(AP) Rove jumps shark

[originalpckelly]

"(AP) Saipan, CNMI -- While on a vacation in the Commonwealth of the North Marianas Islands, Karl Rove, the President's top political aide, engaged in homosexual relations with a shark. The shark, who for his own protection did not wish to identified, has come forward saying Mr. Rove has had two year affair with the shark.

In exchange for large amounts of red meat, the shark agreed to have sexual relations with Mr. Rove.

When asked how they first met, the shark had this to say:
'We were at The Cage, a local shark-man bar(s), where sharks go after men all the time. I was hanging out with my buddies and we saw this guy, at first we thought it was some chum, that someone had dropped a pig's head in the water, but it later turned out to be Mr. Rove.

At first he was little afraid of me, I kept making passes at him for an hour. Then it happened, he tried to jump me. It all happened so fast after that, all I remember is waking up the next morning with ten pounds of prime cut Angus beef on my dresser, and a card to call Mr. Rove at his office back in Washington, D.C.'

Mr. Rove was not immediately available for contact, as he was busy making contact with a horse."

Copyright 2006, Associated Perverts

[UrbScotty]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[originalpckelly]

2. It's a repeat...

but a well timed one I might add. :P