Let's just say you have to marry Paris Hilton at gunpoint?

[Taverner]

How do you chew your leg to get out of that one?

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I have an easy out.... No gay marriage...

:rofl: :hi:

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. Ditto

[u4ic]

12. Damn...I can't use that excuse up here...

I guess I'd be holding her with one hand, while waving my extraordinarily generous prenup with the other...:D

[LSK]

2. uhhhh, prenupt or no????

[RedStateShame]

3. Just say rather loudly, "That's an awful lot of cocaine to put on a gun!"

Wait for the Hilton Hoover to work the gun over, and quietly exit stage right.

[terrya]

4. I would say to myself: "50 years is a good run"

If those are the choices, I wouldn't dodge that bullet.

[Burma Jones]

5. Is it a Taliban Wedding?

That would be OK

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. At gunpoint? OK, I do...

... but no night-vision equipment for the photographer, m'kay?

:rofl:

[Giant Robot]

7. And she can't talk on her cell in the middle of

....um....the honeymoon. *wink wink*

[MonkeyFunk]

8. I'd pick up Paris

and stab the gunman with her.

[MrSlayer]

10. I'd marry her without a gun to my head.

But if she had a gun to my head to force a marriage obviously I'm irresistible to her and I could own her bank account. Even if there was a pre-nup I'd still walk away rich and judging from her video work I know I'd have some fun while I was there. Having to put up with her mindless banter would be the worst part of it.

[Initech]

11. Do it, then quickly divorce her for a huge sum of money

Hey... why can't I be greedy every once in a while? :evilgrin: