CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN A DOUCHEBAG!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!111!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Especially if he or she really is a douchebag, like the republicans.

[Blue-Jay]

1. THEN POST HERE TO SAY THAT YOU DID!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. THEN MAIL 'EM YER COLOSTOMY BAG!!!!

[Little Wing]

5. not necessary, just put it outside. shit has its own gravitational pull

it'll get there eventually

[lildreamer316]

16. OMFG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My imagination went into overtime.

You're friggin' hilarious.

[Little Wing]

20. thank you, I was wondering if I was the only one who got that

:D

funny mental picture, no?

[Little Wing]

2. Here's the oft left out but very handy list of phone numbers

http://www.theorator.com/senate.html

[ThomCat]

4. Vito Fossela is a douchebag!

I live in a republican district in $#%@& New York City. x(

[enigmatic]

6. Sorry, but he or she doesn't pass the smell test

I'll wait until there are a littler more refreshed:)

[last_texas_dem]

7. No problem

Considering my Congressman is quite the douchebag, I'm sure I've called him worse things before. He's one of the 118 douchebags who think that $5.15 an hour is adequate pay for an hour of work, among other similarly ridiculous Repug ideas.



"You're a douchebag, Kevin Brady!"

(Actually, I just moved so I'm not technically in his district anymore. I think I may be in Lloyd Doggett's. Woohoo! But I haven't changed my voter registration so the Honorable Kevin "Douchebag" Brady is still my man.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Sweet Jesus, he just LOOKS like a douchebag!

What a fucking creepy looking little toad thing.

[Richard Steele]

21. Yikes! What was his campaign slogan, "It rubs the lotion on its skin" ?

[TommyO]

26. Oh, I'm so glad my iced tea is downstairs!

Otherwise you would be footing the bill for a new 23" Apple Cinema display (I have a 20" Dell, but it's due for an upgrade)

[montanto]

8. done!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. My congressman is a douchebag!!!

[mainegreen]

11. God, the old stale DU jokes get better with age.

Must be because they're cheesy like cheddar.

[Little Wing]

12. I hear ya

:-)

[NNadir]

13. I can't. My congressman is an extremely impressive person.

He's Rush Holt of the 12th district in New Jersey, and he's the best damn congressman I could possibly imagine.

[Catshrink]

14. John Fuckin' Douchebag Kyl

[Catshrink]

15. John McDouchbag

[Critters2]

17. I already have. Early and often.

My congresscritter is Jerry Weller (R-Guatemala). Douchebag extraordinaire.

[LostInAnomie]

18. Even though he isn't my congressman anymore...

... John Hostettler is a douche bag!!!

[LeftyMom]

19. I don't really feel comfortable calling an elderly widow a douchebag

Even I have some standards.

Well, a standard. It's a start.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

22. You mean this douchebag?

John McCain

Charges: The most consistently mischaracterized politician in the country, even McCain’s most nakedly self-serving machinations are universally hailed as the bold moves of an independent maverick who really, really, like, cares, man. By virtue of his five-year stay at the Hanoi Hilton and a completely ineffectual campaign finance reform bill (which was itself only PR damage control for his long-forgotten role in the Keating Five), McCain has so successfully snowed America the he could go around kicking puppies all day and he’d be applauded for his authenticity. In reality, McCain is as phony as slimeballs come, having reversed his positions on Roe v. Wade, Bush’s tax cuts, the gay marriage amendment and Jerry Falwell in the last year alone, while the mainstream press looked away and whistled nonchalantly. Keeps changing the number of additional troops he thinks should be sent to Iraq, in hopes of extending the disaster beyond the next presidential election, so his decorated veteran status will still be relevant.

Exhibit A: "I hated the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live."

Sentence: Back to the bamboo cage.

Ripped from http://buffalobeast.com/113/50_most_loathsome_2006.htm

[graywarrior]

23. Cripes, a douchebag convention.

[madinmaryland]

24. THIS IS DOUCHEBAGGERY!!1!! RIGHT F'IN NOW

[TommyO]

25. Charles Dent, douchebag supreme!

There, I did it.

[regnaD kciN]

27. O.K...my congressman is a douchbag!

Dave "Third" Reichart, former King County Sheriff (claim to fame: was lucky enough to be sheriff when the County Crime Lab finally made a DNA match on Gary Ridgeway in the Green River murder cases, so ol' Dave always presents it as if he himself was single-handedly responsible for "catching the Green River Killer" :eyes: ). A standard right-wing Republican in a district that has never gone Democratic. Managed to win two squeakers out of two tries, mainly because the RNCC opened up their coffers and funded deceptive attack ads against his challenger that showed up in the mail at a rate of at least one (and sometimes more than that) every single day for the last six weeks of the campaign.

What a douchebag!

[PVnRT]

28. Calling my old Congressman a douchebag is an insult to douchebags

n/t

[jakefrep]

29. Paul Gillmor is a Douchebag!!!11!!111!

A Congresscritter truly worthy of the title.