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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:25 PM
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Let's just say you get to have lunch with Paris Hilton. What would you say to her?
:)
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:26 PM
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1. "You're buying, right?"
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:27 PM
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2. IBTL
This could go a few different ways--none of them good!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:27 PM
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3. Would you please just GO AWAY??
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:30 PM
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4. Shhhhhh
No, seriously Paris, don't talk.
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:30 PM
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5. So
can you just blow me and get this over with?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:31 PM
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Ahhhh Herpes...the gift that keeps on giving
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:31 PM
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6. Eat something, you are way to thin for my taste.
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:32 PM
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7. What exactly has your
research into String Theory led you to believe about the universe.

BAM: cross-thread reference; 2 points.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:33 PM
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8. RALPH!!!!!!!1111111
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:34 PM
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9. is that all you are eating?
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:35 PM
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10. On a related note: are you going to finish that?
Or: When you gonna eat your pickle? (I just dated myself there, didn't I).
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:52 PM
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12. yes, you did
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:19 PM
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14. Did you
date yourself by getting the reference or are you just extremely culturally literate.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:43 PM
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18. no, Im not that flexible
:D
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:35 PM
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11. "To hell with lunch.
Let's go make a movie."

:evilgrin:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:43 PM
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17. HAHA
good one.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 04:56 PM
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13. You wanna make $14 the hard way?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:26 PM
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15. Please pass the Tabasco.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:30 PM
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16. 'Why didn't you do that porno with me? Mine's bigger!'
:wow:
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:46 PM
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19. And you are...?
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:49 PM
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20. "No matter how hard you try, you'll never be Audrey Hepburn."
Millions can't buy class.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:53 PM
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21. i'd be all about -- ''grrrrl! let's dish.''
i bet a good ol' gossip with miss thing would be a hoot.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:54 PM
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22. Grow up!
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:56 PM
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23. I'm not sure I'd say anything....I think I'd just slap her while I was in range.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 06:57 PM
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24. "Get" to have lunch with Paris Hilton? You mean "have" to have lunch with her, right?
I'd tell her that nobody looks good in that orange spray-on color.
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