Tips on how to avoid a "relationship"

[HEyHEY]

As I am recently single, my new goal is to be a manwhore. I need good ways to get the point across I'm not looking for "someone" just "Something." However, this must come across in a way that won't exlude my getting "something."
And a recent situation has come up. I need tips on how to handle it. I don't wanna be the jerk that doesn't call the morning after he told the girl the wedding was going to be in june just to get her in the sack.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. LOL

Call her and tell her you joined the peace corps, that way, you get more "sack" time and off the hook for the wedding...

[HEyHEY]

2. beauty!

[mark414]

3. i'm gonna have to remember to use that one

thanks!

[HEyHEY]

4. good to see ya, man

[mark414]

7. same to you

i'm fairly settled again for the time being and just recently acquired a stable net connection...so i'll be around, at least for a few months

now go out there and knock em down

[HEyHEY]

11. That could get me in shit with Johnny law

I need them to lay down, willingly

[Hissyspit]

16. That was a plot on a "Just Shoot Me" episode, I believe it was...

and probably several other sitcoms over the past decades.

[Pierre.Suave]

18. really?

I rarely watch TV, so I wouldnt know.

[Hissyspit]

28. Yes, the character Mia was so moved by the guy she was dating's committment to a cause

that she slept with him, but then she caught him in the lie. I can't remember what happened after that.

[Pierre.Suave]

32. Well, its such a good idea...

that I am sure I am not the first to think of it.


Not that I would ever do anything like this....:evilgrin:

[Lautremont]

5. Just pretend to be really stupid.

I mean really, really stupid. Idiocracy-level stupid. You'll find it provides a convenient excuse for nearly everything. The best part is, after a while you won't be deceiving anyone - pretending to be stupid actually leads to genuine stupidity. But you'll never have to answer for a missed date, neglected call, overlooked birthday/anniversary/wedding or boneheaded comment again in your life. Tread with caution! and enjoy.

[HEyHEY]

6. Yeah, but my only weapon to get women is to

Not be stupid. And the one thing girls always like about me is that I'm not stupid. Note, I didn't say "Smart" just not stupid.

[Lautremont]

10. You'd be surprised what dividends stupidity pays.

[hickman]

8. Be honest and wear a rubber.

I gave up on "happily ever after" awhile ago. Men never seem to believe the "just for now". So I gave up entirely and gained 50 pounds. Now I'm losing those pounds but have no desire to be in a relationship ever again. I have been so happy for the last 10 years without someone jerking me around.

[u4ic]

9. How about

just being honest? :shrug:

You might be surprised how many women want exactly what you do. Not all are looking for commitment, especially at your age.

[HEyHEY]

12. True, but honesty could drastically reduce my chances

Hence, I need a way to be honest... but not DAMAGINLY honest.

[SeattleGirl]

13. DAMAGINGLY honest?

Dude, honesty is the best thing. But, that doesn't mean you have to reveal all. IF she says something that seems to be leading to "the relationship thang", best you let her know right then where you stand. She will either accept it or not. Doesn't mean you're a bad guy. It's worse if you keep your mouth shut and let her THINK there's something there that really isn't.

Refer to my sig line.....

[HEyHEY]

14. I guess you're right

Stupid integrity. Why can't I just be a scumbag like other guys.

[Deep13]

20. So you are afraid if you tell the truth, chicks won't want to get nasty.

Tough shit. Women aren't toys. If all you have in mind is friends with benefits then that should be clear up front.

[u4ic]

37. Exactly

:thumbsup:

[Blue_Tires]

15. just use AFF.com

i promise you none of those women are looking for anything long-term!

[Porcupine]

17. Wait till you're 40. Relationships will avoid you. nt.

.

[BarenakedLady]

19. .....

:cry:

[SPKrazy]

23. ...

You are too gorgeous and sweet to be avoided!

Besides, you got a few years before you hit 40.

Don't listen to them anyhow.

:loveya: :hug:

[RetroLounge]

24. Wanna bet?

:eyes:

RL

[Blue-Jay]

21. "Hey, baby, that was just what we like to call 'pillow talk'".

[hunter]

22. Boyish charm works the very best.

Women like a boy to play with, but only men to have a "relationship" with.

I always knew when I was just a toy... Not that there was anything wrong with that. :evilgrin:

Hell, seventy year old women would ask me out to very expensive dinners just so they could entertain their friends with something salacious to gossip about! I was arm candy, a boy toy, even with women my own age.

I once came home and found a hot naked acquaintance asleep in my bed. It wasn't the first time I'd seen her naked, we'd gone skinny dipping and stuff together.

The hell of it was I was so damned tired I didn't want to do anything so I went to sleep on the floor. She was so pissed off at me when she woke up that she kicked me awake just before she stomped out of my apartment.

I don't know what was wrong with me then. All the women I knew wore hiking boots, and I always got hurt.

[Orsino]

25. Unfortunately, it sounds as though the damage would be...

...someone else's.

[Evoman]

26. Are you kidding? Acting like a manwhore will HELP you get laid.

You still have to be charming, and light-hearted....but if women know your not in it for a relationship (especially girls at the bar), your chances of getting laid are even higher. Wanna know a secret?

Women are horny. Women are horny and they want to have sex with you. Women get horny and sometimes don't want anything more than a dick that talks. Your job is to demonstrate that you are the dick they want.

[HEyHEY]

27. True

That's good and well put advice

[jpgray]

29. I've always considered you a dick that talks

:hi:

[HEyHEY]

30. It says so on my business cards

[idgiehkt]

33. roflmao

you all are cracking me up.

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

31. Become an otaku

[Shine]

34. So, you're not looking for Ms. Right....just Ms. Right NOW.

:D

Hey, I can dig it. But I have no words of advice to give you in this matter. I'm sure plenty of others here will, though.

:hi:

[fudge stripe cookays]

35. Be a manwhore for awhile...

and get something a year's worth of Clorox won't take off.

There. Problem solved. No one will look at you again, as you are "unclean".

[HEyHEY]

36. Perfect!

[Deja Q]

38. Dang. But the solution is simple:

Act like me in public. That scares the doo-doo out of everybody. :shrug:

[bleedingheart]

39. the last guy I know who wanted to just be a "manwhore" was married

within 6 months....in his sampling he found wife number 2.

[HEyHEY]

40. See that's what happened the first time

I went into manwhore mode.... and the first girl I hooked up with knocked my ass over. So, I decided no more manwhoring and got involved with here.... great times followed.... followed by shitty times... now, here I am.

[bleedingheart]

41. well hopefully you will do a bit more sampling before you remarry

in about..... a year....(just kidding)

good luck in your adventures