-dun... :rofl:

[crim son]

54. I don't know him well enough to make a comeback. Oh, oh...

Some like it hot...!

I do in fact have concrete evidence that I am resistable but I don't let it bother me much. :D

[RetroLounge]

40. Holy Mary Motor Club!

HAWT!!!

RL

[crim son]

44. I think that is my first HAWT from you

Retro, and I'm overwhelmed! :hi:

on edit: wrote "his" instead of "hi". Freudian slip?

[RetroLounge]

48. Well, then I apologize for my negligence

Hawt! Hawt! Hawt!

:sizzle:

RL

[crim son]

53. Too much!

I'm getting embarrassed. It happens easily.

[derby378]

55. Oh baby, me likey likey...

:9 :P

Seriously, it can take guts to post a photo like that around here, so you get kudos for that.

:hi:

[crim son]

60. If it took guts I wouldn't be able to do it.

As I was telling somebody this evening, posting these photos, which I've kept hidden away for some time, is having a therapeutic effect on me. I've always felt ugly and people are so kind that for a moment I don't feel that way any more. I think that's why I've gone crazy with the pictures and soon I will stop. :hi:

[derby378]

62. I'm surprised you felt that way. Trust me, you're not.

If in any way DU is part of the "healing process," I'm just glad to be along for the ride. And I'm happy you're getting a much-needed boost.

:hug:

[billyskank]

77. So given the responses above

do you believe you are stunning or what?

:loveya:

[crim son]

81. I'm beginning to feel like I was pretty cute when I was a young woman.

I wish I'd known :pals: Morning, billyskank!

[Rhythm]

79. Damn... "Cry For Dawn" comics come to life...

ouch....

[crim son]

82. OMG.

But I bet she's not dressed for the Harvard School of Design Halloween Party!

[auntAgonist]

89. YOU are gorgeous!

inside AND out :)


:hug:

aA

[crim son]

91. ...

:hug: Thank you :pals:

[RetroLounge]

36. My Chippendales Act for my friend's Birthday

I was 20, i think...



and yes, the leather pants ended up looking like this:



RL

[crim son]

38. You wouldn't happen to have that on film, would you?

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

39. See Youtube...

:rofl:

RL

[crim son]

42. hehe, I don't believe you.

Are those the same pants? :)

[RetroLounge]

46. No, not the same...

Hell, I was a size 28 waist back then...

Can't find it on youtube? Maybe I can show you in person...

:evilgrin:

RL

[crim son]

47. There you go, my man.

Nothing is quite so enthralling as a man in leather pants. Of course, it could go terribly wrong, but not in your case. :P

[BarenakedLady]

67. Well hi there sexay!

Whatcha doin' tonight?

Wanna party?

:evilgrin:

[derby378]

57. In the days when the Hayes 9600 baud SmartModem reigned supreme...

...in other words, way before either the Internet or digital cameras made the scene, I had my face done up with authentic Klingon makeup and prosthetics. I looked pretty damn good from the neck up as a Klingon, and somewhere I've got the picture to prove it. Wish I could share it with you.

[crim son]

61. We wish the same thing :) n/t

[PaddyBlueEyes]

65. This is as outrageous as I get.....

[BarenakedLady]

69. Again, with the abs and the pecs...

*swoon* Totally not fair....x(

[PaddyBlueEyes]

70. Hey BNL

Whats up??...I'm a little softer around the middle these days..LOL

[BarenakedLady]

74. Hehehe

Aren't we all?

[crim son]

71. Yeah, I considered putting you and reformedrepub

on my list but I figured you'd both probably be strong enough to escape by swimming.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

72. List??

What list?? Is it a good list or a bad list??? You wouldnt want the two of us on the same island, that whole family competiveness thing....We would always be trying to "out do" each other!!!!

[BarenakedLady]

73. Yes but crim and I are a team

So it's all good.

She was referring to the list of 5 guys you'd like to be stranded on a desert island with or something to that effect.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

75. Ohhhh gooodie

stranded with you two?? Im in!!!

[crim son]

76. And that would be a shame!

:rofl:

[reformedrepub]

78. Not outrageous....

but outdoors

[MissHoneychurch]

80. *SWOON*

:wow:

[crim son]

83. Did you slip and fall down?

Let me kiss the boo boo.

No, seriously. Portfolio pics?

[reformedrepub]

87. Naaaa

had a friend of mine taken....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

85. Me in a dress

[crim son]

90. Oh Baby! Shake it!

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

86. I know I have a pic of me trying to look like this guy

[GalleryGod]

88. Not Me. But I Love the sentiment

I've been a cunning linguist for years. Masters Division.