If you could bring 5 MEN to a desert island?

[flvegan]

Who would you bring?

It's a copycat, yes. Any answer with the name "Johnny Depp" in it will be nuked. Any answer with the name "flvegan" in it will be bronzed and hung above the entrance to The Lounge.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. OK....

Sniffa, CBoy4, Ewan MacGregor, Alan Cumming, and Ian McKellen :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Mmm Ewan..

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Yep....

I *do* realize that 3 outta my 5 are certifiably gay, but... :shrug:

I can deal :D

[LeftyMom]

5. Half my list is gay too. Plus one's my kid.

It's self defense. A girl's gotta sleep sometime.

[bicentennial_baby]

6. ...

:spray:

Indeed :thumbsup:

[cboy4]

114. When do we leave? When do we leave?!

:loveya: :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

125. Whenever you want babycakes

;)

:loveya:

[ThomCat]

120. Can I join you on that island.

I have a few crushes on that list. :P

[bicentennial_baby]

126. Sure thing baby!

Come along! :bounce:

[LeftyMom]

2. MAHNY!

:9

ThomCat! :loveya:

LeftyKid! :D

Uhm...


hold on, thinking of somebody else?


Let's see, cute, vegan...

Nah, I can't think of anybody. :P


















Okay, fine, that flvegan guy. He's kinda cool, I guess. :shrug:

[ThomCat]

121. Woo Hoo!

You have room for one more guy too. :P

[crim son]

7. Neither of my sons are men, so I won't include them. Let's see...

Starbucks Anarchist
James Marsters
Richard Gere (for his wisdom and spiritual insight)
George Clooney
The ex, so I can completely ignore him

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. I am extremely flattered and troubled that you put me in that list.

:D :rofl:

[crim son]

9. LMFAO.

You'd be Husband #1. The rest... all concubines :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. That's a good deal, right?

:P

[flvegan]

13. Remember me in your will, okay buddy?

That's all I ask.

*snicker*

[crim son]

17. He's safe.

:D

[crim son]

14. I'd think so. But I can sweeten it:

I'd let you bring... who is it that people are so cruel about here... Rachel Ray? But I'd only let you visit her now and then. The rest of the time she's going to hang with James Marsters who is in fact too skinny for me :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. You need someone fatter than James Marsters.

And I fit that bill perfectly. :P

[crim son]

19. I keep telling you, I know how you are built

and I like!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Then you like slightly chubby Indians!

:rofl:

[crim son]

26. Why do you doubt me?

I prefer a man with substance. :pals:

[flvegan]

29. You want substance? Get a room1!!!!111!!11!!

Jeebus. Can't believe I was first on this one.

*snicker*

[crim son]

33. That's why we're here, to provide you with fodder.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

37. I have 200 pounds of substance for ya right here!

;) :rofl:

[crim son]

44. Bring it on!

I'm tougher than I look :7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

49. You'd probably tear me to pieces.

And I think I'd like it. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

61. You would, because what else is there to do on a desert

island but practice, practice, practice :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

63. Me likey!

:hug:

[crim son]

76. How pleasing.

And now I'm going to bed. THREE HOURS EARLY. I don't know why. Goodnight SA.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

78. Good night!

:hi:

[crim son]

80. I was just told eight more posts to 7000 so I am lingering for

two more minutes. :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

82. Then let's get crackin'!

:D

[crim son]

90. Now I'm tongue-tied.

Tell me... Nope. I'm truly unable to be witty when I'm asked. That is one of my worst failings. Your turn.

[crim son]

96. 7002. I've done what I came to do.

Enjoy your night, SA. :loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

100. You, too!

:loveya:

[flvegan]

52. And I...ME...I have the reputation around here.

Where were you earlier, my friend...huh?
*taps foot*

Yes, earlier today...

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.

Okay, maybe more jealous than shocked. So what!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. Eh?

[flvegan]

67. *sigh*

I admit. A pathetic ploy. I was seeking to besmirch your good character. I made allegations, totally unfounded. Suggested completely irrelevant things.

