A question for the boys

[Connonym]

Do you prefer a woman who you can hang out with, tell dirty jokes and fart in front of or do you prefer a woman who is mysterious, girly, does scrap booking and probably doesn't know how to fart?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. If she can fart and then do this...

...she gets my vote. :thumbsup:

[Connonym]

2. I'm just the girl for you ;-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. My favorite line

after the second or third in a sequence of gas-passage:

"Somebody answer the phone. Some ass keeps calling."

[Connonym]

4. you trying to get this thread locked?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Nuh-uh

I thought you were. :shrug:

[leftofthedial]

6. will she go get me a beer?

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. I just want a girl that is good with RMagick..

I could use some help with it about now.

[Guava Jelly]

8. A girl i can hang with

I would rather her not fart in front of me at first.
As I would refrain myself :)

[mykpart]

9. My husband said when he was a teen, he didn't know girls farted! n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. My husband tells me dirty jokes all the time while I'm scrapbooking

with the Packer game on. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. good answer

:hi:

[enigmatic]

11. the former, for relationships

I had "Mysterious" women in a few of my relationships and it almost drove me insane. For friends, it doesn't matter; it's much, much less of issue with me.

[Porcupine]

12. Um, Men have a choice? Since when?

Seriously, find a guy your're comfortable with and be yourself. If that means you fart on tuesdays and scrapbook on thursdays he will regard that as normal for you.

A wise man does not expect to understand the woman in his life. He knows enough to listen attentively and ponder the details and NOT offer solutions. He also knows that if somebody he's comfortable with chooses him as a mate he's ahead of the game.

[Callalily]

13. You sound like a

wise, wise man.

[Porcupine]

20. I've had time alone to ponder past mistakes

Turning off the damn idiot box helps.

[Courtesy Flush]

14. Mysterious women DON'T do scrapbooking

[HughBeaumont]

15. I prefer one who listens to Napalm Death, does roller derby, likes women and farts.

. . . Oh wait, I already have one of those.

[PVnRT]

16. The first one

The second kind......ugh.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. no offense but cant someone wear a dress and tell dirty jokes?

cos i sure can.

i can also carry really heavy things while wearing heels.

my point being women dont have to be just like the boys or a priss, most of us are somewhere in between

[Connonym]

25. Just lazy verbal shorthand on my part, sorry

I know we're all more complex than that, I was just belly-button gazing about my recent breakup and worrying that I'm not feminine enough. I certainly didn't mean disrespect to anyone.

[baldguy]

19. Both!

I want a girly girl who farts & tells dirty jokes.

I can dream, can't I?

[Jimbo S]

21. Somewhere in between

An occassional dirty joke would be cool or even a fart, but too much of that and she is like a guy.

But I prefer a straight-shooter to one who is mysterious. I don't have the energy for guessing games.

Someone who likes to watch the game with me now and then gets a plus.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Little of both.

[Goblinmonger]

23. Does she douche?

Can't believe I'm the first one to say it.

[JVS]

24. I'm not a boy, I'm a man you horrendous douchebag!

And I'm going to be all pissy and offended for your disrespectful and sexist language :sarcasm:

And there is no such thing as not knowing how to fart

[SPKrazy]

26. A Mixture Of The Two

definitely hang out with

everybody farts

jokes should be okay

mysterious and girly is fine

not knowing how to fart is well, scary. They might blow up.