Who wants to go hijack the douchebag thread with me?

[matcom]

c'mon loungers! lets go in there and start having a fight about a COMPLETELY different topic and REALLY fuck with their heads!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. .

:scared:

:rofl:

Where's M.A.T.C.O.M.?

[LynneSin]

2. Links would help

I'm a lazy hijacker - don't make me go looking for it

[matcom]

4. if you have to 'look' for THAT thread (GD) you need braile

[LSK]

7. its like the #2 thread listed in GD right now

:eyes:

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Lynne, you're fucking blind.

It's the really long thread filled with douchebaggery.

[LynneSin]

9. Just to lazy to move my browser over to GD

so sue me!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I should!

*calls lawyer*

[LynneSin]

14. What do I have of any value other than a Toyota and two cats

Take it all - I need a fresh start

Anyhow my cats would probably run away from you and back to me!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Your cats would love me and the toyota is hardly of value.

:hide:

[LynneSin]

20. Trust me - the cats wouldn't love you

Abbott might give you a sniff but Evita would avoid you like the plague

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Kitties love me.

You're just in denial. It's not just a river in Egypt.

[LynneSin]

27. No seriously - I've had DUers at my place, she always hides

Shes an indoor feral cat but she's finally let me into her world

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Why would she want you in her world?

:hide:

[LynneSin]

60. She's got free food, fresh water and won't get knocked up again

I could toss her out my front door and she'd be back inside before the door slammed. She knows a good thing when she finds it

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. She's just using you.

She doesn't love you.

[LynneSin]

64. Perhaps I'm just using her

they say petting a cat can help lower blood pressure and she sleeps at the edge of my bed so she keeps my feet warm

[LSK]

3. only a douchebag would do something like that

:hide: :hide:

Of course I could spout a 9/11 conspiracy theory and it would be hijacked instantly.

:evilgrin:

[MonkeyFunk]

5. you're a bitch

[matcom]

6. yes

does that mean you are IN? :D

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Let's come up with a topic first.

How about breastfeeding?

[matcom]

17. no. it has to be something TOTALLY obscure

so the people of GD will be like "what the FUCK are they arguing about?"

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Done.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3134331&mesg_id=3148720

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. You're my new hero.

:rofl:

[matcom]

18. no. it has to be something TOTALLY obscure

so the people of GD will be like "what the FUCK are they arguing about?"

[LSK]

23. breastfeeders did 9/11

They planned it at Olive Garden.

Thats why their kids were running all over the place!!!

It all makes sense now!!!!!!!!!!11

[ohiosmith]

12. let's DO IT!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Heebus!

Is that douchebag of a thread still going? :wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

Okay, people. I guess I'm the only one with any balls.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3134331&mesg_id=3148720

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I've got balls, too.

Brass monkey balls that is.

[eyepaddle]

47. Oh wow, this one was GOOOOOOOOD

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3134331&mesg_id=3148995

I bow to the master.

[LSK]

24. can I reply: "dont be a douchebag" ?????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Only if you say it in a nice way.

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

28. Oh my, this should REALLY set 'em off.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Notice how all conversation except that related to global warming

has ceased?


OMG. We are GOOD!!!!

:bounce:

[LSK]

31. any other flame wars need killing???

:popcorn:

[eyepaddle]

42. Do you think they'll thank us for that

or hate us for that.

tsk tsk tsk cildRENNNNNN CALM DOWN. :rofl:

Of course GD may develop a lounge vendetta or something if they figure out where that came from. B-)

[ronnykmarshall]

33. I added to it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3134331&mesg_id=3148879

[eyepaddle]

34. LOL

Way to mix it up. I talked about porn, that should get fur ruffled.

I feel BBAAADDDDDDDDDD right now. :evilgrin:

[mongo]

38. I bow to your magnificence!

Since I can't reply in that thread.

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPRESSED!!!!!

Just in case... :sarcasm:

[Goblinmonger]

15. I'm telling you......cumsack

that's the phrase of the decade.

[LSK]

29. we showed them!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LSK]

35. "GLOBAL WARMING IS ANTI-GAY"

"WHEN will you get it?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[matcom]

37. Midlo asked a 'serious' poster....

"What does THAT have to do with Global Warming?"

in.fucking.TEARS.here.

:rofl:

[LSK]

40. now Michelle Malkin has to find that thread and "use it"

:rofl:

[matcom]

41. HAHAHAHAHAAHA

wouldn't THAT be priceless :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

44. I feel a little bad about that.

Okay, no I don't.


:rofl:

[matcom]

45. no, you shouldn't

:spray:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Kind of like how I felt bad buying the last blindfold at...

well, actually...nevermind.

[Burma Jones]

70. hmmph

I should have known better

[Burma Jones]

50. Sorry, I didn't read the fucking Memo

but I got with the program.

[Midlodemocrat]

53. I wasn't picking on you.

Seriously. I was going to PM you to let you in on it.

I hope you're not offended. Didn't mean to piss you off.

[Burma Jones]

56. No, I'm laughing.........

[JackBeck]

58. Now I gotta go back and find that one. n/t

[bicentennial_baby]

36. Lounge Lizards: Kill Threads on Contact!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

39. hey you jerk

there's some serious nutjobs that are trying to have discussions in there.























:rofl:

[GalleryGod]

43. Slow News Day ?

[matcom]

46. LIZARD HAVE TOTALLY TAKEN THAT THREAD OVER

:rofl:

good work gang! :thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

48. Our work there is done.

Go in peace, douchebag thread.

:thumbsup:

[LSK]

49. I cant believe Al Gore is an anti gay fundie

:rofl:

[matcom]

51. i'm not sure but he may or may not also be a ......

douchebag :rofl:

[LSK]

52. dont be a douchbag

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. Peace be with you.

*shakes hand*

[JackBeck]

57. That was fun.

Thanks for suggesting it. It was like blowing off steam.

[Midlodemocrat]

59. You HAVE to read this exchange between MonkeyFunk and ohiosmith

Starting here.

I am crying.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x3134331#3148897

[JackBeck]

61. That is hilarious.

My stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

65. Oh man...

:spray:

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

66. "She was from Scotland"

:rofl:

I am crying here. That is some funny, funny stuff.

[JackBeck]

63. Reminds me of when we invaded GD with smoking threads.

And then the thread smoking ban.

[ghostsofgiants]

67. Motherfuck.

I completely missed the fun, you douchebags! x(

[Burma Jones]

68. Mission Accomplished

[LSK]

69. it is now locked

Mod consensus is that

it's time to lock this up.

Between personal attacks & off topic posts, plus throw in a few sex jokes & some bodily function posts & it's time to call it a night.

best,
wakemeupwhenitsover
DU Moderator

[crispini]

71. Wow. That was amazing.

I am overawed.

[buddhamama]

72. Locking...

The original thread has been locked.

Sincerely,
buddhamama-DU Mod