You can't possibly blame me. I mean, c'mon...crim son, eh?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

70. Oh...

Sorry, I am "the stupid" today. :rofl:

Hey, let the out of shape guys have a chance! :P

[crim son]

73. I'm pursuing him. Stalking him, if you will.

He's indifferent and if it's you he truly desires, I would not stand in your way. :P

[KitchenWitch]

11. My husband

My son
My friend Charly
My dad
My friend Kevin

On edit: I deliberately chose non DUers so no one has their feelings hurt.

[blonndee]

12. YUM! Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Alexander Siddig, Matt Damon, George Clooney

man, that was easy.

Whew.

[crim son]

16. Your taste is so good that I'm going to look up Alexander Siddig.

I've never heard of him but I sense I'm going to agree with you.

[blonndee]

20. He played the revolutionary son in Syriana.

He was brilliant.

[crim son]

21. Yes, I looked him up.

The eyes! And that's not all :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

40. Wow, that was so not the geeky answer.

Translating that answer into geek for the socially impaired:

"He played the doctor on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine."

He is hot though. For real. :9

[crispini]

122. Ha, that was EXACTLY what I thought.

Doctor Bashir! :P

[sarge43]

169. Dr Julian Bashir, Star Trek: DS9

Very easy on the eyes, good actor, too.

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Can we expand that to "males"?

How about my sweetie, my little boy, my dog and um, two more, let's see, we'll need a coupla servants.

[SPKrazy]

22. What,? No one picked me?

no one wants a Southpawkicker on their island?

my feelings are hurt

I'll go away now
x(

[flvegan]

27. Hell, it's my thread and I didn't get the complimentary

"oh, and YOU of course, flvegan" even though I know that it was simply a bone tossed my way.

Hmph.

[crim son]

30. No woman wants to risk the wrath of LeftyMom.

She scares the shit out of me :P

[LeftyMom]

35. I do?

:rofl:

[crim son]

45. A little.

:scared:

[LeftyMom]

47. I can't imagine why.

I'm harmless. Really.

[crim son]

48. No you're not.

You are nearly perfect in all regards, and therefore other women fear you. :D

[BarenakedLady]

50. Yes we do

I wouldn't want to cross her....as tempting as it may be...no way. :)

[flvegan]

54. I'd suggest doing so in a bikini

on a Slip 'n Slide coated in olive oil.

Jeebus...brb...

[BarenakedLady]

66. Can I bring my moose antlers and dagger?

[flvegan]

72. Oh, I insist.

The antlers...oh, boy.

Um...btw, on an unrelated note...that IS you in this Photoshopped pic, yes? If I'm not the first to say, "wow, holy sweet mother of hot looking women!!!!!!" then please, let me do so now.

This is precisely where Jaws has one up on me.

[BarenakedLady]

74. LoL

Yes that is me in Hawaii last April. I'm such a geek that I photoshopped my World Of Warcraft (online game) druid's headpiece and dagger on me. Plus the murloc that is behind me. I hate murlocs....

[flvegan]

91. If all WoW druids looked like that

then NObody would get ANY gaming done.

Well, it's true! Were I a WoW gamer, I'd be murloc feed staring at your "geekness"

O. M. G. This is the ONE time I could tell you what time it is in Hawaii.

[BarenakedLady]

95. What time is it?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

99. *slap*

behave, flvegan...be-frikkin-have.

Some women make it so very hard...

[BarenakedLady]

106. What did I do?

O8)

[flvegan]

108. Oh, and how she plays innocent...

uh huh.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

117. I know a lot of people

would sure appreciate a non-photoshopped version of your picture, darling. :loveya:

[LeftyMom]

51. Hardly.

I'm so far beyond stubborn there ought to be another word for it. I just had to find somebody I agree with about everything so it wouldn't be an issue.

[crim son]

57. All right, I'll give you that one flaw.

I'm happy for the two of you. :pals:

[LeftyMom]

62. Thanks.

I think I'll keep him. :)

[LeftyMom]

31. You did too.

Or do I not count anymore?

