Here's a match made in hell: Lindsay Lohan and Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis

[LynneSin]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01162007/gossip/pagesix/fearless_flyer_pagesix_.htm

January 16, 2007 -- NO wonder Lindsay Lohan wasn't impressed with record producer Scott Storch's diamond gifts over New Year's - she found a guy with a jet. She's seeing "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis. Friends of Lohan say Francis was with her when she went to the hospital two weeks ago to have her appendix out, and they planned to leave Saturday for a mini-vacation at Francis' Mexican estate, but decided to stay in town. "Neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties," laughed our spy.

Two of the biggest skanks a couple? How soon until we see "Girls Gone Wild Hollywood Style" with Lindsay and all her friends like Brittney, Paris, Nicole, etc.

[Taverner]

1. Damn! I wanted her!

:evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

2. this has "home sex video scandal" written all over it

any bets on how long that will take?

[Xithras]

6. Scandal? Are you kidding me?

Francis will have the tape packaged up and sold on late night cable so fast Lohan's head will spin.

"You've seen college girls gone wild! You've seen beach babes go nuts! But you ain't seen NOTHIN yet! NEW! NEW! NEW! Watch LINDSAY GET LOOSE! See your favorite Disney star go WILD! WILD! WILD! See her do things you've only imagined...and then do things that will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!". Repeat 15 times an hour until nauseous.

From what I've read, Francis is a real conniving creep who can act as sweet as pie when he wants to get someones clothes off in front of a camera. I can't help but wonder if this is all just an elaborate scam on his part to create a sex video that would outsell that Pam & Tommy video a thousandfold. With what I've heard about Lindsay, getting her to have sex in front of the camera won't be that hard...getting her to sign those releases will be.

[hunter]

3. Hand that woman a knife and teach her how to filet meat.

:eyes:

On edit: Sausages???

Maybe I should delete this post, but I keep waiting for the Girls Gone Wild guy to run into a really wild woman who takes him for everything he's got. There are some mean ass lawyers in Hollywood, it could happen...

[Left Is Write]

4. Gah! It sounds like an SNL skit!

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. Marginally familiar with one and never heard of the other.

No wonder my kids think I'm over the hill at 38.

[lildreamer316]

7. He's a sonofabitch.

I don't care if he produces a million videos--as much as I loath the concept; it's a free country and he has a right. If he didn't someone else would probably; so whatever. But I read a story by a woman reporter who traveled with him--he physically assaulted her(NOT sexually). Of course there are two sides to every story; but this is an actual case...not sure if it's been settled or not.
I think he is probably not a nice person.

[LynneSin]

8. It just disgusts me because most of those girls look like they're pretty drunk

hell I've done some crazy stuff when I was drunk and this guy is making a fortune off of getting girls drunk in hopes they'll do something embarassing that he can videotape.

[maxsolomon]

9. i hate to see her on this path to skankdom

she's a cutie, and talented.

rehab, baby gurl - you're not making good decisions.