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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:06 PM
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Should I douche before or after I fry my cornflake chicken?
:shrug:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:08 PM
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1. After you breastfeed your kids in Olive Garden, while singing some Laura Branigan.
:7
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:10 PM
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4. Do my lips look like Angelina's?
I wonder if she nursed?

:shrug:

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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:09 PM
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2. It'd be nice with a bottle of wine and a nice vinagrette tossed salad
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:09 PM
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3. Are you a Fat Actress?
Or Royalty of some sort?
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:10 PM
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5. royalty of some sort
omfg i'm in tears
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 06:18 PM
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6. Only if you liked the show "Fat Actress"
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 07:26 PM
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7. Locking...
Enjoy your chicken!

Sincerely,
buddhamama-DU Mod
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