Guys. Guys.... GUYS!!! Yes, YOU!!!

[crim son]

[mike_c]

1. that is SO wrong....

Really.

[crim son]

6. So wrong, perhaps

but if feels so right :P

[Kutjara]

2. OK. Thanks.

Now I know what my next nightmare will be about. <shudder>

[crim son]

5. That's what friends are for. n/t

[BarenakedLady]

3. OMFG!!!

:rofl:

WTF is that?

[crim son]

4. hehe.

Stole it from somewhere. Ain't he cute?

[BarenakedLady]

25. Adorable!

:scared:

[RetroLounge]

7. Okay, that's freaking me out, right there...

:scared:

RL

[crim son]

9. Me too and that's why I wanted company.

I sent him down your way, just so you know... :rofl:

[The Traveler]

8. The horror ... the horror

That was just perverse. Running away now ... :)

[crim son]

12. Run, run, little man.

But the Cat with A Full Set will find you.

[The Traveler]

19. **Never!**

I shall fly to any corner of the world ... I'll even go back to lurking in GD ... that Cat will NEVER find me ...

Wait ... "little man" ... how did you know? Those eyes ... those eyes !!!!

:scared:

[crim son]

20. I have ways and means... n/t

[The Traveler]

27. Of that, there can be little doubt.

Femme fatale that you appear to be. :)

[crim son]

32. Oh, those ways and means are broken.

I mean, I've got spies. :)

[The Traveler]

40. I doubt that

But am certain you have spies and probably a waiting list of volunteers. As a sometime lurker I observe

:yourock:

Now send that waterlogged little beastie away ... the eyes ...

[crim son]

41. No can do.

But, thanks :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. That is so screwn up.

[crim son]

13. Screwn, or fuct?

Both, I'd say.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Where is Gray? She's gonna love it.

:rofl:

[crim son]

18. I haven't seen her, and I have been lurking.

I want to please her :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. O gray one! We require your presence.

[montanto]

11. self portrait? nt

[crim son]

14. My son in the bath.

His teeth came in early.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. That is freaking creepy.

:scared:

[crim son]

21. And just a little cuddly too. n/t

[Ptah]

17. I'm trying to make my sunflowers

taller:



Wassup eit' you?

[crim son]

23. No way that's real. Is it real, Ptah?

There is nothing "up" over here which is why I am posting cat pics. You don't still have plants in the garden, do you?

[Ptah]

37. I still have peppers.

[crim son]

39. I envy you so much.

Being able to grow something would be very cheering about now.

[Ptah]

44. plant a seed and let it grow

kinship
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bbecause ? ? ?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCzKMX3hJCM

[crim son]

49. ...

of
ooze?

You're better at this than I am. I've never heard that song and it's exactly what I feel like listening to right now. :hug: :hug:

[Ptah]

58. But I did not shoot the deputy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddURb0alQc

[Nevernose]

52. Jumping in - My peppers died this week

I didn't take them in before the cold snap. Depressing, really, since they were so promising. The cold actually helped out the tomatoes, inspiring them to turn a little red so I could pick them.

Next year, in my 8 by 12 patio, it's corn, tomatoes, onions, and maybe strawberries in pots by the front porch.

[Ptah]

53. If I knew your zone I might be able to help.

edit to add: r

[Nevernose]

76. Wherever Las Vegas is

I don't really know about the zones, just that Vegas is apparently a peninsula on the map of zones.

I bought the plants, on discount from Lowe's, as seedlings. It was a gamble that they'd make it long enough anyway, and I knew it before I took that bet. The tomatoes and peppers did very well at first, but even though it got colder, the days got shorter, and that had an effect. Flowers, like roses, don't really care and often bloom year-round here, but apparently vegetables know the difference. Plus we've had freakishly cold weather recently (ice and snow aren't uncommon, but the ice in the shady spots has been here for three days -- a sign of the Apocalypse?).

In another 4-6 weeks I can start planting again, though, and I've already made plans to start a window garden of herbs (garlic's happy so far), moving the houseplants to less sunny spots.

What do you know about winter vegetables? I saw the tail end of a PBS show on the subject, and all my sieve of a brain remembers is that the Chinese grow kale year round, and that kale actually likes the snow :). And do you know what the root depth of corn usually is? In my townhouse I have a a little open ground, but would like to know if pots are feasible?

[Deja Q]

22. I was so hoping my headlights post would have gotten all those responses!

:spray:

[crim son]

24. I didn't see it.

There's no accounting for taste, is there?

[LeftyMom]

28. I thought you weren't supposed to get gremlins wet.

:rofl:

[crim son]

30. Oh god it's LeftyMom.

Hide me. Quick! :scared:

[SPKrazy]

29. Is That You?

No, What the fuck is that

it shouldn't be allowed here in the lounge!

:puke: :rofl:

[crim son]

31. But, it's c-c-COLD outside and the critter is all wet.

I had to take him in.

[SPKrazy]

34. I'm Sure!

why does he have human teeth?

is it a Gremlin?

[crim son]

36. I know many things but I cannot answer these questions.

It just IS. Ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[SPKrazy]

42. Ahhhhh Master Crimson

Ohhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


It is

[crim son]

43. When pigs have wings?

If that time has arrived, then I expect my Love at the door any minute now (hysterical laughter).

