Why I wont Vote for ME: I have a funny accent...and i dont trust people with funny accents!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

now tell me why you wont vote for me...and why you wont vote for yourself...

[pdx_prog]

1. I wouldn't vote for you because

then we wouldn't get to read your posts anymore and we would have to listen to the freeps bitch about you all the time.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. i'd be a slacker president and post on du...and say even more controversial things...

[Left Is Write]

2. For president? Why I won't vote for you for president? The answer is simple.

You're too young to run!

[liontamer]

3. I don't trust people with funny accents either!

but there are many reasons you could never run for president. So my don't take my not voting for you personally.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. sigh! why wont you vote for me? you of all people....

:cry:

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Your funny accent and bad manners would keep me from voting for you.

After all, American politicians always have pleasant accents and impeccable manners.:silly:

As for why I wouldn't vote for myself, that's simple. I know where all my skeletons are buried.

:patriot:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i sent you that damned thank you card...it was embossed and everything..

c'mon give a gal a second chance :)

[Gormy Cuss]

18. Oh okay... but what about that accent? That's a vote killer.

You probably eat smelly food too.:-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. i do eat smelly food...my people are the queens of spices

:P

[baldguy]

6. Funny as in "weird" or funny as is "ha ha"?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. funny as in not american

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. I won't vote for you because you wouldn't send me a thank you card.

And I wouldn't vote for me for the same reason. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. damn it all! the thank you cards are interfering in all aspects of my life...

[Guava Jelly]

10. Because I have had sex out of wedlock

and inhaled before.
I also expose my butt to innocent women.
:7
I can't think of a reason to not vote for the lioness

[Gormy Cuss]

20. You inhale before sex?

Is that supposed to be a reason not to vote for you?
:+

[ThomCat]

11. I wouldn't vote for you because

"everyone" says you're unelectable. "Everyone" says that the nation isn't ready for a queer candidate. And you're a women! And you're not even a native born citizen! Horrors!

I wouldn't vote for me either because "everyone" says I'm unelectable too.
:eyes:

[ismnotwasm]

13. LOL

Ok, I'm not grumpy anymore, that's funny. (Hit my dark funny bone)

How 'bout a ticket with Lioness and Thomcat? I'll stop feeling like being a primivitist at least for today...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. i can run with THom...but he has to settle for VP

[ThomCat]

16. You're in better health than I am, so you can have the stress

of the top job. I'll stand next to you and look pretty. :7

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. this is what my boys do: stand next to me and look pretty

:rofl:

[ismnotwasm]

12. I'd vote for you before I'd vote for me

Actually, since today I feel like a primivitist/anarchist, I won't vote for anybody.