Replace a line in a song with the word "douche"

[Guava Jelly]

"Little douche coupe You dont know what I got" Beach Boys...Little Deuce Coup
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche" Manfred Man...Blinded by the light
:popcorn:

[montanto]

1. "douche me in the morning, then just walk away." Diana Ross

[Guava Jelly]

4. I Like It

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

2. Rainy Days and douches always get me down

[Guava Jelly]

6. BwaaaaHA!HA!HA!

:thumbsup:
"i'm on top of the douche looking down on creation"

[LostinVA]

16. "I'll say goodbye to douches... no one ever cared if I should live or douche"

[Blue-Jay]

3. 'Cause your friends don't douche and if they don't douche

Well they're no friends of mine.

We can douche, we can douche
Everybody screw the pooch.

[Guava Jelly]

7. The Safety Douche

By men without douches :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

5. "Dooooouchin' ... on a Sunday afternoon"

Sing to the tune of "Groovin'" by the Rascals.

[Guava Jelly]

8. they make it sound so purty

:silly: :7

[Okiojira]

9. "All we are...

...is douche in the wind"?:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

11. From the Kansas Douchebags

:7

[montanto]

44. Hahahahahaha

That's the best use of that song I've ever heard, including when it was released!:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Your mama don't douche and your daddy don't rock n roll!

[Guava Jelly]

13. Oh Gawd That is freaken brilliant!!

:7

[swag]

12. I think Manfred Mann already did this.

[Guava Jelly]

14. They at least had me going for a few decades

:wtf:
Manfred Man
Blinded by the light

Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night

Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer
with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps
his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped
the merry-go-round
With the stereo pleasin' and sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed
to the ground

The calliope crashed to the ground

Oh she was...
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night

Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I got what
it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong, play the
song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather charts to see
if it was safe outside
And little Early-birdy came by in his curly-wurly and asked me
if I needed a ride

Asked me if I needed a ride

Oh she was...
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
Blinded by the light,

She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night
She's gonna make it through the night

------ guitar solo ------

But mama, that's where the fun is
But mama, that's where the fun is
Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is

Some brimstone baritone Andy Sack from rolling stone preacher
from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone,
that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner,
watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone,
reminding him of romance

The calliope crashed to the ground

Cos she was...
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{the following two sections are sung simultaneously

1) ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another
runner in the night
~ Blinded by the light

2) ~ Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the
summer with a teenage diplomat
~ In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent
pumps his way into his hat
~ With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
~ With the stereo pleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
~ Now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot
and throws his lover in the sand
~ And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's
within earshot save the buckshot,
turn up the band

~ Some silicone sister with a manager mister told
me I go what it takes
~ She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"

She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night

[swag]

15. Hearing the Springsteen original the first time was quite a revelation.

[Guava Jelly]

19. For me also.

I grew up hearing the Manfred Mann cover.And when I heard Bruce do it at first I didn't care for it.But on review i love it now.

[mentalsolstice]

17. The first time ever I saw your douche

[MonkeyFunk]

18. Give me the beat boys

and free my soul, I wanna get lost in you Rock & Roll, and douche away.

[Blue-Jay]

23. Nice!

Wait! What?

[Arugula Latte]

20. The Long and Winding Douche

thaaaat leads to your "door" ...

[boston bean]

21. Mary had a little douche

little douche
little douche

Mary had a little douche
Whose pubes were a glow

Everywhere that Mary douched
Mary douched
Mary douched
Everywhere that Mary douched
Her partner was sure to follow

sorry

:scared:

[Guava Jelly]

24. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:hide: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

22. Head like a Douche

[RetroLounge]

25. "I wanna douche you like an animal"

By Nine Inch Douchebags...

RL

[Guava Jelly]

27. Nice!!

:7

[KitchenWitch]

39. I just heard that song the other day on XM!

:woohoo:

[Guava Jelly]

26. The first time ,ever I saw your douche"

"relax don't douche it" Frankie goes to hollydouche

[SeattleGirl]

28. I wanna hold your douche

I wanna hold your do-oo-ooche.
I wanna hold your douche.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

29. You are bad! I like you :)

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Why, THANK YOU!

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

31. The douching is the hardest part

Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The douching is the hardest part

[Guava Jelly]

32. Tom Petty and the Douchebreakers

:7 Good one :thumbsup:

[montanto]

33. "the douche police are coming to arrest me, oh no . . ." cheap trick

[carly denise pt deux]

34. Beach Boys again.................Do you wanna douche

Do you want to douche and hold my hand
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby do you want to douche?

Do you want to douche under the moonlight
Hold me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to douche?
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to douche
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to douche
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to douche?

Do you want to douche under the moonlight
Kiss me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to douche?

[carly denise pt deux]

37. another one.....Abba's Douching queen... this is terrible LOL

You can douche, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the douching queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the musics high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
Youre in the mood for a douche
And when you get the chance...

[carly denise pt deux]

40. what is with the douche/lysol scene the past couple of days?

LOL
Carly

[montanto]

35. "This is the douche, beautiul friend. . .

This is the douche, my only friend the douche." The Doors

[boston bean]

36. Douche in pocket - - - - the pretenders (brass in pocket) nt

[boston bean]

38. Don't douche be happy.....

:*

[boston bean]

41. Let's Douche - - - David Bowie Let's Dance

I can't stop!

[ThatsMyBarack]

42. Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man

Play a douche for me. :rofl:

[sniffa]

43. douche me

you can douche me in the morning
you can douche me in the night
you can douche me when you wanna baby
*gasp*
douche me right

[boston bean]

45. Douche It (Devo, Whip it)

[montanto]

46. "its time to douche it, douche it good." DEVO

[montanto]

damn, got beat on that one!! nt

[boston bean]

47. What's douching got to do with it (tina turner)

[bicentennial_baby]

48. I Want to Douche You Up

A la Color Me Badd :D

[SeattleGirl]

49. "Douche me in the morning, then just walk away."

Diana Ross.

:rofl:

[electricmonk]

50. Pass the Douche

I say: Pass the douche on the left hand side.
Pass the douche on the left hand side.
It a gonna burn, give me the music make me jump and prance.
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance.

[boston bean]

51. Douching in your sleep - - - The Romantics, Talking in your sleep

That's the last one, I promise.

[montanto]

52. "torn between two douches, feelin like a fool, lovin'

both of you is breakin' all the rules. . ."

[boston bean]

53. Some douches have all the luck - - - Rod Stewart, some guys have all the luck

really really sorry, I know I said I had written my last one, but this is it I promise X.

[GenDem]

54. Do you wanna douche -- Johnny Rivers

Do you wanna douche and hold my hand ?
Tell me that I’m your man
Baby, do you wanna douche ?

Do you wanna douche under the moonlight ?
Squeeze and kiss me all through the night
Baby, do you wanna douche ?

[SacredCow]

55. When I think about you I douche myself.... n/t

[Evoman]

56. Stone Temple Pilots: Vaseline "Flys in the Douche we are, Sometimes it blows my mind, Keep getting

stuck here all the time