[flvegan]

36. Shhh...crim son...sooooo close...

dammit.

[LeftyMom]

42. But she fears my scrawny vegan wrath!

:rofl:

[crim son]

28. I pick you!

I'm kicking the ex off the island and bringing you. However I cannot allow you to go near Rachel Ray. :P

[SPKrazy]

34. why not?

and what is rachel ray doing on the island?

thanks

:hug:

[crim son]

38. I let her come along so SA will have somebody to play with

when I get too old and gray. Also when I'm in the hut with George Clooney.

[SPKrazy]

43. where am i gonna be?

who do i get to take?

[crim son]

46. See, now you're understanding why you might not want to get picked.

I'm a one, no, make that a two-man woman. :P You can talk about world peace and our higher consciousness with Mr. Gere. You don't want to get into that hut with me anyway. I'm very needy.

[SPKrazy]

53. I'm thinking I'll

find Nicole and take her

:loveya: :hug:

[crim son]

56. Okay. If Rachel is there then maybe SA will stay away from Nicole.

It sounds like a lovely group!

[SPKrazy]

60. SA better, or he may find himself

VOTED OFF THE ISLAND or some such thing!


:grr:


:rofl:

[crim son]

64. It'd be a duel to the death in that case. Me against you.

Probably Rachel and Nicole would get in on it too :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

68. There's A simple solution here

I'm not sure what it is yet,but if we keep you and Rachel and SA on the other side of the island, then Nicole won't be bothered by SA. Besides, what if Nicole doesn't want SA bothering her? (I use bothering in a very broad sense here)

[crim son]

71. No female would turn down SA, but James Marsters might.

You're going to have to keep an eye on her. Nicole, I mean. I may have to bind and gag her and banish Rachel to a cave.

[SPKrazy]

75. 8 More posts and then...

no female would turn down SA?

come on now, SA is nice looking, but "no female would turn down SA"

I'm thinking that no crim son would turn down SA

I don't know about Rachel or Nicole, we'd have to ask them I guess.

[crim son]

79. Blind women would turn down SA, or women with no hearts.

Why? Jealous? :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

81. .-.-.

I'm thinking that we might not need this SA guy

I mean, hey, it seems that everyone is getting some, but I'm on the outskirts of the arrangement

Jealous? yessssss:evilgrin:

[crim son]

85. Don't be. I'd have to tear him screaming and crying

from his apartment in NY to get him to come along, and I couldn't bring myself to do it. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

88. ROFL!

:hug:

i've had ambien and i should be sleepy

now i'm kind of wired again.

I'm wired up backwards i think

[crim son]

92. If you miss the window when you first get really tired

then that sort of stuff doesn't work very well. I'm sorry because you NEED to sleep.

[SPKrazy]

94. maybe i need another one?

:shrug:

[crim son]

98. Does your prescription allow for that?

The stuff that I used to take would make me feel like I was going to slump to the floor within minutes. Give the stuff a chance. Back away from the computer!

Goodnight SPK. I'm going to brave my lonely bed. Not so lonely, because I'll bring Benny up with me. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

101. G'Night!

sleep tight crim inal son

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

102. Sober women, too.

:P

[crim son]

105. Sober but uncultured.

Okay, I'm going!

[billyskank]

123. Me neither

I'll just go off to my own island with ONE person. :P

[FedUpWithIt All]

155. Oh, i know just what to bring...

:evilgrin:

I will pack light. ;)


:hug:

[billyskank]

156. Excellent.

:hug:

:loveya:

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Only FIVE?

x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Any men?

Ok. Toby Rand, Ewan McGregor, Michael Hutchence (I know he's dead, but in my fantasy he's alive damn it), and... uh, yeah, I'd pretty much be set with that. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

32. you want dead men instead of me?

i'm so out of here

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. None of them are DUers

If I started picking DUers, I end up with way more than 5. :P




But I can't help that my love for Michael Hutchence transcends earthly bounds, such as death.

