How about a picture of a happy family and a nice "I love Mom"?

[LaraMN]

Instead, from my four-year-old, I get approximately a dozen crayon-and-paper renderings of me giving birth to her. (and yeah, she knows where she came out.)

:scared:

:rofl:

[Lyric]

1. Oooooh boy.

You're making me awfully glad that when my 6 year old asks me where *he* came out at, I can honestly tell him that he came out of my belly. (c-section vet here)

That has to be rather...awkward. I'm assuming that these *aren't* going onto the refrigerator gallery? :D :rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. I had to put one on the fridge- she was so proud of herself.

:rofl:

At least she's not giving EVERY person she draws breasts and male genitalia, anymore.

[SPKrazy]

2. Oh My Goodness!

:rofl: :hide:

[LaraMN]

6. She's an interesting child.

I have little doubt that she'll be quite a quirky woman, one day. I like quirky, though, so that's okay with me!

[SPKrazy]

8. yes, Quirky Is Good

more likely to be a good liberal then!

[Hugin]

3. How'd the mock funeral thing end-up?

You kind of left me hanging on that...

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

5. Mock funeral?

Refresh my memory...

[Hugin]

7. The other day...

Same day as the "If one had three legs" thread, you mentioned the kids were holding
a mock funeral with you in the spotlight.

[LaraMN]

10. Oh- I don't recall how it ended up.

Probably with me being resurrected from the dead- that's pretty much in line with their typical mode of creative play.

[Hugin]

12. Well, I'm glad to see you're still with us...

In spirit anyway.

LOL!

;)

[tigereye]

9. very creative!

[LaraMN]

11. She's slightly obsessed with the idea of pregnancy.

Yesterday she wanted to know if she was "all bloody," when she came out, if the doctor had to pull on her to get her out, and if he made her cry.

[tigereye]

13. what, does she spend her days glued to Lifetime?

( the one with the birthing films... I dunno, I don't have cable.)