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Robb
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Tue Jan-16-07 02:56 PM Original message |
Post your trite conspiracy theory here: |
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RedStateShame
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
1. All professional sports are scripted. Professional wrestling is just polite enough to tell you. |
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ghostsofgiants
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:08 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. And with that, I have a new sig line. |
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Midlodemocrat
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
2. Robb isn't really a dingbat. |
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yewberry
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
3. Mine: |
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stuntcat
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #3 |
22. Exactly, just like the zombies do! |
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SOteric
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. There's a twisted deity named 'Murphy' |
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1gobluedem
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:36 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. He targeted me this morning |
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Lyric
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. Alas, my family knows Murphy well. |
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johnnie
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
6. Windshield wipers |
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matcom
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. All Doctors get kickbacks from the fitness industry |
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Oeditpus Rex
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. ... |
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skypilot
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
9. I sometimes think that film critics... |
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Fuzz
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
10. Urinal cakes at highway rest stops test for drugs and alcohol |
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Beer Snob-50
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
11. The Fox Network, in conjunction with the other Fox Affliates |
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baldguy
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
40. This a a thread for THEORIES, not the truth. |
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asthmaticeog
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
13. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion were actually written by Meg White. |
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underpants
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Tue Jan-16-07 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
14. Here are the only two that I subscribe to--OOPS three I almost forgot one |
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Strawman
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
15. Here's mine: "Astroturf" campaign efforts are ruining GD |
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JackBeck
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
16. The reason why flights at the airport are delayed. |
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Lyric
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
17. Bra manufacturers are making weak underwire stitches on purpose |
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itsmesgd
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:51 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. I have a bra one for ya |
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Phillycat
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:58 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. OMG! |
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itsmesgd
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. are they not lasting as long because some lucky person is having to rip them off? |
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Phillycat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Um. |
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Lyric
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:04 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. I'm tellin' ya, it's a CONSPIRACY! |
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Phillycat
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:08 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. No, these are Victoria's Secret bras! |
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riderinthestorm
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
18. I get red lights when I am in a hurry, green lights when I have all the time to get there. nt |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
19. Contrails=Chemtrails=Alien Plot |
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Hugin
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Hmm... The Clowns are in on that at the ground floor. |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:55 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Clowns are undoubtedly |
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azmouse
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #19 |
31. Did you know that the spot where two contrails meet |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 07:32 PM Response to Reply #31 |
41. Oh Shit! |
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mvd
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
30. American Idol is rigged, and Paula really decides |
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HiFructosePronSyrup
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
32. Chemtrails menacingly radiate from airports. |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 07:34 PM Response to Reply #32 |
44. Ummmm, Mebbe! |
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jakefrep
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
33. CBS, not Tonya Harding, hired a hit man to kneecap Nancy Kerrigan |
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otherlander
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
34. Jim Morrison was head of an alien conspiracy! |
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mvd
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:51 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. ... |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 07:33 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. Oh my gawdess! |
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Zavulon
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
35. Bic pens and their equivalents are designed to crap out a third of the way down. |
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BarenakedLady
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
36. You are all really figments of my imagination |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 07:33 PM Response to Reply #36 |
42. Dammit! This One Is Becoming Aware! |
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baldguy
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
38. Materials design & processing is much more advanced than we're lead to believe. |
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mvd
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
39. I know who would create a good one |
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SPKrazy
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Wed Jan-17-07 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
45. Denver's Airport: A Secret Detention Camp Underneath It |
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