[wildhorses]

39. a doctor, a farmer, a construction worker, a ship's captain and

someone to play with:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

77. I Wanna Play...

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[hfojvt]

116. Play what? Chess, checkers, backgammon or

global thermonuclear warfare?

[BarenakedLady]

55. Well, first of all....

5 men would never be enough to satisfy the likes of me, so refuse to pick only five. :P

[flvegan]

59. I'd choose to die trying.

Oh, man, how I'd choose.

*jumps up and down*

Pick me! Pick me!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

65. I want in on that action. too.....

:hi:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

118. Any room on the shipwreck?

:hi: :loveya:

[TOhioLiberal]

69. Gee I have no idea...

...taking applications, though! :evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

83. nobody wants to go with me??

I'm crushed. No really. :cry: Okay I'm over it. :P

[SPKrazy]

86. see below

[TOhioLiberal]

89. We both posted at the same time...

GMTA, ya know?

[SPKrazy]

84. I've Been Relegated To Second String On My Island Here

what say ya?

we can do peanut butta again if ya want?

:smoke: :evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

87. sure...

...I'm so there! :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

93. I'm there!

where?

doesn't matter

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

97. anywhere...

:blush:

[SPKrazy]

103. upstairs

downstairs

on the stairs

on the floor

anywhere

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

104. did it suddenly get hot in here?

or is it just me? :blush:

[SPKrazy]

107. Oh, It's Just Starting To Get Hot!

I mean steamin'!


:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

109. time for me to wander off to bed...

...and now, I'll be dreaming of a deserted island. And you. AGAIN! (true story)

nighty, night!

[SPKrazy]

111. true story

gotta hear this

[TOhioLiberal]

112. I'll PM you...

...tomorrow. :hug::*

[Manifestor_of_Light]

110. well

My sweetie of 13 years, David Duchovny, Keith Olbermann, Stephen Colbert and Bill Clinton. Great discussions.

If I could bring musicians: My sweetie, Joe Jackson, Pat Metheny, Thomas Hampson (whose nickname is Thomas Handsome--he's a doll as well as a baritone) and David Bowie. They could all serenade me.

[Nicole]

113. Tim McGraw, George Clooney, John Edwards, Matthew McConaughey and Antonio Banderas

:loveya:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

115. MENopause, MENtal competence, MENtos, my MENagerie, and a cyclaMEN

:D

[Book Lover]

133. We have a winnah!

[baldguy]

119. Someone who knows how to fix the damn boat!

[seemunkee]

124. I've built a few boats

small ones but I know enough to fix a bigger one. You can take your pretty boys and go have fun and I'll work on getting us off the damn island.

[YDogg]

127. The Harlem Globetrotters.

1960s-70s version.

[Orsino]

128. *, Cheney, Scaife and two armed guards...

...the last two of whom would be rotated out regularly via the supply ship.

[lizziegrace]

129. My 5

Viggo Mortensen
George Clooney
Alton Brown
Forrestgump (he makes me laugh...)
flvegan

;)

[flvegan]

131. Yessss!!!!

[bluethruandthru]

130. Let's see...

Viggo Mortensen
Jimmy Smits
Keith Olbermann
My husband
Flvegan

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

132. Hoooo-rah!!!

'nother one!

[ThomCat]

134. flvegan

(does a hunk that big count as two people?) :shrug:

swimboy
tjwmason

And I'd hold auditions for the last two spots. :P

[swimboy]

135. Woohoo!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:loveya:

(Can MadAsHellNewYorker come along?)

