WHY are you?

[MoseyWalker]

just wondering.

[Left Is Write]

1. Because my mommy loves my daddy and they both love kids.

:)

[Aristus]

2. I think,

therefor I am.

[u4ic]

8. ...

"to be or not to be?" :P

[LeftyMom]

3. Sometime in the summer of 1980, my parents had nothing to do one evening. They found something.

36 weeks later, I showed up to punish them for it. :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Why does anyone exist, my dear MoseyWalker?

Children happen because their parents yield to the great pleasure of sex....

That's why!

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. I was an accident waiting to happen.

So I did.

[MoseyWalker]

6. You people are so

funny!

[Kutjara]

7. Because my 17 year old mother believed some line...

...from a smooth-talking car salesman fifteen years older than her. She dumped the resulting baby in an orphanage and left the country. Fortunately, the rest of the family found out and her aunt and uncle adopted the unwanted baggage.

[MoseyWalker]

9. family can be a good thing

wow.

[Kutjara]

10. Actually, the aunt and uncle were psychos.

But at least I got fed, clothed and educated, so I can't complain.

[MoseyWalker]

11. what a world

I am happy that you have found it and see it in good ways.

peace.

[Kutjara]

12. Thanks Mosey.

It took 45 years and a 25 year battle with alcohol, but I finally see the funny side. ;)

Peace to you too. :hi:

[u4ic]

13. .

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Kutjara]

15. Thanks u4ic!

Back atcha :hug:

[Rhythm]

14. somebody had to be... i just drew the short straw.

[gemdem]

16. A damned good question...

One I ask a lot these days. I'm still waiting for a frigging answer.

[ContraBass Black]

17. Just because.

[Scarlett17]

18. Why not?

[BlueStorm]

19. It is the Ultimate Question...

That requires the Ultimate Answer. But what is the Ultimate Answer?

I forgot what that computer's name was on Hitchiker's Guide.

That was one tripped up movie.

Blue

Edit: OMG! Now I remember!! It was called 'Deep Thought' right?

[Rhythm]

21. and the answer is 42

[BlueStorm]

22. All hail 42!!! n/t

[deepthought42]

24. Yes it was! You win!

I personally like that name, but that's no surprise, huh? lol

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Why is a duck?

Why is a stove?

Why is it farther to Chicago than by bus?

:shrug:

[woofless]

23. Wyoming?

Wy not?

[PVnRT]

25. 13 fish sticks

n/t

[sakabatou]

26. Why am I what?

[deepthought42]

27. Pourquoi?

Parce que. (Because.) I'd rather not ask my parents 'why', though, thank you very much... ;)

[Deep13]

32. I would not have asked mine.

As it turns out the unwelcomed information was volunteered to me.

[deepthought42]

35. oh my....

*awkward silence* :hide:

All I know is my sister and are 10 years apart...and that's all I want to know...*goes back into hiding* :hide:

[Burma Jones]

28. Because my Mom drinks........

[otherlander]

29. Because NOT being is illogical.

[trackfan]

30. I was born in September, so it was probably an office Christmas Party. nt

[Deep13]

31. Well it involves a cold winter night...

...and the back seat of a 1957 Chevy.

[SteppingRazor]

33. To paraphrase the great poet-philosopher Yoda:

You are or you are not. There is no why.

[sammythecat]

34. To be perfectly honest,

I don't know what you're asking. Could you elaborate just a bit, or give your own answer?