Why I won't vote for Obama...

[MonkeyFunk]

he's younger than me.

I was pretty nervous when my barber was younger than me. I'm not ready for a President being younger than me.

[JackBeck]

1. I hear the younguns don't vote nowadays anyway.

So he shouldn't have a problem. I'm 33, so what do I know?

[Nicole]

2. Why I won't vote for Obama.......

I hear he's a smoker!!!!!! I'm not ready for a President with a nasty habit like that!

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

3. But if his lady sneaks of to have a few smokes

I've got no problem with that. Laura's got a pretty nasty habit is what I hears.

[Nicole]

6. Agreed

A spouse sneaking off to smoke is soooo much better. :rofl:

[deadparrot]

4. I won't vote for him because his name rhymes with Osama.

:patriot:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. You can't vote anyway

You're only 12 years old.

:hi:

[deadparrot]

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:P

[crim son]

5. Isn't his middle name Hussein?

And I hear he's (ssssshhhhhhh!) African American{/i} !

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edited unsucessfully for faulty html. I'm gonna let it go, this time.

[JackBeck]

9. (sssshhhh)

Rush thinks he was inspiration for Cher's "Half Breed".

[crim son]

11. Best laugh of the night, JackBeck. Thanks.

And now, to bed at last. :hug: Have a fine evening.

[hfojvt]

13. I believe it is

African American

[crim son]

15. Thanks. After several tries I gave up.

Life is too short :shrug:

[u4ic]

8. Why I won't vote for Obama...

I can't. I'm Canadian. ;-)

[hfojvt]

10. what kind of lame excuse is that?

Go across the border to Detroit or Wenatchee and get a PO box or something. Establish citizenship. It's your patriotic duty to do what you can to defeat the Republican nemesis. The world is counting on you :patriot:

[u4ic]

12. I've got a funny name

I'm probably a terrorist, right? :eyes:


If I'm Canadian, I'm at least a communist. ;-)

[MissMillie]

16. What ever will you do when you're 80?

:shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

17. Vote for McCain?

:shrug:

[crispini]

24. ROFL!

:thumbsup:

[swag]

18. Somebody in my town custom makes those knitted monkeys

with penises and vaginas. They're real cute. You can buy them at a coffee shop in my neighborhood too.

[Arugula Latte]

19. What kind of a freakshow city do you live in, anyway?

:D

[swag]

26. One of my criteria for calling a place a "city" is that you have to be

able to hail a cab there.

Hey, you going to derby?

[Arugula Latte]

28. I've never been --

I'll have to check it out one of these days. Looks like crazy, scary fun.

[swag]

29. It's a good time, but bring a flask

unless you enjoy paying $4.75 for a cup of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Noted.

(Will I get Pabst thrown on me if I order a Chardonnay instead?)

[swag]

31. You'll probably just get a funny look.

If we have another tailgater, you'll be the second to know. We'll probably have both Pinot Gris and Cotes du Rhone (or Pinot Noir if it's the summer and something lighter is required).

[Arugula Latte]

32. Thanks, Swag

:hi:

[MonkeyFunk]

20. sure

anybody can get a vagina or a penis.

But do these monkeys have a fez? I think not.

[Left Is Write]

21. It happens. My family practice doctor is around my age, as is my OB/GYN.

One of my pastors is three years younger than I am. My daughter's teacher is younger than I am.

Bill Clinton was the first president younger than my parents. That may have weirded them out a little.

[Dukkha]

22. and he dresses like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

clearly he's a madman!

[texas1928]

23. That is not bad. My mother's General practice doctor...

She kept him in daycare when he was a baby.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. he is better looking than me...so i wont vote for him...and he is a better orator

[MonkeyFunk]

27. and he's much more photogenic than I am...

bastard.

[Blue_Roses]

33. It's just a matter of time when they will all be younger than you

and me:cry:

[KamaAina]

34. Why I wouldn't vote for Obama if the primary were this week...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs06/news/story?id=2732257

New Orleans' football season is all but over.

That's the message Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., has for Saints fans when their team comes to Chicago for Sunday's NFC Championship Game.

"The Bears are going to the Super Bowl," a gleeful Obama told reporters Monday outside a church in suburban Chicago. "I am happy for New Orleans. I think it's a wonderful story for their city, but this fairy tale ends when they come to Chicago."

This 2008 election is crucial for our country. Our Democratic nominee MUST possess better judgement than this! :-)