[SPKrazy]

54. Knock Knock

(hysterical laughter)



It's both of them!

[crim son]

55. Oh no it isn't!

(closes door quickly)

[SPKrazy]

59. Oh, Come On

these guys traveled a long way to see you!

and you shut the door in their face?

Knock Knock



Mini me?

[crim son]

62. Nah, he reminds me too much of MJC.

:rofl: Do my posts and PMs seem to have one theme lately? I think the loneliness has caused me to lose my mind finally :)

[SPKrazy]

65. Finally? No, It's Just Recognition and Insight Have Creeped In

and now you see the truth oh Zenful one!

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm

[crim son]

77. The truth is that I'm missing a man who was ugly both outside

and in!!!! BNL, have you booked our suite yet?

[SPKrazy]

81. That's Butt Ugly!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[crim son]

91. George is better looking. I hate to say it.

Poor MJC really got shafted in the looks department, not that it mattered to me.

[SPKrazy]

93. Shrek!

No, I like Shrek

he'd have to be an ogre that wasn't Shrek then.

[BarenakedLady]

92. I'm looking for discount rates for groups...

:hug:

:silly:

[BarenakedLady]

67. Oh honey

I lost my mind months ago. Shall we book a double at the Institution? :silly:

[SPKrazy]

69. Shit If It's Coed

book me a room too!

[crim son]

75. Sleeping pills and soothing music?

I'm there. We can stay up all night playing Hearts and exchanging sorrowful stories.

[BarenakedLady]

79. And no cooking or cleaning or taking care of others...

*sigh*

Yup, we are fucked. If we are fantasizing about being locked up in the loony bin, we are both definitely fucked...

:silly:

Don't know whether to :rofl: or :cry:

[SPKrazy]

80. I Know How To Get Them To Give Us Good Stuff Too

I've worked in these places a loooooong time

I'm your inside man!

;-) (he says he works there, but secretly BNL and crim son think, yeah, sure he's worked there, uh, huh!)

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

33. That's...disturbing.

interesting photoshopping there. :scared:

[SPKrazy]

35. Hey, Dig That Sig Line!

Woo Hoo!

[TOhioLiberal]

46. Like it?

...I thought you might. :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

48. Woo Hoo!

SPK rocks my world

umm, what isn't there to like?

[crim son]

38. I didn't do it but I want PhotoShop more than ever.

I found it on a Stephen King site.

[TOhioLiberal]

45. Well that explains it...

...Stephen King is the King of Weirdville. :rofl:

[crim son]

50. I guess I live in Weirdville then.

:o

[TOhioLiberal]

56. Why?

are you the Queen of Weirdville?

[crim son]

57. Mr. King is a neighbor.

And his Love, Tabitha, is the Queen.

[TOhioLiberal]

60. That's cool!

have you ever talked to him?

[crim son]

63. Not really. I've greeted him on the street, years ago.

Once I approached him in Borders and asked for a handshake "so my friends and family will love me even more than they do already." He shook my hand very graciously and then did some sort of elbow-to-elbow, slap your palms and nod your head kind of secret handshake and I lost him. Many people around here either grew up with him, or grew up with his kids and he is well liked.

[Nevernose]

47. WARN people before you post shit like that

It's either the world's most hideous cat, or someone on a six day meth binge.

Either way, I didn't have a heart condition before I clicked that on your post.

[crim son]

51. You don't think that would take all the fun out of it?

Totally cleepy, he is.

[Guava Jelly]

61. That scares me!

:(
quick!!! Kill it!!!
:rofl:

[crim son]

64. I consider it payback for the time you shocked me in your mansling.

Tit for tat.

[derby378]

66. Okay...

Now we have to see that picture! :evilgrin:

[crim son]

70. GoPsUx!! You are required to appear in your yellow mansling!

Yoo Hoo!

[Guava Jelly]

71. are you sure??

[BarenakedLady]

72. Gahhhhh. My eyes! My eyes!!!

:rofl:

[crim son]

73. Totally sure. The look is starting to... grow on me.

:rofl:

[derby378]

74. High five!

And now we make the sexy time... :rofl:

[crim son]

78. Not a day goes by when I do not long to see GoPsUx in

his yellow mansling. :rofl:

[derby378]

68. dupe

Sorry...

[HEyHEY]

82. That's the thing that lives in my closet!

[crim son]

87. You're right; that's where I found him. n/t

[GalleryGod]

83. You've gone totally friggin' Mad-As-A-Hatter up there !

Grab the first thing smokin' and headin' South!




A Night life is what you need.

[crim son]

86. I'm afraid it's true.

:cry:

[njdemocrat106]

84. Thank you for the impending nightmares I'll have tonight

Keep in mind I should have been in bed already, but after seeing that thing, I'm afraid... :scared:

[crim son]

88. Try to imagine him dry. He really looks a lot friendlier

when he's dry. :P

[billyskank]

85. I think I know that guy.

:hi:

[crim son]

89. He says he knows you, too!

:hi: Hi, billyskank :)

[billyskank]

90. Hi crim son

:hi: