Keynote Speech At Milwaukee Gynecological Society Titled: "The Politics Of Tits"

[matcom]

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One of the seven dirty words that got comedian George Carlin arrested at Summerfest in 1972 is back in town.

And this time it's gained enough respectability to show up in the title of the keynote speech at an upcoming meeting of the Milwaukee Gynecological Society.

After dining at the posh University Club downtown, guests will settle in to hear "The Politics of Tits: A Psycho History of Breast Medicine."

Are you offended? One gynecologist invited to attend was upset enough to call the society and me to stirrup trouble.

The doctor, who talked only on the condition that he is not identified, said it's "pornographic" to use the word in this context. He is boycotting the dinner and says he knows others who are as well.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=553250

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. I dare you to post this in GD.

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[tonkatoy57]

2. "stirrup trouble"

At a Gyno convention, no less.

[Deep13]

3. They should use dignified terms like...

rack,
cans,
front porch,
dual front air bags,
shelf,
knockers,
blouse bunnies,
shirt potatoes,
Annette Funiccellos,
fun bags,
sweater meat,
bahzonkas, etc.

[Little Wing]

4. Reminds me of a song

You had something to hide
Should have hidden it, shouldnt you
Now youre not satisfied
With what youre being put through

Its just time to pay the price
For not listening to advice
And deciding in your youth
On the policy of tits

Things could be so different now
It used to be so civilised
You will always wonder how
It could have been if youd only lied

Its too late to change events
Its time to face the consequence
For delivering the proof
In the policy of tits

Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before

Now youre standing there tongue tied
Youd better learn your lesson well
Hide what you have to hide
And tell what you have to tell

Youll see your problems multiplied
If you continually decide
To faithfully pursue
The policy of tits

Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before

It's awful poetic for talking about sag