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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 04:17 PM
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Most of the people in my town have lost their reason.
Edited on Mon Jan-15-07 04:18 PM by datasuspect
i swear to god the idiot farm must have had a field trip yesterday.

who stands in the middle of the aisle blocking all traffic (at the big box 120,000 sf grocery store) talking on a cell phone listing off all the different canned tomatoes that are in stock?

it was like everywhere i wanted to walk towards, through, or out of, someone had to be standing there, mouth agape making "uhhhhhh" noises and slowly drooling.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 05:32 PM
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1. Trust me...
it's a national phenomenon. :eyes:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 05:48 PM
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2. See "Idiocracy".
It'll explain it all.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 06:31 PM
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3. I saw a guy do the same thing in the chips aisle this weekend.
I don't know whether the objective was to show the world he had a cell phone or had a girlfriend.
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Kajsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 06:38 PM
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4. He should have stepped to the side

so he didn't block traffic.

But--- he could have been doing ( poorly, by the way)
what my SO does sometimes.

He completely forgets what he's supposed to pick up from
the store so he'll call and yes--- read all the friggin brands to
me over the phone. I tell him, " get what's on sale".

Nooo-- reads the friggin brands, all of them!!

Are they just trying to get it right?

:crazy:
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