Who fed my dog rancid cabbage?

[MonkeyFunk]

Sweet baby cheeses, he just walked up to me, sat down and pooted.

They hanged Saddam for less than this.

[Phillycat]

1. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[youthere]

2. You wrote"rancid cabbage" like it's a bad thing.

[MonkeyFunk]

3. You'd be hard-pressed

to find a bigger fan of kim-chi than me.

But Damn! Something bad is inside my dog.

[Richardo]

4. Not anymore.

:)

[Phillycat]

5. DAMMIT, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

How do you DO that? :grr: :loveya:

[Richardo]

14. But I LIKE it in there....

...not vacant and echoing like mine...mine...mine...


:pals:

[LynneSin]

6. TeeHeeHee - my evil plan to take over all of DU is starting to work

I'm just gonna hit up every DU pet owner and feed their pet this rancid cabbage I've been brewing for awhile and I'll chance all the DUers away from foul & disturbing pet poot

:evilgrin:

[Susang]

7. I fear you may have already gotten to mine

I inhaled some wicked kitty farts this morning. x(

[MonkeyFunk]

8. Kitty-farts

are like fresh gardenias compared to what I'm experiencing.

It's like somebody shoved a collapsed pumpkin up his butt, then spiced it with garlic, methane and corpses.

[Susang]

9. I beg to differ

Having both a dog and three cats, I can say that kitty farts can reach the same toxic levels as doggie farts. Don't forget, their food has lots of seafood and shellfish in it. Their farts may have less volume, but they make up for it in rancid toxicity. x(

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Then your cats are ill...

My little girl poots like a lady, and while it's not quite enjoyable, it's nothing compared to dog-farts.


Years ago, my old dog stole a jar of peanut butter, managed to open it, and ate the whole damned thing.

I had to call FEMA.

[Susang]

12. Nope, they're all fit as a fiddle

They just have massively stinky farts. :P

[MonkeyFunk]

13. feh

that's what wet food gets you.

My kitties get nothing but quality dry food. When they fart, they say "excuse me" and it smells like lemon and verbena.

[Susang]

15. Did you know that wet food is actually better for them?

I feed mine a mix of the two, but according to my vet,when cats eat dry food, they can become dehydrated much faster due to the lack of moisture. They also get less protein and more carbs. It really surprised me, I thought a dry food diet was better. Who knew?

Here's a link (I am the link Queen!): http://www.littlebigcat.com/index.php?action=library&act=show&item=whycatsneedcannedfood

[MonkeyFunk]

16. I dunk

my cats in the toilet weekly.

[Susang]

17. There must be something to that

My cats just love to play splishy-splash in the toilet. :shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

18. when they were

very very young, I'd spill my beer on them. They learned to like liquids.

[youthere]

21. Only on DU...

This actually looks like the beginning of a flamewar over which pet's fart's smell worse. I've seen it all.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

20. what a

douchebaggy thing to do.

[Rhythm]

11. the kitten ate eggs this morning... we are doomed.

[MonkeyFunk]

19. tell me more

about these kittens. And post pics.

[Blue-Jay]

22. Pic.

[Shell Beau]

23. Must have been the same person who fed my dog

rancid shit! She is sooo gassy and stinky right now! Good thing I REALLY love her, I tell ya!

[driver8]

24. My dog stunk so bad the other night he woke me out of a sound sleep!!

I told my wife, "His farts smell like Chinese food. Did he have Chinese food tonight" (I work nights and my in-laws brought over Chinese...)

She said, "No, but you know that roasted chicken you bought this afternoon? He pulled it off the counter and ate the whole thing!"

Don't let your dogs eat a lot of chicken!!