[ThomCat]

136. Absolutelyl

We'll have to find a way to sneak LeftyMom onto the Island too or flvegan is going to feel very like the odd duck. :P

[Guava Jelly]

137. Damn guess ol gopsux is chop liver

:wtf: :shrug:

[buddhamama]

138. you're first on my list

then Viggo
Johnny Depp
Billy Joe (Green Day)
Chris Cornell


and of course, flvegan if the others are busy. :)

[Guava Jelly]

141. Thanks buddhamama

You are tops on mine also
Than
Catherine zeta Jones
Rachael Mcadams
Salma Hayek
Queen Noor of jordan
And Leftymom since flvegan has enough ladies snagging him :7

[jpgray]

139. One large buoyant man and four oar shaped men.

[Pacifist Patriot]

142. Best answer.

[schmuls]

153. HA HA HA!!!! snicker snicker he he he he snurf snurg

[Pacifist Patriot]

140. A handyman, a chef, a hunter, a farmer and a massage therapist.

[FedUpWithIt All]

143. Anyone interested in going with me to a deserted island?

:shrug:

Apparently , the island is pretty cozy as there is only room for 6 people. Of course if there is no plumbing...i may have to reconsider. Small locale, 6 people and no working toilet. :scared:

[FedUpWithIt All]

144. Alright! Party of one.

:woohoo:

I don't have to put down the seat. :D I get to decide what to have for dinner...mushrooms anyone? No leg shaving or snoring. And i can walk the beach in my big flannel pj's with the paint stains. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

150. Can i go?

:)
:hi:

[FedUpWithIt All]

151. Of course :D I was hoping you'd sign on.

:hug:

Do you like mushrooms and put the seat back down?

[Guava Jelly]

157. I have 5 sisters so yes

And i dig shrooms :)

[FedUpWithIt All]

158. ...

:loveya:

Perfect. :)

[Guava Jelly]

160. woo hoo!

bonus! :loveya:
how ya doing fed?

[FedUpWithIt All]

161. Pretty good. :D

been working on a little old farm house. Moving in this week. :bounce:

More space and it is on 4 acres so i can have a really cool garden this summer. :D

How are you?

[Guava Jelly]

163. Cool you are getting your farm house!

I am fighting a bug.And pretty bogged down with work right now.
But besides that life is good :)

[FedUpWithIt All]

165. :::hugs:::

Get better! It's an order!

Glad to hear all is well. :D

[billyskank]

154. Well...

...who do you think I was talking about here?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6063391&mesg_id=6064297

:*

[FedUpWithIt All]

159. We are going to have to get a small plane to fly between islands babe.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

162. I have no such problem, sweetie

Nobody but you wants me on their island.

I guess you're just stuck with me. :*

:loveya:

[FedUpWithIt All]

164. MY island and YOUR island babe.

:loveya:

Stuck to you is alright by me :)

[judaspriestess]

145. well um lets see

Clive Owen, Chris Cornell, Viggo Mortenson, young Sean Connery, the entire Italian soccer team, they count as one don't they?

This is just the first island right???

[Gormy Cuss]

146. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Santorum, and Limbaugh.

I predict that after one week they'd be furiously building a raft to get the hell away from me. All I'd need to do is wait for them to finish, then steal it for myself. I could learn to act like a neocon when I'm surrounded by them.

[grace0418]

147. Ewan McGregor, Neil Finn, Jon Stewart, Taye Diggs and David Sedaris.

No need to send a rescue boat, ever.

P.S. David Sedaris is there to tell me funny stories and ogle the other four with me. ;)

[Spirochete]

148. Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, and Hannity

It would absolutely suck for me, and I would probably kill myself, but it would be a worthy sacrifice to strand those 5 dipshits on a desert island.

[Burma Jones]

149. Unless, of course, you were armed........

I would watch out for Cheney, but the rest are easy pickins

[Arugula Latte]

166. Thanks for taking one for the team!

Plus, maybe there should be an unfortunate coconut-dropping-on-heads accident ... You never know.

[Gormy Cuss]

168. Pick your own rats.

I have the first three on the island with me.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6063391&mesg_id=6065935

[schmuls]

152. Oh Baby! Antonio Banderas (yum), Colin Firth (whew!), Sean Connery

(lots of experience!)Jesus (my savior)and Vincent Van Gogh (I can relate!).

[TimeChaser]

167. Do these men have to actually exist?

:shrug: