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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:15 AM
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I have a one hundred dollar bill in my pocket,
Who should I give it to?

20 minutes to answere.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:17 AM
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1. Me, of course!
:P
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:19 AM
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2. Buy something for 99 cents.
And then give it to the cashier.
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:19 AM
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3. Bartender
Go out. Have some fun. Support your local bar and get shit-faced.

Q
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:35 AM
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6. As a former bartender, I have to agree.
Edited on Fri Jan-19-07 12:36 AM by JackBeck
Don't give it all to me, but save at least 20 for your tender. He/she can make sure you have a good night.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:33 AM
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4. Some whore.
You know that's what you'll do with it anyway.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:34 AM
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5. Wrong.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:37 AM
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7. Well, that's what I would have done with it!!!
So maybe I was projecting.
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